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Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey
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post Aug 24 2003, 08:51 PM
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Has anyone seen their new reality show on MTV? So, I watched it the other day and I was shocked! Who knew that cute little Jessica was such a lazy fucking slob!?! It was disgusting. They have this beautiful home, and it looks like shit!! And they complain about paying someone to clean for $20/hour! So, not only are they lazy, but fucking cheapos too!

Anyway, just wanted to share.
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post Aug 24 2003, 09:20 PM
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Already a thread about this...
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post Aug 25 2003, 12:01 AM
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I noticed that they don't really seem like the happiest of couples. Kinda weird.
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post Aug 25 2003, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE(Mole @ Aug 24 2003, 08:20 PM)
Already a thread about this...

huh.... oh, didn't see it.
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post Aug 25 2003, 11:11 AM
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I'm sure a lot of it is only done because the camera is rolling. Remember kids, you're only seeing the "reality" that the cameras want you to see.
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post Aug 25 2003, 11:12 AM
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I spend most of the time staring at her face. Am I the only one that thinks she looks...I don't know...weird?
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post Aug 25 2003, 11:59 AM
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QUOTE(Ripper @ Aug 25 2003, 12:12 PM)
I spend most of the time staring at her face. Am I the only one that thinks she looks...I don't know...weird?

She does look a little to good, almost not real. I also think she looks like a mini Faith Hill at times.
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post Aug 25 2003, 12:02 PM
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QUOTE(Johnson1620 @ Aug 25 2003, 05:59 PM)
QUOTE(Ripper @ Aug 25 2003, 12:12 PM)
I spend most of the time staring at her face.  Am I the only one that thinks she looks...I don't know...weird?

She does look a little to good, almost not real. I also think she looks like a mini Faith Hill at times.

Um...no...I don't mean "Too good to be true" weird. I mean, weird weird. I have never thought she was THAT pretty of a girl, but now, something just looks...wrong.
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post Aug 25 2003, 12:11 PM
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That show is boring.
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post Aug 25 2003, 01:51 PM
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Yea, I agree that the show is really boring but I did catch some of it. And yeah, I know what you mean about WEIRD......I agree........Is it me, or is she like fucking pale?
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post Aug 25 2003, 04:02 PM
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I never even understood why these two are considered "celebrities." They rate just below Ashton Kutcher to me. The only place that even recognizes them or rather DICTATES to us that they are something special is MTV. Can someone find their respective album sales? I bet neither are earth-shattering.

I think America just likes to see the picture-perfect All-American white couple. When I see them I think about how most celebrity marriages (especially at that young age) end early and I get the feeling that they aren't happy together and only stay together to keep up appearances. I was glad to read that's probably true.

Another theory of mine is that they may have even been PAID by MTV to get married...sorta like "Making The Band" only they did a "Making the Couple" behind-the-scenes to again, DICTATE to us what to like and the shocking coincidence of two such beautiful and handsome pop "stars" actually getting together.

They probably can't get divorced or see anyone else due to some super-secret MTV contract. MTV = evil MTV = brainwashing. MTV can suck my big black cock.
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post Aug 25 2003, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(Ripper @ Aug 25 2003, 02:12 PM)
I spend most of the time staring at her face. Am I the only one that thinks she looks...I don't know...weird?

She has a face?
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