SWF Storm Card, 4-29-05! |
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SWF Storm Card, 4-29-05! |
 Apr 25 2005, 12:00 AM
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In A Nonsexual Way Group: Members Posts: 2,984 Joined: 22-February 02 From: Littleton, New Hampshire Member No.: 1,421  |
The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...
SWF STORM, FRIDAY, APRIL 29TH, LIVE FROM THE DADY'O NIGHTCLUB IN CANCUN, MEXICO! (8:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM PST; check local listings) The SWF begins it's first-ever "The End of the World As We Know It" tour in the hottest spot in Mexico, Dady'O's in Cancun -- and they kick it off with the hottest show on television, SWF Storm! Things are bound to get hot and heavy, but how hot and how heavy? Only time will tell. Send all things to chirs3 (match descriptions and possibly one more match to come in the morning. if you're not booked, promo.) Opening Promo: Toxxic SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Landon Maddix (SWF International Champion) v. Jay Hawke -> Maddix defeated Johnny Dangerous for the International Title in Johnny's first defense of the shiny new title. Hawke, meanwhile, took out Manson for the #1 contendership. As always, this is STORM! It's HARDCORE! Rules: None. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: chirs3 SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson -> Looks like someone forgot to take a tequila for every glass of water, and either IL or JJ is going to suffer in this rematch from Battleground! Rules: You know what Montezuma's Revenge is, right? Well, you should. Anyway, Montezuma's Revenge usually winds up in the toilet... AND THAT'S HOW THIS MATCH WILL WIND UP. The first person to dump their opponent's head in a toilet - and FLUSH - wins. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Chuck Woolery This post has been edited by Chuck Woolery: Apr 28 2005, 09:14 PM |
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Apr 25 2005, 12:07 AM
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A kinder, gentler Mod.  Group: SWF Mods Posts: 5,328 Joined: 22-February 02 From: Salt Lake City, Utah Member No.: 1,402 |
Sadly, I don't know what Montezuma's Revenge is. I'm not sure I want to know either, but still... what is it?
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Apr 25 2005, 12:09 AM
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Not Dante Lucretia Group: SWF Mods Posts: 4,797 Joined: 9-February 02 From: Sweden Member No.: 491 |
It's what happens when you drink the water.
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Apr 25 2005, 01:38 PM
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"eats a coyote, gains strength" Group: Members Posts: 2,896 Joined: 22-February 02 From: Flower Mound, Texas Member No.: 1,423 |
The water makes you shit the same water out.
You need to take opium to stop your bowels....but you still will be in bed for a day or two. |
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Apr 25 2005, 03:28 PM
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Sodomize Intolerance Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 21-January 04 From: You wouldn't know. Member No.: 4,487 |
Yeah the stakes are rather damn high. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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Apr 25 2005, 03:33 PM
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Tuning into Skull Radio Group: SWF Mods Posts: 4,147 Joined: 21-September 03 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 4,101 |
Me grabsy opening promo. ANYONE else who wants in on that (mass challenges for my title, drunken brawlings or Janus in a tutu) get in touch with me and we'll sort something out.
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Apr 25 2005, 04:12 PM
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Ejiro will be calling you a bitch from very...
very.... far away. |
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Apr 27 2005, 02:56 PM
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Coleminer Group: Moderators Posts: 8,374 Joined: 19-September 02 From: Suffolk, England Member No.: 2,671 |
When you say 'hardcore'...are we talking falls anywhere, or not?
I meant to clear that up last time, before I no-showed of course. |
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Apr 27 2005, 03:24 PM
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Insert Willy Aybar reference here Group: Members Posts: 5,152 Joined: 18-February 02 From: Warren, OH Member No.: 965 |
I've been writing is as if the pin must take place in the ring but that the action can go anywhere.
If it *does* mean FCA then it shouldn't take more than a couple minutes of editing to fix it, so either way's cool with me. |
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Apr 27 2005, 05:11 PM
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Not Dante Lucretia Group: SWF Mods Posts: 4,797 Joined: 9-February 02 From: Sweden Member No.: 491 |
Hardcore is necessarily pin-anywhere.
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Apr 28 2005, 02:54 AM
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Coleminer Group: Moderators Posts: 8,374 Joined: 19-September 02 From: Suffolk, England Member No.: 2,671 |
Right, thanks.
*thinks about starting his match* *goes back to bed* |
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Apr 29 2005, 02:15 PM
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Coleminer Group: Moderators Posts: 8,374 Joined: 19-September 02 From: Suffolk, England Member No.: 2,671 |
Uh, so yeah, I'm not showing.
If I had any idea I'd be booked in a title match for this show, I would have asked to put it back until the next show. But, of course, I wasn't expecting it. So, after struggling to about 1,000 words, I've got no more time to write and end up with a 5 day title reign. Magic. |
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Apr 29 2005, 02:26 PM
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Tuning into Skull Radio Group: SWF Mods Posts: 4,147 Joined: 21-September 03 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 4,101 |
And I asked to be booked, but in the end am very glad I wasn't as I doubt I'd have had the time... ironic how these things work out.
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Apr 29 2005, 02:28 PM
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Coleminer Group: Moderators Posts: 8,374 Joined: 19-September 02 From: Suffolk, England Member No.: 2,671 |
*glares*
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Apr 29 2005, 03:15 PM
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Tuning into Skull Radio Group: SWF Mods Posts: 4,147 Joined: 21-September 03 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 4,101 |
Yeah, you know you hate me. Just be glad I'm not around for a week.
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Apr 29 2005, 03:59 PM
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"eats a coyote, gains strength" Group: Members Posts: 2,896 Joined: 22-February 02 From: Flower Mound, Texas Member No.: 1,423 |
You two should have a soy milk together.
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Apr 29 2005, 08:39 PM
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Insert Willy Aybar reference here Group: Members Posts: 5,152 Joined: 18-February 02 From: Warren, OH Member No.: 965 |
You're not showing?
Which means I get a cheap title reign? One of these days I'll win a title match legit and have a heart attack. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Apr 29 2005, 08:52 PM
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Not Dante Lucretia Group: SWF Mods Posts: 4,797 Joined: 9-February 02 From: Sweden Member No.: 491 |
Yeah, but then your first challenger will get a cheap title reign.
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Apr 29 2005, 08:57 PM
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Insert Willy Aybar reference here Group: Members Posts: 5,152 Joined: 18-February 02 From: Warren, OH Member No.: 965 |
Good point, well made.
But considering had I not finished the match last night I probably wouldn't have shown up either, I suppose I'll take it and run. |
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