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JJ Johnson
post Jun 22 2006, 03:36 PM
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The infamous template.

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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart


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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix


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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

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[b]Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton


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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez


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post Jun 22 2006, 03:41 PM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart

-Stable pride insists that Daceheart takes it.

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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

-Pretty sure last time these two faced off, Cross got stripped, raped, and strangled. Cannibal Corpse aside, I see a repeat here, if Landon writes.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

-Devoured by No-Shows, knowing what I know. That was not as impressive a Cannibal Corpse reference.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

-This next song's about shooting blood out of your cock.

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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

-Ghost Machine, yet again.

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post Jun 22 2006, 05:27 PM
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Landon might win, but The Axis might have something to say about that...

Predictions to be edited in, because I forgot to copy them, whoops.


THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart

SPIKE!

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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

Maybe.
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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

Question marks of Doom.
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Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

Tom Flesher.

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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

Three.Point.Oh.
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post Jun 23 2006, 04:41 AM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart
~My money's on either Drea or Dace. I'll go with Drea.
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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix
~Landon, should he write.
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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson
~You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Manson via MANSONOSITY.
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Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton
~Um. Damn tricky. I'm leaning towards Flesher, but either way it's gonna be a blast.
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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez
~Damn it, how many of these have we got now?
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post Jun 23 2006, 05:11 AM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart
- Rageheart.

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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix
- Maddix.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson
- Danny Williams.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton
- Flesher.

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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez
- Ghost Machine.

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post Jun 23 2006, 05:12 AM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart


I'm thinking IL pulls it out (no not THAT! Perverts)


Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

A guy on the rise Vs a guy who's falling - interesting, I think that Cross may just take this one in an upset


Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

Only a fool would bet against MANSONOSITY. . . so sadly I will bet against it


Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

Well Mr. Staunton has the advantage that he actually knows who Flesher is, what his style is and everything - while (if I'm not mistaken) no stats have been posted on Kerry Staunton

Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

Someone asked how many this makes? Well since they're all nicely labelled with their version number I'd say that "3" is your answer (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 23 2006, 06:36 AM
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Staunton's stats are up, JJ just eddited them over his old stats.
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post Jun 23 2006, 06:40 AM
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Well shit that'll teach me to assume the other guy was a returning retiree as well and not a guy switching characters. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

*Silly Bruce*

I stand corrected and less sure than Flesher would win now that I know who's behind the character.
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post Jun 23 2006, 06:40 AM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart

~ Dude, we have the mind of Dace, king of hardcore here. He wins mightily.

Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

~ I'll back the Cross one, just because.

Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. MANSON

~ The fans.

Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

~ Kerry "3J" Staunton.

Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

~ Contractually obligated to not comment.
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post Jun 23 2006, 06:56 AM
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*Punches Janus in the face with a fist full of broken table* Yep, still got it man.
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post Jun 23 2006, 07:33 AM
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QUOTE(janusd @ Jun 23 2006, 02:40 PM) *
Dace, king of hardcore here.
*In an old man voice* Hardcore? Ach she is for the kiddies wit de Cookie sheets and de sticks that say bang-fa-tang but are really just 4 pieces of bamboo tied together to make noise and wat not. Ultraviolence is where it's at now (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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post Jun 23 2006, 07:42 AM
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Dude, I multilated Spike with a weedwhacker. I was called "Horrorcore", and part of the reason why insane violent hardcore was cool in the SJL. I know hardcore, I know ultraviolence. Mainly because I'm a twisted fuck.
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post Jun 23 2006, 09:00 AM
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Hey anyone who mutilates Spike is cool in my book (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

And my statement on Hardcore stands - Horrorcore or other offshoots not included.
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post Jun 23 2006, 09:02 AM
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Easy, Dace. Bruce knows who you are.
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post Jun 23 2006, 09:03 AM
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I know, I just need to rant and cry violence. My upcoming exam results are making me stress. Bah.
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post Jun 23 2006, 10:16 AM
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I change my prediction. Dace takes the main event, all the way.
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post Jun 23 2006, 10:42 AM
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Fear Bruce's long reign against no showers in obscure hardcore trash matches.
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post Jun 23 2006, 12:29 PM
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And yet it was STILL better than doing jack shit with a title before just bailing on it

And yes that is an invitation to just shut the fuck up asshole
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post Jun 23 2006, 01:32 PM
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Let's simmer down.

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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart
~I'm going with Doom, know why? Because Dace is horrorcore and Spike's the King of Cambodia, but the stipulation's so crazy that it's right up Drea's alley.

Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix
~I'll go with Maddix.

Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson
~God damn it, it's MANSON!

[b]Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton
~I'm thinking Flesher but never know.

Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez
~GM'll never die and that's great.
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post Jun 23 2006, 01:46 PM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart
-> DOOOOOOM

Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix
-> Maddix

Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson
-> MANSONOSITY

Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton
-> Flesher

Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez
-> An Octopus
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post Jun 24 2006, 06:41 AM
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Stryke may have a point, although he doesn't take it far enough. An Octopus is surely the winner in ALL matches.
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post Jun 25 2006, 12:15 PM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart

~ My money's on Rageheart.

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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

~ Maddix if he's motivated.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

~ Never predict against MANSONOSITY.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

~ np as always

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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

~ GHOST MACHINE~!
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post Jun 26 2006, 03:29 AM
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THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart

- DOOM! DOOM!

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Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

- I'm going to start writing any minute. So, Cross. Read The Great Angle Bash (when it's posted)~!

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

- Manson will take the question mark and straight it into an exclamation point. Then he'll beat it.

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Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

- Taamo.

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Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

- Ghost Machine. My prediction of who it is this time...err...Muzz.
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post Jun 26 2006, 12:04 PM
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post Jun 26 2006, 06:18 PM
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Suicide King busting out the Rocky III reference... and because of it I felt moved to predict.

THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart

Jimmy the Doom, if only because random words for sound effects in a match make it seem much more exciting.

Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match
Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

Cross has a gift for prose in my opinion, but Landon has that gift and won the previous encounter.

Special Welcoming Committee Match #2
??? vs. Manson

If it's me then I'm going to win, but since it isn't... MANSON could take this. He can write well, but as is the case most times ??? wins their re-debut.

Special Welcoming Committee Match #1
Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton

Flesher is a dick and he loses!

Err... okay, Flesher is a dick but he wins.

Opening Bout
Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez

Ghost Machine.
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post Jun 27 2006, 07:12 AM
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QUOTE(Bruce Blank @ Jun 23 2006, 01:29 PM) *
And yet it was STILL better than doing jack shit with a title before just bailing on it

And yes that is an invitation to just shut the fuck up asshole


No, it really wasn't.

You're terrible.

Fire up more?
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post Jun 27 2006, 07:24 AM
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Yep back to trolling - what you do best.
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post Jun 27 2006, 07:27 AM
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post Jun 28 2006, 02:24 AM
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