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WWE-ian Rhapsody, Musical HHH hate!
Guest_Rob Edwards_*
post Sep 27 2002, 05:57 AM
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Due to being bored at work this morning I decided to rewrite Queens Bohemian Rhapsody to suit the WWE. Please sing along! The brackets indicate who's singing which bit!


(HHH)
Do I control life?
Or just WWE

(Undertaker)
Caught in the Last Ride
No escape from jobbing to me

(Jericho)
Open my eyes
Look up at the lights and see
I'm just a jobber
I get no push you see
It was easy come
Easy go
I was high
Now I'm low

(Undertaker)
Any move my opponent throws
Will not be sold by me
by me

(HHH)
Momma, Just squashed a man
Put my knee against his head
And now his push is dead

(Jericho)
Main eventing, it had just begun
But Hunters gone and taken it away

(Brock)
Taker, Oooooooh
Here is the F5
You might sell it by this time tomorrow

(Vince)
What's going on, Whats going on?
My whole fed is in tatters

(Jeff Hardy)
Too late
My time has gone
All those bumps compressed my spine
Now it's aching all the time

(Booker)
Goodbye mid card buddies
I've got to go
To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof

(HHH)
Booker, Noooooo
You don't work WWE style
I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all

*Guitar Solo*

(Vince)
I see a little potential in this man

(JR)
He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss
We can put him over Rico

(HHH)
Benoit works like lightning
Very, very frightened me
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio job him out

(Nash)
My knees won't goooooo

(Jericho)
I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me

(HHH)
He's just a jobber
Loses to the pedigree
Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see

(Jericho)
I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

(HHH)
I will not, Will not let you go

(Booker)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Benoit)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Guerrero)
Let me go

(HHH)
Never ever let you gooooo
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

(Angle)
An idea, An idea
Would be to let me go

(HHH)
This is not good you are a far superior worker to me
To me
To meeeeee

*Guitar solo*

(Booker)
So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes?

(Jericho)
So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

(All)
Oh Hunter
Can't do this to us Hunter
We're taking over
Taking right over the WWE

*Guitar Solo*

(Vince)
Oooooooooh
Buy Rates
Buy Rates

*more solo*

(Vince)
Hunter never mattered
He just didn't see
Money really matters
Money really matters
To me

(HHH)
Tell me where'd my job go?

*bong*
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Guest_Kotzenjunge_*
post Sep 27 2002, 06:15 AM
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BEST. POST. EVER!!!!!!!!!

Fo sheez,
Kotzenjunge

(I suggest sending this to WWE's feedback, Scott Keith, AND Wrestlecrap. Spread this mofo! Fix some of the little problems once you get a chance to hear the song as you write it though)
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Guest_Rob Edwards_*
post Sep 27 2002, 07:13 AM
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Heh I was thinking of sending it to SK, I'm sure best post ever is a tad exaggerated but thanks (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

It does need fixing up a bit mind so I'll prolly edit it sometime tonight

(anyone who enjoyed that and liked my comedy style might be interested in reading the kliquefather, pm me your e-mail if you're interested and i'll send ya a few episodes)
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Guest_nikowwf_*
post Sep 27 2002, 07:17 AM
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I think this should be sung (posted) before all future Raw's instead of the national anthem.

Niko
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Guest_Youth N Asia_*
post Sep 27 2002, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE
(Vince)
I see a little potential in this man

(JR)
He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss
We can put him over Rico


That was great..at first glance I thought this post would be awful...too bad there are no official WWE boards that this can get posted on
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Guest_Slingshot Suplex_*
post Sep 27 2002, 09:49 AM
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This and the Funaki/HBK post might be the two funniest things I've ever read on this board.

Kotzenjunge's post may not have been an exaggeration.
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Guest_Kotzenjunge_*
post Sep 27 2002, 10:09 AM
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Dude! It's SO not an exaggeration! When I saw the JR part, I just stopped right there and said "This is just the best damn wrestling-oriented post I've ever seen." Kinda like a friend of mine made me stop Akira one time right before Tetsuo and Kay fight on the Akira structure and a pipe crushes a supply truck to say: "Okay, this is the coolest movie ever. That did it."

Fo sheez,
Kotzenjunge
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Guest_ManKinnd_*
post Sep 27 2002, 10:14 AM
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HOLY SHIT. Post of the decade.
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Sep 27 2002, 11:05 AM
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Holy Shit. You Fucking Rule. I will second the post of the decade nomination.

I went and brought up the song on my computer and read along.

(Brock)
Taker, Oooooooh
Here is the F5
You might sell it by this time tomorrow

That part was awesome.
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Sep 27 2002, 11:27 AM
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Good Jesus Lord that was fuckin great....the JR part MADE the whole song...
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Guest_nikowwf_*
post Sep 27 2002, 12:08 PM
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(Jericho)
So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

HAHAHAHAHA (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

You rule dude. Send this all over. Its funny to think one of the Raw guys could see this on the internet and let it get backstage. If you get it on some major sites, chances are it will.

