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CWM Goes To War, My Neighbors Will Die
Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:11 PM
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Okay My neighbors who are 30 something BTW. keep egging my house, blasting shitty music at full volume and otherwise trying to give me a early heart attack.

I'm going to war with 'em. I've got fire crackers,rotten eggs, an assortment of Metal CD's, and a sound system that will make your ears bleed.



Payback Is a Bitch.
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Guest_Ozymandias_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:16 PM
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If they egg your house call the police.


P.S. Find a water spigot on the side of their house and pump in gallons of green dye (Thanks Tyler). Sit back and watch the hijinks ensue.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:18 PM
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I called the police on them before and it only made things worse.

The green dye is a good idea. Right now I'm planning on sticking a Fire cracker up their car's exhaust pipe but that's more distructive than I want to do.
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Guest_MrRant_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(cobainwasmurdered @ Sep 20 2002, 10:18 PM)
I called the police on them before and it only made things worse.

The green dye is a good idea. Right now I'm planning on sticking a Fire cracker up their car's exhaust pipe but that's more distructive than I want to do.

*coughsugar+gastank=funcough*
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Guest_treble charged_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:24 PM
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Whatever you do, don't challenge them to a spelling bee. They're sure to whip your ass at that.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:24 PM
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Dude, I already have the Sugar next to my door and am waiting for them to go to bed.

CWM: One Step Ahead of you.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE(treble charged @ Sep 21 2002, 05:24 AM)
Whatever you do, don't challenge them to a spelling bee. They're sure to whip your ass at that.

That's no way to talk to your Biggest Fan.

I can Spell, I just can't type. Honest.
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Guest_Sandman9000_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:37 PM
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Fire usually works in situations such as this.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Sep 20 2002, 11:48 PM
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It does at that...hmmmm.
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Guest_MrRant_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:10 AM
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Well if you were in Las Vegas you could send call girls to their door repeatedly.
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Guest_Kinetic_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:17 AM
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I don't think the metal CDs will do it. If you can get your hands on some hardcore Tejano stuff, though, you'd be able to get rid of both your neighbors and most rodents with a good sense of hearing.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:19 AM
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QUOTE(treble charged @ Sep 21 2002, 01:24 AM)
Whatever you do, don't challenge them to a spelling bee. They're sure to whip your ass at that.

And that my friends is why Tim is a God amongst men. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Bananas in the tailpipe will just cause their car to stall out and not damage it so you might want to try that CWM. Watch Beverly Hills Cop for pointers.
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Guest_Kinetic_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:30 AM
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Buy a box full of lawn gnomes. Each morning, you should place one on their doorstep. At first they'll think it's an innocent prank...just some punk kid trying to get his jollies at their expense. But as the days go by and a new gnome appears each morning, staring them down...they'll grow paranoid. That paranoia will turn to fear. By the time you break into their house dressed as a gnome, they'll be on the brink. And then, my friend, victory shall be yours.
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Guest_Sandman9000_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:34 AM
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Or you could burn their house down.
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE(Sandman9000 @ Sep 21 2002, 02:34 AM)
Or you could burn their house down.

ahh..subtlety thy name is Sandman.

Just salt their entire lawn or at least stupid sayings or obscene pictures in the lawn.
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Guest_DJ Jeff_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:47 AM
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Anything they do, you do, only worse. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/ylsuper.gif)

For instance, when they play their music loud, you play yours even louder. That should shut them up for good. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/boxing_smiley.gif)
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Guest_Kinetic_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:50 AM
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(IMG:http://www.thewildgardener.com/Images/Gnome.jpg)

Come on, man. You know you want to.
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:53 AM
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It would be funnier if everyday there were more gnomes. Have one the first day, two the second, and so on like they were forming an army to attack the people that likely will break their cousins. Of course this is only if you have nothing better to do with your money.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:57 AM
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But the gnomes would have to spread around their house. After they get do scared that they stop using the front door, hit them at the back door. Very few people like Gnomes in their back door. Ahh...... "Political" inuendo gotta love it. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:02 AM
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They need to change to forum heading now to read "Apparently they're better than "Politics"

You could have gnomes on the roof and across the street with little binoculars and everything.
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Guest_Kinetic_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:02 AM
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I like gnomes at my back door. Ooooh...wait. You meant...I get it. Ha!

I like gnomes at my back door.
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Guest_Kinetic_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:04 AM
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See, there you go. Just get the whole neighborhood all gnomed out. If you could manage to get into the house while they're away and put one under the covers of their bed, that'd be perfect.
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:05 AM
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And after they are broken down peeking out the door every morning that is when you get a bunch of friends dressed up as gnomes and wreak havoc.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(the pinjockey @ Sep 21 2002, 03:02 AM)
They need to change to forum heading now to read "Apparently they're better than "Politics"

If they did that my ego would get even bigger and they'd ban me.

SG=the most "political" guy on the board. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:08 AM
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Wait, in the other thread I admitted to knowing nothing about politics.

Damn you SG, you outsmarted me from the very beginning.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:12 AM
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::Laughs devilishly::
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Guest_kkktookmybabyaway_*
post Sep 21 2002, 01:53 AM
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Back in my vandalizing days, one night I decided to clean out an old tackle box and there was a bunch of interesting stuff. I put fishhooks with bait in the guy's trees and bushes, and I also poured that bait-attracter stuff that smells horrid all over the place.

But I like the gnomes idea...
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Guest_DJ Jeff_*
post Sep 21 2002, 10:19 AM
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You can't go wrong with gnomes. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Guest_AM The Kid_*
post Sep 21 2002, 11:16 AM
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This thread is awesome. I want to try the gnome thing now.
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Guest_kkktookmybabyaway_*
post Sep 21 2002, 12:07 PM
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How much do gnomes cost?

And should you have them holding underpants...
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