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The Gnomes...Strike Back
Guest_AM The Kid_*
post Nov 9 2002, 02:48 PM
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At least make a naked gnome.
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Guest_Insanityman_*
post Nov 9 2002, 02:53 PM
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CWM, how much is this costing you? But yeah, I like the gnome video but make sure it's at a friend's house so the people don't recongize it as your house.
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 9 2002, 02:56 PM
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Yeah, if you do the video, a friend's house or a forest would work best.

If you have any friends from a different part of Canada, or America, have them send your neighbors a Gnome. When they see the return address, they'll be freaked out!
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 10 2002, 03:07 AM
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I personally wouldn't make the video of a bunch of gnomes sitting around.

I would make a gnome porno.
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Guest_CoreyLazarus416_*
post Nov 10 2002, 09:46 AM
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Gnome porno...


...have a Gnome moshpit to "The Safety Dance"...
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 10 2002, 01:16 PM
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The Gnomes Do _____ (wherever CWM lives)
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Guest_Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye_*
post Nov 10 2002, 04:00 PM
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(NOTE: This would probably take a fair while to prepare)


Station some gnomes on one side of the backyard(or front), and station about half that amount on the other side. Have some of the gnomes from the larger group holding swords and bows and arrows. The gnomes on the other side spread somewhat apart, also holding swords and bows and arrows, both sides ready to charge into battle.

You can make the aftermath(a couple nights later or whenever time permits) look like a total squash of have the smaller army rise above the odds and claim victory.

gotta make sure there are makeshift arrows in the yard and scattered weaponry about.

This would really work best if you had a full weekend to prepare it.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 10 2002, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE(Insanityman @ Nov 9 2002, 08:53 PM)
CWM, how much is this costing you? But yeah, I like the gnome video but make sure it's at a friend's house so the people don't recongize it as your house.

$100-200 a month

but revenge is worth any price.

And I like Thumbtacks idea.
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 11 2002, 03:36 AM
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Make a hooker gnome. Dress it up in doll clothes, smear some lipstick on its face, give it a cigarette, and have it smell of vodka.
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Guest_MrRant_*
post Nov 11 2002, 04:59 AM
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I say make a Clit Commander type video with the Gnomes. Then mail it to them with no return address.
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 11 2002, 06:01 AM
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I still think the whole video thing is an iffy idea. That's evidence. What are they going to do now? Call the cops and go "Officer, there's gnomes in our yard!" Now, if they had videotaped proof of said gnomes, that's different.

I think it's best to keep this simple, unless you're making a gnome porno, which would be funny beyond words.
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Guest_kkktookmybabyaway_*
post Nov 11 2002, 10:20 AM
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"I still think the whole video thing is an iffy idea. That's evidence. What are they going to do now? Call the cops and go "Officer, there's gnomes in our yard!" Now, if they had videotaped proof of said gnomes, that's different."

I hope your neighbors, or anyone they know, don't post here.

I wonder -- could we be called in as witnesses?...
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 11 2002, 07:25 PM
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ha. I doubt it.

I reallly don't think I'm going to do the video idea, it's far too risky.

The Hooker Gnome sounds rather funny, so if I can borrow some doll clothes from someone I know I'll do that Tonight or Tomorrow.
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Guest_Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye_*
post Nov 18 2002, 02:45 PM
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mix in some of these little fuckersand you'll have them crying and having seizures.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 18 2002, 03:41 PM
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Holy shit. That scared me!

Guys I'm trying to come up with ONE LAST GNOME PRANK. It's time to end this and I want to go out with a bang.

Here's what I currently have in way of supplies:

48 gnomes
2 garbage bags full of fire crackers
halloween.christmas,etc decorations
lots of empty beer kegs
12 fake guns


I can buy more stuff too. Any ideas?
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Guest_LooseCannon_*
post Nov 18 2002, 03:50 PM
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Condoms.
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Nov 18 2002, 03:58 PM
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Just have a full out gnome gang war on their front lawn making them think it is over and just have one small gnome standing tall staring at the door, bleeding, and make it look like he was the Alpha Gnome.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 18 2002, 04:06 PM
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Lord of the Curry proposed this plan:

dress 24 as crips, 24 up as bloods. The whole fight should end with a HUGE esplosion of fire crackers.

I like that! I'm doing it. I'm going to get the fireing wire from my uncle, and in a week after I've planned things out right me and a team of 6 friends will do this.

It's going to be hard and all suggestions are welcome.

I'm also planning on blowing up one gnome sometime this week and leaving a note behind saying the finale is in____ days.
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Guest_T®ITEC_*
post Nov 18 2002, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye @ Nov 18 2002, 01:45 PM)
mix in some of these little fuckersand you'll have them crying and having seizures.

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight...
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Guest_jimmy no nose_*
post Nov 18 2002, 07:39 PM
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How do you plan on getting the fire crackers lit without them seeing you?
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 18 2002, 10:33 PM
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As we've discussed before my friend, fire is the key.
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 19 2002, 03:45 AM
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Don't give them a timeframe of a big finale or anything, unless you plan on doing nothing, or just lobbing one gnome in their lawn, which would make them think there's a shitload more somewhere, forcing them to look all over the place.

I say you bring them back on holidays. A santa gnome bearing presents that are just shoeboxes full of gnomes, etc.

You should save them all for New Years Day. EARLY on new years day. Chances are, if they're hillbillies, they'll be out drinking all night, thus giving you plenty of time to set something up. Then, at five o clock in the morning, WHAMMO. Sound and fury and exploding gnomes, with a big sign that says HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 19 2002, 04:32 PM
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The note saying when will be false I'm going to hit them a day early.

The fire crackers won't be a problem becaue I can wire them together with fuseing wire so they can all go off at once.
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 19 2002, 06:34 PM
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You've learned well CWM, your master was truly wise......

Wait! I told you about the wiring fuse!

*Shakes fist at CWM*

Wait..........I can't stay mad at you.......
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 20 2002, 11:30 AM
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It's my charm isn't it?

Or the fact I'll bombard you with gnomes?
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 20 2002, 01:05 PM
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A little from column A, a LOT from column B
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 21 2002, 02:28 AM
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Ho. Ly. Fuck, CWM, you've got to take that article about the Chicago Gnomers getting busted, print it out, and tape it to a gnome, then chuck it in their yard.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 21 2002, 12:15 PM
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Ha. That's a good idea.


"The revolution is spreading"
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