My WWE Prize - Part I
[Today's entry is not from the Recliner of Rage; it is from the Recliner of Rejoicing.]
Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and happy?
Comfortable and gay*, TSM.
Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault.
Ok, here it goes. I've played the last 3 seasons of wwe.com's WWE Fantasy game. Last season, I had the fourth highest overall score in week 5. Therefore, I won a WWE SHOP t-shirt. But, the t-shirt would be chosen by WWE, not me. I doubted whether it would ever arrive.
Today, however, I received a 12x14 package. It was from Stamford, CT. The cost of shipping was $2.31. The return address was stamped on, but my name and address were handwritten. I immediately ripped open the package in order to discover which t-shirt I had received. I was hoping like heck that it was not a stupid John Cena shirt. Of course a Randy Orton shirt would be just dandy, but I wasn't expecting anything.
I pulled out the shirt from its plastic prison and discovered it was... Edge's Rated R Superstar shirt. It's not that bad. A non-fan of WWE wouldn't know that it's about Edge. The front says, "Rated R Superstar," and the back says, "May contain: foul language, excessive violence & strong sexual situations." It has a WM22 logo at the top of the backside instead of the usual WWE logo.
Bottom line, America? I'm not sure what to do with this shirt. It's a good shirt by WWE standards. But if I ever go to another WWE show, I'll probably wear the only shirt I ever bought from WWE: the Kaientai "Evil" shirt. Maybe I'll sell it, but WWE seems to frown on doing that. Maybe I'll give it to a worthy human being. At least it made me optimistic that I'll get my other, better prize eventually (that's Part II).
Footnotes
* cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry
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