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The Simpsons Character Draft, Now that everyone's signed up
CanadianGuitaris...
post Nov 5 2008, 11:52 PM
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* PM the next person when you've selected.
* Eight-hour window is in effect.
* Any Simpsons character ever is eligble, regardless of how much or little they've been on.
* No couples or groups together; one at a time only. Sorry.
* The NFL Draft rule is in effect. If time expires for a draftor, he or she does not lose their pick, they simply lose their priority. If anyone misses a few picks, we'll look at eliminating them, but no one can "lose their pick".
* Justify your pick. Have some fun with it.

CubanLinx has the final pick in the draft.

Round 1 of 10:
1) Cuban Linx: Monty Burns
2) Scroby: Homer Simpson
3) HollywoodSpike: Bart Simpson
4) Gosunkugi: Hank Scorpio
5) BlackFlagg: Krusty the Klown
6) JJ: Sideshow Bob
7) Mattdotcom: Seymour Skinner
8) Franchise: Lisa Simpson
9) YouthNAsia: Moe Syzlak
10) CG: Kent Brockman
11) Al: Marge Simpson
12) Aero: Troy McClure
13) Takerhart: Abe Simpson
14) Cowboy: Dr. Nick
15) Brooklyn Zoo: Lionel Hutz
16) Dr. Venk: Superintendent Chalmers
17) Milky: Milhouse van Houten

Round 2 of 10:
1) Milky: Chief Wiggum
2) Dr. Venk: Professor Frink
3) Brooklyn Zoo: Rex Banner
4) Cowboy: Fat Tony
5) TakerHart: Ned Flanders
6) Aero: Mayor Joe Quimby
7) Al: Duffman
8) CG: Ranier Wolfcastle
9) YouthNAsia: Groundskeeper Willie
10) Franchise: Comic Book Guy
11) Mattdotcom: Apu
12) JJ: Bumblebee Man
13) BlackFlagg: Herbert Powell
14) Gosunkugi: Jasper
15) Hollywood Spike: Ralph Wiggum
16) Scroby: Bret 'Hitman' Hart
17) CubanLinx: Waylon Smithers

Round 3 of 10:
1) Cuban Linx: Hans Moleman
2) Scroby: Jay Sherman ("The Critic")
3) HollywoodSpike: Nelson Muntz
4) Gosunkugi: Edna Krabbapel
5) BlackFlagg: Jimbo Jones
6) JJ: Lunchlady Doris
7) Mattdotcom: Cletus
8) Franchise: Barney Gumble
9) YouthNAsia: Lenny Leonard
10) CG: Larry Burns
11) Al: Ozzie Smith
12) Aero: Poochie
13) Takerhart: Itchy
14) Cowboy: Gil Gunderson
15) Brooklyn Zoo: Lyle Lanley
16) Dr. Venk: Otto
17) Milky: Kirk van Houten

Round 4 of 10:
1) Milky: George HW Bush
2) Dr. Venk: The Iron Yuppie
3) Brooklyn Zoo: Number One
4) Cowboy: Maggie Simpson
5) TakerHart: Jebediah Springfield
6) Aero: Disco Stu
7) Al: Sherri
8) CG: Luigi Risotto
9) YouthNAsia: Karl Karlson
10) Franchise: Snake
11) Mattdotcom: Scratchy
12) JJ: Cecil Terwiliger
13) BlackFlagg: Reverend Lovejoy
14) Gosunkugi: Drederick Tatum
15) Hollywood Spike: Dr. Hibbert
16) Scroby: Artie Ziff
17) CubanLinx: Kang

Round 5 of 10:
1) Cuban Linx: Kodos
2) Scroby: Sea Captain
3) HollywoodSpike: SpiderPig
4) Gosunkugi: Santa's Little Helper
5) BlackFlagg: Louie
6) JJ: Agnes Skinner
7) Mattdotcom: Conan O'Brien
8) Franchise: Radioactive Man
9) YouthNAsia: Frank Grimes
10) CG: Ernest Borgnine
11) Al: Sideshow Raheem
12) Aero: Sideshow Mel
13) Takerhart: Capital City Goofball
14) Cowboy: Bleeding Gums Murphy
15) Brooklyn Zoo: Herman
16) Dr. Venk: Martin Prince
17) Milky: John

