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Victoria talks about the outfit she wore on Raw, From WWE.com
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post Feb 21 2004, 11:30 PM
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"Close, but she needs more. She will proudly proclaim her Jewish heritage and make it a central part of her gimmick, as she comes to the ring to Jewish folk music, pats herself on the back, campaigns on behalf of Lieberman, and attempts to use Trishelle and Mollycita in her favor as she uses her control of the media to hold down the rest of the division."

Gail Striesand? Ewww..especially if she starts singing selections from Yentl.

"Naw, she'll be a Muslim woman who wrestles in thick robes that cover her entire body except for her eyes, and after every botched move she blesses her opponent and praises Allah she hasn't killed anyone yet."

Well she's certainly been a bomb so far.
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post Feb 21 2004, 11:50 PM
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QUOTE(NY Untouchable @ Feb 21 2004, 06:16 PM)
Rudo, as hilariously racist as that was, you just don't have the WWE mentality. They CONTINUE their storylines and evolve them into something beautiful. So the next week....

*Trish is walking around backstage with her hips shaking and her heels clacking. She enters the Girls Locker room and finds Molly Holly standing near a locker*

Molly - Yo chica, what's goin on?

*Molly has her hair wig-wammed into an impressive tapestry of curly, jet-black strands. She uses her long nails to massage her hair, making sure it holds its impressive height. She's clad in large hoop earrings, a belly shirt that lets a small amount of flab hang out, and tight sweatpants with the word "JUICY" embroidered on the back. As she talks to Trish, there is a constant, heavy chewing of a piece of gum in her mouth*

Molly - Yo Trish, girl, how's it going, esse?

Trish - Oh lordy, I don't know. My ankles just ain't workin today. It took me a couple tries to roll out of bed. But I did it with the Lord's help, God bless him!

Molly - Oh girl, that is funny. You is TOO funny. So what you be doing tonight, chica?

Trish - Girl, I just have no idea. Eric wants me to go walk my black ass to the ring to go against Victoria but girl, I just don't think I have the strength in me.

Molly- Girl, you SO do not need to take that shit from him. *snaps fingers*

Trish - Lord, you're right

Molly - What an asshole. Girl, you need to kick that booty to the curb. You need to stand up to that cubano and tell him you done taking all his shit!

Trish - Oh my baby, you're right. You're right. Lord, is it hot in here or is it just me?

Molly - Sista, it be hotter than Hell in here.

Trish - Oh, good. Sometimes, I don't know. I just gets these hot flashes and it's all crazy. Girl, I feel like a Con-Ed factory sometimes.

Molly - Ha ha!! Girl, you crazy! You are crazy! So, are you going to talk to this chico or what?

Trish - Yeah, Molly, I think I'm gonna give that boy a piece of my mind. Thanks for your help.

Molly - Oh girl, that's okay. We feel each other now. You inspired me, you know that? I recognize and embrace my Hispanic heritage thanks to you, sista.

Trish - Oh suga, we gonna be the best of friends.


......and now we can have a cultural partnership of Trish/Molly. It would certainly attract the stereotypical Hispanic/50-year-old Black Woman viewers.

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damn


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that was the hottest thing...ever.
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post Feb 22 2004, 04:18 AM
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I just watched the recap of this on Bottomline. Damn, I was just reminded just how attractive Victoria is....
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post Feb 22 2004, 04:23 AM
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It's true. Victoria is in my eyes the best female the WWE has ever employed. Talent, looks, and from all appearances she is rather bright as well. I would be her manbitch any day, as long as I did not have to wear bright pink bicycle shorts and a pink fluffy hat.
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post Feb 23 2004, 10:18 AM
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As it relates to her behind, Victoria promised that there’s more where that came from.


Thank the non-existant lord! This is truly a beautiful day. You've gotta love Victoria's "I look hot, and since there's an international TV camera pointed at me, I might as well be half-naked" attitude. Next year's WM build-up will deliver a Victoria Playboy spread... *wipes away tears of joy*
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post Feb 23 2004, 10:18 AM
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Also, I would wear the pink with pride if the reward was being Victoria's bitch.
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post Feb 23 2004, 10:31 AM
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QUOTE(Suicide King @ Feb 22 2004, 10:04 AM)
It's true. Victoria is in my eyes the best female the WWE has ever employed. Talent, looks, and from all appearances she is rather bright as well. I would be her manbitch any day, as long as I did not have to wear bright pink bicycle shorts and a pink fluffy hat.

