The Official "Have La Parka main event Raw" thread

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

If anyone saw Velocity, you'll know that La Parka made an appearance. Since La Parka rules of many proportions, i believe its time VINCE McMAHON used La Parka, a wrestler who happens to be talented and a laugh, for more in depth purposes...such as carrying the Undisputed Title...right after the Undertaker has retired....of course.

 

You still rule in my book Mark

 

Anyone got any cool storyline ideas to implement La Parka into Raw or Smackdown?

 

This has been the La-Taker Mark™

[Guest EricMM]

CLEARLY

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La Parka = Ratings :)

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

If Edge turns, he could be Hogan's Rub Of The Month. They can play air guitar on chairs together.

 

 

No no no, hold that. Don't. That's WrestleCrap waiting to happen.

[Guest midnight_burn]

La Parka rules all.

 

He should be given nothing less than a 2 year run as the Undisputed Champion.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

holy crap! i er, DIDN'T catch velocity....i used to watch worldwide solely for La Parka. YEAH BABY!!!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

La Parka rules all.

 

He should be given nothing less than a 2 year run as the Undisputed Champion.

He should out-dance Rikishi for the victory. From that point on, the title only changes hands by dancing. This means hosses and 'roid monsters who can't move their bodies enough to KEEP WITH THE RHYTHM have no chance.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

much as i hate rikishi, if he teamed with La Parka they would be SCARY over.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Clearly there is a place in the WWF for La Parka, as it doesn't have much to do with wrestling anyway.

 

I would like to see a special "Dance Challenge" on Raw, where La Parka would win the title from Taker. He would then take on all comers for several years, and when he was ready to retire, he would drop the title to Shane McMahon.

 

I think I'm going into a coma.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Ah, but you forget how many dancers there are on WWE anymore. The stupid thing is how many of them ought to stick to dancing and give up wrestling. In total, you have:

 

* The aforementioned Rikishi dance

* The aforementioned Shane dance

* Bubba Ray Dudley's "Funky White Boy" Dance

* The Spinaroonie, which is a break dance move.

* I think The Worm would count as well, but it looks retarded, so Scotty would still be jobbing anyway.

* Brock's "Happy Dance" (thank you, CRZ)

 

Uhh.. More? I was going to include Scott Hall's "MEMEMEMEMEME Dance" but he's so not likely to come back.

[Guest What?!]

How about Steve Blackman's karate dance?

[Guest Angle-plex]

I watched a little of Velocity. When was La Parka on?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

yea i missed La Parka completely, and I watched most of the show

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Have you guys noticed how none of the recaps have mentioned him?

 

I believe it was a joke. One that got carried away.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

It looks that way...FUCK.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

sadly, I sorta started the La Parka thing by suggesting a new 3 Count with Shannon Moore, La Parka and Justin Credible.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

What about the Shawn Michaels prance?

[Guest Gomezticator]

I don't care if this thread WAS a hoax. I'd DEFINITELY watch Velocity or Heat if La Parka was on, even if only to watch him job to Crash and Planet Stasiak every week.

 

VIVA LA PARKA! BAILAS, LA PARKA!

 

Ahem, sorry.

[Guest Trivia247]

sadly, I sorta started the La Parka thing by suggesting a new 3 Count with Shannon Moore, La Parka and Justin Credible.

And there for you should be strung up by your shoelaces for Bringing Hope to La Parka Fans all over the world...

 

La Parka Grande!

[Guest CanadianChick]

This is one thread which I thought I would never see.....

[Guest caboose]

Dammit!

You all got me excited about seeing La Parka again.

Fuck the starter of that joke!

They shouldn't play with people's emotions like that.

(Caboose starts to cry)

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Team Him with Dusty Rhodes!

The Chaiman & The American Dream= Ratings baby!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

if Dusty teams with any luchadore, he will make sure he teams with El Dandy.

[Guest mickberna]

They should team La Parka with Terri, and they could terrorize the WWE with "skeleton power".

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

I would so totally mark for Skeleton Power~!™

 

 

"Skeleton Power" is a registered trademark of mickberna...

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Team Skeleton! La Parka! El Dandy! Terri! Dusty Rhodes!

[Guest prez]

Ah, but you forget how many dancers there are on WWE anymore. The stupid thing is how many of them ought to stick to dancing and give up wrestling. In total, you have:

 

* The aforementioned Rikishi dance

* The aforementioned Shane dance

* Bubba Ray Dudley's "Funky White Boy" Dance

* The Spinaroonie, which is a break dance move.

* I think The Worm would count as well, but it looks retarded, so Scotty would still be jobbing anyway.

* Brock's "Happy Dance" (thank you, CRZ)

What about Jeff Hardy's "Goofier than a pet coon bah god!" entryway dance?

[Guest Kid Kablam]

Who's La Parka? No, really, I'm serious.

[Guest prez]

THIS......

is La Parka.

[Guest Trivia247]

La Parka could have tagged with Funaki and they would pick up with the angle with Shane o Mac Speaking for both of them while they lip sink on the mic LOL

[Guest What?!]

And thus why he RULES ALL