Round 6 of 10:
1) Milky: Cooder
2) Dr. Venk: Mr. Black
3) Brooklyn Zoo: Leopold
4) Cowboy: God
5) TakerHart: James Woods
6) Aero: Gabbo
7) Al: Charlie
8) CG: James Taylor
9) YouthNAsia: Mcgarnigle
10) Franchise: Michael Jackson
11) Mattdotcom: Matt Groening
12) JJ: Charles Bronson
13) BlackFlagg: Blue Haired Lawyer
14) Gosunkugi: Old Jewish Man
15) Hollywood Spike: Ken Griffey, Jr.
16) Scroby: Peter Frampton
17) CubanLinx: Bill Clinton

Round 7 of 10:
1) Cuban Linx: House of Evil Owner
2) Scroby: Joey Ramone
3) HollywoodSpike: Fox Mulder/David Duchovny
4) Gosunkugi: Space Coyote/Johnny Cash
5) BlackFlagg: Mister Sparkle
6) JJ: Sarcastic Clerk/Shopkeep
7) Mattdotcom: Handsome Pete
8) Franchise: Tony Blair
9) YouthNAsia: Lou the Cop
10) CG: Mick Jagger
11) Al: Mojo
12) Aero: Squeaky-voiced Teen
13) Takerhart: Zutrov
14) Cowboy: Rich Texan
15) Brooklyn Zoo: Johnny TightLips
16) Dr. Venk: Freddy Quimby
17) Milky: David St. Hubbins

Round 8 of 10:
1) Milky: Nigel Tufnel
2) Dr. Venk: Guy Incognito
3) Brooklyn Zoo: Ron Howard
4) Cowboy: Sherry Bobbins
5) TakerHart: Khlav Kalash vendor
6) Aero: Surly
7) Al: Stephen Hawking
8) CG: Roger Myers
9) YouthNAsia: Arnie Pie
10) Franchise: Britney Spears
11) Mattdotcom: Kearney, Jr.
12) JJ: Mr. Teeny
13) BlackFlagg: Uter
14) Gosunkugi: Selma Bouvier
15) Hollywood Spike: Mel Gibson
16) Scroby: Crazy Cat Lady
17) CubanLinx: Sugar Thief

Round 9 of 10:
1) Cuban Linx: Inanimate Carbon Rod
2) Scroby: Unibrow Baby
3) HollywoodSpike: Gerald Ford
4) Gosunkugi: Patty Bouvier
5) BlackFlagg: Ralph's Leprechaun
6) JJ: Mona Simpson
7) Mattdotcom: Gentle Ben
8) Franchise: Bender
9) YouthNAsia: Sideshow Luke Perry
10) CG: "Malibu" Stacy Lavelle
11) Al: Princess Kashmir
12) Aero: The DJ 3000
13) Takerhart: StanLee
14) Cowboy: Col. Klink
15) Brooklyn Zoo: Neil Patrick Harris
16) Dr. Venk: Alec Baldwin
17) Milky: Derek Smalls

Round 10 of 10:
1) Milky: Peter Griffin
2) Dr. Venk: Arnold Schwarzenegger
3) Brooklyn Zoo: Baron von Wortzenberger
4) Cowboy: Fidel Castro
5) TakerHart: Ozmodiar
6) Aero: Big Daddy
7) Al: Weird Al
8) CG: Tom Brokaw
9) YouthNAsia: Don Mattingly
10) Franchise: Hugo Simpson
11) Mattdotcom: Adam Clayton
12) JJ: Linguo
13) BlackFlagg: Smilin Joe Fission
14) Gosunkugi: Russ Cargill
15) Hollywood Spike: Mark Hamill
16) Scroby: Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
17) CubanLinx:
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post Nov 6 2008, 12:16 AM
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I'm more excited to see who I will pick in the later rounds. But since I have such an early pick, I'm going to have to go with the star of the show, America's Favorite Bad Boy.

Bartholomew Simpson

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Mecha Mummy
post Nov 6 2008, 02:07 AM
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Okay, bored now, goodbye.


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So I imagine I'm going to get some "wait, really?" reactions for this one. But as I've thought about it all day, there's really only one character where if I didn't get him in this draft I would be truly be upset, as it were, and while I'm sure my colleagues in this draft will be spending their first picks on characters who weren't one-shots... eh, whatever, I gotta be me. So with my first round draft pick, I'm going with my favorite one-shot character in the history of The Simpsons...