I've thought she was the best female worker in the WWE since she won the title at Survivor Series. She is a real solid worker --- and an uber-hottie to boot.
-=Mike
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post Feb 23 2004, 10:34 AM
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She's a good female worker, improved greatly charisma wise, has a nice figure but her face?!
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post Feb 23 2004, 10:49 AM
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http://free-cheering.com/wwe/superstars/photo/victoria.jpg

Whats wrong with her face!?
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post Feb 23 2004, 11:20 AM
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She doesn't look pretty at all to me.
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post Feb 23 2004, 11:40 AM
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They should just pin a "Who finds which diva the hottest?" thread on TSM, because it seems like we have a thread about it every few weeks. The Molly lovers come out to praise her, as do the Victoria lovers and Stacy lovers. (in turn, the Molly, Victoria and Stacy bashers come out to voice their opinions) We all end up agreeing on the ones that we don't dig (Sable, Jazz, Jacqueline) and then it's done for a few weeks and then repeated as if it never happened before.
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post Feb 23 2004, 12:09 PM
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QUOTE(Ghettoman @ Feb 23 2004, 04:30 PM)

Well I love Victoria now I didn't really like her at face because of her face. I mean have you seen her nose? It takes up more the half her face. It's about as big HHH's. But, I like it now it gives her a good look.
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post Feb 23 2004, 05:06 PM
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She has a perfect "heel" look.
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post Feb 24 2004, 01:35 PM
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Victoria kind of looks like what Chyna would look like if Chyna was a female not on the juice.......(IMG:http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Oh and I really like the way Victoria does her hair different for PPVS, like she knows that the PPVs are the big show and does something a little bit special for them.
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post Feb 24 2004, 01:51 PM
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Yes, Victoria is very pretty and all but.....how did this thread get off-topic? This is about Trish playing a 50-year-old black woman. Save your off-topic discussions for another place.
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post Feb 24 2004, 01:54 PM
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They completely ruined it. Completely.
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post Feb 24 2004, 02:12 PM
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What's the fucking deal here? I thought we were discussing Trish as a 50 year old black women.

That's infinetly more entertaining then the outfit some broad wore on tv.
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post Feb 24 2004, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE(Lord of The Curry @ Feb 24 2004, 07:53 PM)
What's the fucking deal here? I thought we were discussing Trish as a 50 year old black women.

That's infinetly more entertaining then the outfit some broad wore on tv.

Uh, no not really...
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:23 PM
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Yuh Huh, it is.
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:29 PM
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What the fuck is with all the fucking role-playing? Did I fall asleep and wake up in a bad game of fucking Dungeons & Dragons?

Only at TSM can talk of women lead to role-playing.
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:32 PM
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:41 PM
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:56 PM
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*dodges the wrath of the fiery Hyuiken dragon before slashing it with the blade of SAMURAI DESTRUCTION to gain 10 HP*

*after using 20 MP to perform such a swift move, is susceptible to the GLORGON NAIL-SCRATCH OF CONDOR and FLYING ORGEN SHOE OF DISCOMFORT from the Ethnic Queens. Does not pass go. Does not collect 200 ruby simoleans*
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post Feb 24 2004, 10:21 PM
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post Feb 24 2004, 10:44 PM
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post Feb 24 2004, 11:13 PM
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post Feb 24 2004, 11:37 PM
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Coffey you cocksmith, look what you've done............
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post Feb 24 2004, 11:45 PM
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Maybe they'll get banned for faggotry?

HAHA!

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was going to start the interweb-geek convention.
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post Feb 24 2004, 11:51 PM
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Coffey are you implying I'm homosexual just because I've been talking about Trish Stratus and Molly Holly? Then on top of that how Vince McMahon is ruining wrestling? If so it doesn't belong outside of Hardcore discussion.

I believe a warning is in order for Coffey~!
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post Feb 25 2004, 12:01 AM
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Dammit, Josh... Why'd you have to start that discussion?

I'm an admitted video game geek and recently relapsed comic book geek, but good Lord... Dungeons and Dragons, Vampire: The Masquerade, and all such games I have encountered are the gayest thing ever. Last year, I actually dated a girl who was involved with the shit. The relationship only lasted a week and a half before I broke it off, but damn! I had the "privilege" of going to a game session that was held at a local university, and there were around 200 of those losers there playing the game. I felt like the world's biggest tool for being suckered into going. I actually somewhat enjoyed cerating a character because it was kind of like a video game RPG, but after that was done, it took me maybe a half hour before I got my ass out of there. I sat outside in the freezing cold for a couple hours just to avoid all that. The worst thing is, the girl's entire family and a alrge group of friends actually spends their Friday nights playing those games, most of the time in the living room of their trailer.

Sadly, the preceding story is 100% true. That was my first "rebound relationship" after losing the woman of my dreams, and holy shit, do I regret that.

On a much happier note, I have loved Victoria's "cheeky" costumes as of late. She's actually been wearing pretty revealing outifits on Heat for a while now. She's definitely one of my favorite WWE Divas, although I slightly prefer Molly. What can I say? I'm an ass man. Kind of like Billy Gunn, but straight.

Oh, and the people writing the stories in this thread have made me laugh my ass off.
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