Smackdown spoilers for 1/13/05, From PWInsider, live spoilers Options

[JoeDirt]

Richard Trionfo called in the following results from tonight's Smackdown taping in Orlando, Florida:

Dark Match:

*The Shane Twins defeated Shannon Moore and Steve Madison

Velocity

*Scotty Too Hotty pinned ?

*Bob Holly defeated Spike Dudley

*Akio pinned Paul London

*Charlie Haas defeated Rene Dupree

Smackdown:

*The Basham Brothers won a Fatal Four Way match, defeating WWE Tag Team champions Rob Van Dam & Rey Misterio, Eddie Guerrero & Booker T, and Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns as Rey was pinned by Danny. Van Dam didn't do anything in the match but was attacked and "injured" after the match. Van Dam was stretchered out. The Bashams are the new Tag Team champions.

*Backstage, The Big Show made Kurt Angle apologize to Joy Giovanni for last week.

*They aired a recap of the Four Way and Van Dam's injury.

*Backstage, JBL's crew walked into Big Show and Joy Giovanni. Amy Weber didn't want to apologize to Giovanni, setting up a match between the two women later tonight.

*In the Kurt Angle Classic, Kurt Angle forced Roderick Strong to tap out.

*WWE United States champion John Cena pinned Kenzo Suzuki.

*Amy Weber beat Joy Giovanni via forfeit when she didnt come out. There is a storyline of what happened to Giovanni with everyone in Teddy Long's office as she is "missing."

*WWE Cruiserweight champion Funaki defeated Nunzio

*Carlito Caribbean Cool and JBL both said they didn't know what happened to Joy when questioned by Teddy Long. Miss Jackie and Torrie Wilson said they saw Orlando Jordan following her.

*They did a "ceremony" where JBL, with his cabinet, was presented with "Man of the Year" from the Florida Agridculture Group (F.A.G, get it?). Kurt Angle confronts JBL and it turns out Joy is in the trunk of the limo, unconscious. She is taken off and given oxygen. Big Show hits the ring and chokeslams Orlando and everyone else.

*Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, and Luther Reigns talk backstage reveal they set everyone up and did it to Joy. Show stalks them as the show ends.

*In a dark match, The Undertaker defeated Orlando Jordan and WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield in a casket match.

[AndrewTS]

Bashams as new tag champs. oh boy

I presume they're just getting prepped as Dudley fodder, but that's a match/feud I can't possibly get excited about.

[Guest_Trivia247_*]

well good, no New Jack match.

[Tawren]

Akio/London rematch = me watching Velocity.

[Guest_The Shadow Behind You_*]

Fuck this. They had a EASY goldmine Eddy/Booker Vs RVD/Rey program to build to mania.

God damn it. Now we're getting another fucking 4 way @ Mania.

[Angle-plex]

*The Basham Brothers won a Fatal Four Way match, defeating WWE Tag Team champions Rob Van Dam & Rey Misterio, Eddie Guerrero & Booker T, and Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns as Rey was pinned by Danny. Van Dam didn't do anything in the match but was attacked and "injured" after the match. Van Dam was stretchered out. The Bashams are the new Tag Team champions.

WHY WHY WHY?! The worst possible choice out of the four teams (aka the most unover and untalented team in the match) walks out with the belts? I think they will do anything to get the Bashams over, no matter what the cost.

[JoeDirt]

RVD taking time off for his injury will be good for him.

[haVoc]

Bashams as new tag champs. oh boy

I presume they're just getting prepped as Dudley fodder, but that's a match/feud I can't possibly get excited about.

I forgot all about the Dudleys. Where have they been?

[Guest_The Shadow Behind You_*]

What injury is that?

I think it's a worked injury here.

It's the classic heel turn setup...heel gets "hurt"...comes back and screws his partner.

[Guest_The Shadow Behind You_*]

Bashams as new tag champs. oh boy

I presume they're just getting prepped as Dudley fodder, but that's a match/feud I can't possibly get excited about.

I forgot all about the Dudleys. Where have they been?

on and off Velocity shaving off a couple layers of staleness.

[JoeDirt]

What injury is that?

I think it's a worked injury here.

It's the classic heel turn setup...heel gets "hurt"...comes back and screws his partner.

I read he might need knee surgery.

[Exslade ZX]

What injury is that?

I think it's a worked injury here.

It's the classic heel turn setup...heel gets "hurt"...comes back and screws his partner.

