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The Gnomes...Strike Back
Guest_Ravenbomb_*
post Nov 2 2002, 08:31 PM
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my idea from the original gnome thread:
Pack a gnome in snow, so it looks like it's made out of snow. Leave it on their porch. When they kick it or hit it or knock it over, the snow will come off and the real gnome will show.
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 2 2002, 08:51 PM
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Dig a small hole in their back yard, and put a gnome in it, then have other gnomes standing around it like a gnome funeral. Paint little tears on their faces, and paint their clothes black. That would fuck with them royally.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 2 2002, 08:53 PM
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Lmao. I have to do that!

I can totally see that in my mind now. That'll be the second prank.
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Guest_The Electrifyer_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:05 PM
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How many gnomes in total have you bought now?
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:06 PM
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I've currently got 15 normal size ones, and about 20 "baby" ones.
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:10 PM
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Make a wreath, too, only have it say "Here lies bob (or whatever)" in Russian, just like the note.
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Guest_cynicalprofit_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:13 PM
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If this was already posted, big whoop, take pictures of the gnomes in various locals and mail them to the neighbors as vacation photos.

And of course fire.
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:27 PM
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Make a creepy home video with the Gnomes and put it outside their front door.
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Guest_Insanityman_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:31 PM
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G!-R!-A!

G!-R!-A!

G!-R!-A!


Anyways, I love most of these ideas.
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Guest_AM The Kid_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:36 PM
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Two words...hammer, sickle.

Communist gnomes (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Guest_MrRant_*
post Nov 2 2002, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE(AM The Kid @ Nov 2 2002, 07:36 PM)
Two words...hammer, sickle.

Communist gnomes (IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Better yet... paint them blue with white pants and the leader wearing red pants. COMMUNIST SMURFS!
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Guest_AM The Kid_*
post Nov 2 2002, 10:04 PM
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Or just one huge Communist Papa Smurf Gnome!!!
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Guest_the pinjockey_*
post Nov 2 2002, 10:14 PM
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One thing you could do is dress up the gnomes one to represent each person living in the house and have them sitting right outside the door. I don't know the family specs but you get the drift.

Another idea would be to dress about 8-10 in military fatigues and have them lined up military style and then have one in front of all them in front of a flag Patton style like they are preparing an invasion.
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Guest_phoenixrising_*
post Nov 2 2002, 10:59 PM
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Question for CWM: Have your neighbors gone completely insane yet? I don't think anyone can stand two waves of gnomes.

May the Gnome Army march on.
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Guest_Ram_*
post Nov 2 2002, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(Angle-plex @ Nov 3 2002, 03:27 AM)
Make a creepy home video with the Gnomes and put it outside their front door.

Yeah, and go to a payphone and have a friend standby to wait until they find the video outside. If he can see inside, wait until they watch it, have him call you and let you know, call THEM, and say something to the effect of "13 days" ala The Ring.

13 days later...NOTHING. 14 days later, Hitler the Gnome makes his appearance.

And stuff!
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 2 2002, 11:24 PM
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They haven't gont insane yet. I actually considered not brining back the Gnome Warfare but then they started being dicks again so the Gnomes will strike back.

And Agnes I can't film a Home Video and send it to them because then they'd know it was me.
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Guest_Ravenbomb_*
post Nov 3 2002, 12:50 AM
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for the funeral gnome, make sure it's the gnome they threw away from the last prank


OH! And three days later, set the gnome on a rock with all the other gnomes around it, and colour his clothes white
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Guest_Agent of Oblivion_*
post Nov 3 2002, 02:15 AM
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Good fucking call.

On a related topic, if they set up a nativity scene on christmas, steal the baby jesus and add a gnome.
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Guest_Ravenbomb_*
post Nov 3 2002, 01:10 PM
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Yeah! And paint a gnomes clothes red and white and make a Santa Gnome!!!
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 3 2002, 01:13 PM
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And Agnes I can't film a Home Video and send it to them because then they'd know it was me.


Just go put it on their doorstep when they are asleep or something.
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Guest_AM The Kid_*
post Nov 3 2002, 01:17 PM
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If this goes on until December:

Dress up one of the bigger gnomes as santa and have all the little ones in a line leading up to santa wanting to sit on his lap.


...why does that sound so dirty?
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Guest_DARRYLXWF_*
post Nov 3 2002, 05:05 PM
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There's a shop near my house which sell dead Gnomes. That is, Gnomes with bullet holes in them, skid marks on their chests, choked on own vomit Gnomes, suicidal Gnomes, the whole lot.

I liked the idea of the Gnome funeral, but replace the 'dead' Gnome with an actual dead squirrel, with a 'we hardly knew yee' sign sticking on the lawn.
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Guest_Insanityman_*
post Nov 3 2002, 05:36 PM
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I've nearly died of laughter from some of the ideas. I think the resurrection of the gnome would the funniest thing ever.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Nov 3 2002, 05:50 PM
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If you have a BB Gun, shoot one of the Gnomes in the head and put fake blood coming out of the hole. Lay that one on the ground and have another with a toy gun (from an old GI Joe or something) in his hand. Ten cut a piece of paper into the shape of a bubble (like in a comic) and paste to the aremd Gnomes mouth and have it say, "INFIDEL!" Gnomes don't fuck around when it comes to treason, ya know.

BTW CWM, the note that I sent you apparently wasn't in English letters, witch explains why a bunch of words had 3 "a's" in them. If you need anotehr note I'll make sure my girl writes it in English letters.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 3 2002, 07:22 PM
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heh awesome ideas guys. The ressurection one I'm going to do for sure.

Last Night I placed a gnome on their lawn. In one hand he held a paper with the words, "We're Back" on it.

So now I'm ready for War.
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 3 2002, 08:55 PM
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I wasn't around for the first Gnome thread, so I have to ask:

What are you doing this, CWM?
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 3 2002, 08:58 PM
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My neighbors are pricks who play loud shitty music all day and all night. They're rude, they put trash on my lawn, they finger my friends, and numerous other things.
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Guest_What?_*
post Nov 3 2002, 09:05 PM
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Idea:


Tomorrow, have pictures from that website (your sig pic and the Wrigley Field ones came from there, right?) and print them out or take pictures of them. Then, leave the pictures on their doorsteps.


If you take pictures of them, write "WISH YOU WERE HERE" in big red letters. No cursive, but scratchy writing.


But if you have a lot of time, make a flag wth a bunch of Gnome fists in the air with "GRA" written on the top. Then, paint all the gnomes the same color, except for the one you choose to be leader. Paint him black and red or something (reverse color scheme. i.e. "green pants, red shirt", the leader has green shirt, red pants) and put him in front of the flag, with all the other gnomes looking at him and listening to his "speech"


Should rock the body that rocks the party.
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Guest_CoreyLazarus416_*
post Nov 3 2002, 09:07 PM
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They finger your friends?!

EVEN THE GUYS?!
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 3 2002, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE(CoreyLazarus416 @ Nov 4 2002, 03:07 AM)
They finger your friends?!

EVEN THE GUYS?!

lol. CWM is just mad they didn't do it to him. That's why he's doing all this.
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