(IMG:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/MilanoCollectionAT/Draft/HankScorpio2.jpg)

Hank Scorpio
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post Nov 6 2008, 02:12 AM
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"wait really?" My ass, he was my round 1 if he lasted
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Mecha Mummy
post Nov 6 2008, 02:18 AM
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Okay, bored now, goodbye.


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Man, I'm glad I didn't wait on him, then. I guess I just sort of assumed that most people would be gunning for major recurring characters in the first round.
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post Nov 6 2008, 03:57 AM
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I was actually going to try and pick Homer as Max Power, but since I couldn't really find any good Max Power pictures, I just went with plain Homer J Simpson.

Good pick though.
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:43 AM
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I never get a top two or three pick in any draft, MAX POWER would have been my guy too.
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post Nov 6 2008, 08:17 AM
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Nice pick with Scorpio.
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post Nov 6 2008, 11:27 AM
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Scorpio!
He'll sting you with dreams of power and wealth
Beware of
Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employs' health
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest
But beware of his generous pension
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
On Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer
He loves German beer

All off the top of my head
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post Nov 6 2008, 12:39 PM
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I wanted Mr. Scorpion, I mean Mr. Scorpio.
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post Nov 6 2008, 02:19 PM
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Okay. Blue Jays. Let's. Play. Ball.


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Rando, have at 'er.
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TheFranchise
post Nov 6 2008, 02:35 PM
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Tough luck? He made his pick, or have I missed something?
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post Nov 6 2008, 02:50 PM
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Okay. Blue Jays. Let's. Play. Ball.


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You must have missed something; I don't know what you're talking about...........
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post Nov 6 2008, 02:59 PM
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LOL.
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post Nov 6 2008, 02:59 PM
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I believe you meant to say Rando missed his pick, JJ have at her.
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post Nov 6 2008, 03:06 PM
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When did Rando miss his pick?
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TheFranchise
post Nov 6 2008, 03:09 PM
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The pick before Rando was over 12 hours ago.
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post Nov 6 2008, 03:09 PM
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About an hour ago.
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post Nov 6 2008, 03:11 PM
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In all of his murder-attempting, election-rigging, rake-stepping glory.

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Sideshow Bob!

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
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post Nov 6 2008, 03:14 PM
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"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

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post Nov 6 2008, 04:52 PM
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By my watch, Rando still has 9 hours, 16 minutes until it's 3:07 AM eastern.

Edit: But of course, that was using CG's posted time (which somehow became a 24 hour window). It definitely was JJ's turn, and now it's Mattdotcom's turn.

Edit again: Ok, I assume "Rando - 3:07 am" means he became active AT 3:07 am. I read it as his deadline. Working a 16 hour shift (and being awake for about 16 hours prior to work) really messed my sleeping schedule and trains of thought up.

Carry on, everyone.
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post Nov 6 2008, 04:58 PM
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Yeah, that's how I get around the whole time issue.. just look at when posts were made in relation to your own time.
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:11 PM
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Sorry to interrupt the thread, just PM your answers, but if people do want to participate in an episodes draft, I will run it. Send me a PM if interested.


Back to the thread, I love the pick of Scorpio, I don't think I would have taken him first round, but he is an AWESOME character.

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post Nov 6 2008, 05:12 PM
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Sugar? Sure, here you go. Sorry it's not in packets. You want cream?

Um... no.
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:37 PM
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..I didn't even give you my coat!
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:41 PM
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This is going to be the awesomest draft ever. Calling it now.

Like it? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you!

Don't like it? It's gone!
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:45 PM
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This isn't a Scorpio quote, but its from his episode, and I love it too much, given the context it's said in and the timing of the line.

Let me get this straight: we're behind the rest of our class and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are.
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:50 PM
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Okay. Blue Jays. Let's. Play. Ball.


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QUOTE
I believe you meant to say Rando missed his pick, JJ have at her

This is indeed what I meant to say. Board is updated.

Scorpio is a fucking fantastic pick, and I thought Sideshow Bob would slip under the radar enough that I could scoop him up. I'm back to the drawing board.
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post Nov 6 2008, 05:51 PM
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Good call on the eight hour ruling.
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post Nov 6 2008, 06:23 PM
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There are so many one-shot characters I want to pick, but that seems like a wasted pick to be so obscure. The flip side of that is I have no idea how winning or losing is determined in these.

Quick questions: The Hank Azaria "Wiseguy" characters and Squeaky Voice Teen variants - each one character, or several?
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