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HD: COD/LDCMG promo & LDCMG match

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Patty Rule in effect.

 

Match in post 2.

 

Backstage, Tony Brannigan is with the LDC Moneygang.  Theodore Moneymaker conspicuous by his absence. 

BRANNIGAN
As you know, new tag team champions were crowned this past Sunday at AngleMania IX. Per stipulation, CMJ and Spencer Reiger must wear dresses for 30 days. But gentlemen, I along with the rest of our viewing audience see you’re dressed to go… not for show.

REIGER
Tony, you know our word is good as gold. 

CMJ
Solid. 

REIGER
That’s why it pains me to say due to circumstances beyond our control we can’t fulfill our obligations tonight. 

BRANNIGAN
You’ve got to be kidding me! 

REIGER
I wish I was Tony. I wish I was. But unfortunately we became another statistic on our way here. The airline lost our luggage which contained the dresses Lorelei had picked out for us. 

BRANNIGAN
And you couldn’t afford to buy new ones? I find that very hard to believe.

REIGER
No, we could’ve bought new ones, but our credit cards were in our luggage too. 

CMJ
And we don’t accept charity so asking Teddy for a loan was out of the question.

REIGER
Yeah, uh… So, sorry I guess. 

The LDCMG bump into COD as they try to exit. 

KRISTA
Are you guys finished? Because I’m just about to get started. Get started calling bullshit! Luckily we prepared for something like this, so Ally. 

Alix hands 2 suits bags to the LDCMG, which they open to peak inside. 

REIGER
Oh hell no!

KRISTA
Before you ask, yes, it does make you look fat. 

ALIX
F-A-T not P-H-A-T.  

CMJ
Ooh, she can spell.

ALIX
F-U. 

KRISTA
Be nice, baby. They’re just a little moody right now. Maybe you’d like to let loose some steam in a match. 

REIGER
Triple threat match for the tag titles? You’re ON! 

* phone vibrates *

ALIX
(opens phone)
It’s a text from Melody. * giggles * “LOL” indeed. 

CMJ
:huh:

KRISTA
We never said anything about a title match, only a match. 

ALIX 
A match will you can show off your skills while looking like complete tools! 

KRISTA
Now hit the locker room and get dressed. 

COLE
Krista laying down the law.

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“The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits but the LDCMG are slow to appear. Pushed out by COD we see CMJ in a school girl’s outfit while Reiger sports a pink Hello Kitty tank top and skirt complete with heels. 

COLE
:wub:

BUFFER
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from OAOVW… TONY DUNCAN and GEORGE ROBINSON! Their opponents represent THE ENTERPRISE… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Reiger nearly stumbles due to his high heels, which draws a good laugh from Duncan and Robinson but the ire of the LDCMG. They storm the ring and pummel their opponents.

* DINGDINGDING *

COACH
Duncan and Robinson aren’t laughing now. They’re crying. 

CMJ hammers Robinson in the corner with Irish uppercuts as Reiger chops Duncan. The LDCMG whip their opponents into each other and then CMJ executes an HARVARDPLEX, with Reiger following up with a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! Standing dropkick sends Duncan into the arms of CMJ for an IRISH SUPLEX!

COLE
Vintage CMJ! 

SPIKE REIGER COUNTER leads to the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

* DINGDINGDING *

BUFFER
Here are your winners, the team of COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COD applaud the former champs who leave the ring in a huff. 

COLE
The LDC Moneygang look great. In the ring that is!

COACH
Everybody knew what you meant, homo… err, home boy.

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