Niko
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Guest_Spaceman Spiff_*
post Sep 27 2002, 12:46 PM
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Since we're pointing out favorite parts, mine was:

QUOTE
(HHH)
Benoit works like lightning
Very, very frightened me
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Guest_chirs3_*
post Sep 27 2002, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE
(Jericho)
I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

(HHH)
I will not, Will not let you go

(Booker)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Benoit)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Guerrero)
Let me go

(HHH)
Never ever let you gooooo
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

(Angle)
An idea, An idea
Would be to let me go

(HHH)
This is not good you are a far superior worker to me
To me
To meeeeee


Brought tears to my eyes, man. Beautiful.
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Guest_Mikey2Dope_*
post Sep 27 2002, 01:09 PM
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GENIUS. PURE F*CKIN' GENIUS! Man it's been awhile since I laughed that hard and you should send that to SK for sure. Be sure to send it over to the Real Deal over at Wrestlecrap: [email protected] . If there is anyone that would absolutely love that he would be the man.
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Guest_art_vandelay_*
post Sep 27 2002, 02:11 PM
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Holy shit, that was fucking great. I had the voices of each wrestler sing their verses in my head and even air guitared the guitar solos in between. The image of a man like Brock Lesnar singing "Taker, Ooooh" had me LMDO.

This thing needs to be recorded in a studio, fast. Maybe we can get Jason Sensation to do it. Then will come the music video.
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Guest_creativename_*
post Sep 27 2002, 02:21 PM
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You, sir, are DA SHIZNIT

If you are in a band, or are friends with members of a band, you should definitely try convincing them to try and record a portion of this. The only thing is it would be hard to imitate the voices; but if you can get a guy who's good at that, you might actually be able to make some money off this.

Seriously. It'll only take a couple backs to record a song and burn it on a CD; you can pimp it on message boards all over and ask the mods/reporters at various sites to mention this, they'll probably do it. You can add a couple more parody songs--I'm sure that with your creative genius, a few more wouldn't be hard to come up with (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/ylsuper.gif) Just make sure they're to classics like this, that everybody knows.
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Guest_ftwdevils2469_*
post Sep 27 2002, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE(Adam Bomb @ Sep 27 2002, 07:50 AM)
(HHH)
Momma, Just squashed a man
Put my knee against his head
And now his push is dead

LMAO
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Guest_Eagan469_*
post Sep 27 2002, 07:33 PM
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excellent, just excellent (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/ylsuper.gif)
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Guest_The Superstar_*
post Sep 27 2002, 08:09 PM
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I'll continue all the love to this song...it absolutely RULES!
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Guest_Rob Edwards_*
post Sep 28 2002, 01:11 AM
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So this is how Bradshaw feels when he reads the Hoss I mean Ross report is it?!

Yeah I'm pimping it about a bit already, and I'll probably see what else I can come up with when I get the inspiration

The best part is I got paid for it (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Suckers!
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Guest_Trivia247_*
post Sep 28 2002, 01:46 AM
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Wheres Haku with the Base
Lyrics

Im just a Poor Samoan No body loves me...

He's just a Poor Samoan From a Large Samoan Family

headbutting life cuz he's a Monstrosity!

thats just spiff balling.
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Guest_NazMistry_*
post Sep 28 2002, 11:33 AM
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Simply Amazing.
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Guest_Zero_Cool_*
post Sep 28 2002, 12:24 PM
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That is an awesome post.
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Guest_T®ITEC_*
post Sep 28 2002, 12:38 PM
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An awesome post that I am forever keeping a copy of on my hard drive.
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Guest_Anglesault_*
post Sep 28 2002, 03:21 PM
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I just listened to the song wile reading it. Oh My Fucking God, this is awesome!
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Guest_Anglesault_*
post Sep 28 2002, 04:05 PM
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You should send it to Jericho. (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

And if he won't read fan mail, send it to lance Storm and ask him to show it to Jericho.
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Guest_Ram_*
post Sep 28 2002, 04:39 PM
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Tuesday News:
Lance Storm apparently has heat backstage with Triple H for posting some sort of Triple H-bashing fan-editted song on the locker room door last night on RAW. However, it seems as though that, overnight, Lance Storm has become the most popular wrestler in the backstage area. More news on this to come.

Credit: 1wrestling.com
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Guest_Zero_Cool_*
post Sep 28 2002, 05:50 PM
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I guess we could call this BoHHHemian Rhapsody.

*does the Mick Foley fake laugh*

It would be funny if Jericho were to ever read this. No telling what he would say or do.
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Guest_EMAXSAUN_*
post Sep 29 2002, 02:07 AM
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omg! this brought me to tears. copyright this mofo now!

"Tuesday News:
Lance Storm apparently has heat backstage with Triple H for posting some sort of Triple H-bashing fan-editted song on the locker room door last night on RAW. However, it seems as though that, overnight, Lance Storm has become the most popular wrestler in the backstage area. More news on this to come.

Credit: 1wrestling.com"

well, i guess the song made it backstage! ROTFLMAO
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post Sep 29 2002, 02:21 AM
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Hilarious, great work.
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