No, he's one of the many...(ok, 3) people that have a knee injury. Read he was supposed to be getting an MRI or something, possibly surgery (?) This week, or next week, or something like that can't really remember. But yea, he does have a real injury and needs time off to heal, so evidently that's the reason they took the belts off them and did this injury angle.

[Fro]

*The Basham Brothers won a Fatal Four Way match, defeating WWE Tag Team champions Rob Van Dam & Rey Misterio, Eddie Guerrero & Booker T, and Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns as Rey was pinned by Danny. Van Dam didn't do anything in the match but was attacked and "injured" after the match. Van Dam was stretchered out. The Bashams are the new Tag Team champions.

WHY WHY WHY?! The worst possible choice out of the four teams (aka the most unover and untalented team in the match) walks out with the belts? I think they will do anything to get the Bashams over, no matter what the cost.

If they wanted to get them over, I'd suggest letting them talk and encouraging them not to work the "new WWE style" and wrestle how they did in OVW.

They're certainly a much better team than Reigns and Jindrak.


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The Revolution, aka the Bashams as OVW Main Eventers

[Spaceman Spiff]

*Akio pinned Paul London

*Charlie Haas defeated Rene Dupree

Wow, those are a couple odd choices for winners. London's done more recently, so unless there's a program brewing between those 2, I don't get that decision at all. And when was the last time Haas won a match?

[Mole]

*Scotty Too Hotty pinned ?

That ? guy must be really bad.

[starvenger]

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The Revolution, aka the Bashams as OVW Main Eventers

Fuck, is that Cornette? He looks... thinner.

[slimm44]

The show was in Tampa, not Orlando

[HartFan86]

Jackie Gayda looks freakin banging...anymore OVW pics you got?

[Lil' Bitch]

Haas / Dupree sounds interesting.

Oh boy, so how soon until John Cena drops the US title to Orlando Jordan? One more and The Cabinet will have all the gold (except the CW title of course)! (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/throwup.gif)

[Angle-plex]

I've been watching Smackdown since last month, and so far I've seen this:

Big Show beats Team Angle in 3 on 1 match. Then chokeslams everyone after Angle/JBL match. Then last week Amy Weber outsmarts Kurt. Kurt makes a fool of himself in a speedo while rubbing his nipples. Big Show chases his and gets attacked by team Angle. Show destroys all of them. Then THIS week Show forces Angle to apologize to Joy?

Meanwhile JBL is booked to be a fool, honky tonk man champion.

Seems like not much has changed since I stopped watching last January...

[JoeDirt]

Edited in complete spoilers at the top.

[MillenniumMan831]

So Funaki's main eventing . . . keep an eye out for the ratings there.

[Tawren]

Yeah, Joy has such a well rounded character that everyone will care about this huge shocker of an angle.

As always, sounds like Velocity > Smackdown. Hopefully Akio/London will be as fun as their first match.

[Guest_The Shadow Behind You_*]

by the looks of that the *main event* occurs @ 9:10 mark of the show.

[The Niggardly Ki...]

I wonder if a cruiserweight will join Bradshaw's Cabinet and beat Funaki at the Rumble?

[Guest_The Shadow Behind You_*]

I wonder if a cruiserweight will join Bradshaw's Cabinet and beat Funaki at the Rumble?

:Paging Billy Kidman; Paging Billy Kidman your chance to get over by mooching off another person's heat again has arrived:

[Zack Malibu]

The Kidman/London program had more heat before it got cut off than any of JBL's programs.

Angle is being booked like a tool. So much for the "Honor Society" or whatever the planned name for he, Reigns and Jindrak was.

Big Show went from a career resurgence to fat man in love.

JBL is, well, JBL.

Bashams shouldn't have won the belts. I'd have given them to Eddie and Booker, and feuded them with a returning Dudley team.

Dupree is still in the doghouse apparently. Also love how since Haas got the women out of his life and was supposed to be "on the right track", he's been stricken to the B show.

[Art Sandusky]

*Akio pinned Paul London

*Charlie Haas defeated Rene Dupree

Wow, those are a couple odd choices for winners. London's done more recently, so unless there's a program brewing between those 2, I don't get that decision at all. And when was the last time Haas won a match?

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Hey, Trivia's sig is funny for the first time ever.

[starvenger]

Big Show went from a career resurgence to fat man in love.

Could be worse. He could be a "fat chick thriller"...

[Zack Malibu]

Watch...now that you say that, he's going to dump Joy for Big Bad Mama from GLOW or something. Then they'll go on to squash the Bashams for the tag belts.