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COLE
Tonight, our main event, Denzel Spencer against [i]King[/i] Landon Maddix. And it was just about two months ago, Landon Maddix pulled the royal carpet out from under the Jamaican to become the King Of The Ring.


[QUOTE="2010 KING OF THE RING FINAL, OAOAST NERDLY SPECTACULAR"]With a hold of the legs Landon falls back with a slingshot, sending Denzel towards the turnbuckles. Denzel lands on the second rope though, unbeknownest to La Cucaracha! Megan waves at him to turn around and when he finally does Denzel springs off the second rope, twisting in mid-air and nailing Landon with a flying lariat!!

DENZEL
C'MON!!!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
Those were some "big ups" from Denzel, as the kids say!

Queen Esther, who had been quite into the match up until now, seems a little distracted now as the fans go wild. Denzel is all fired up and whips the crowd into an uncontrolled frenzy as he waits for a seemingly helpless Landon to get back to his feet.

COLE
And now Denzel is calling for it, Denzel looking to put this one away and cap an amazing night for him!

As Landon picks himself up Denzel is ready and waiting, going to the gut with a kick. Landon doubles over dramatically and Denzel comes off the ropes, looking for the Scissors Kick...



...BUT SUDDENLY HAS HIS FOOT GRABBED BY QUEEN ESTHER!!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

COLE
What the hell!?

Denzel looks as bemused as anyone and tries to snatch his foot back, as the Queen clings on for dear life. He finally does pull away and stares down in confusion, as the referee turns away from Landon and does the same, not seeing enough to issue a disqualification.

COLE
What was that about?

COACH
Don't look at me.

Turning back to the match Denzel blows Queen Esther off and turns around...




...but gets picked up and BLASTED WITH THE GO TO SLEEP, OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!

COACH
BAM! GTS!

COLE
Denzel was distracted by Queen Esther! And now, the Go To Sleep... you've gotta be kidding me!


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3!!!!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

COLE
And Landon Maddix has done it! Landon Maddix is the King Of The Ring!

COACH
ALL HAIL!


*DINGDINGDING*

The fans are up in arms as Landon rolls over with a look of amazement on his face and punches the sky! "Parade Of The Charioteers" plays to herald the new King, who looks set to explode he's so happy.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this contest... and... the 2010 OAOAST [b]KING[/b] OF THE RING... LANDON "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMMMAAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Landon doesn't know what to do with himself he's so excited, looking around in amazement. There's a brief moment of confusion as he catches sight of Queen Esther, but he's too excited to get distracted for too long and starts to celebrate.[/QUOTE]


COLE
Well tonight, the chance for redemption for Denzel Spencer. It's King Of The Ring versus the Heartland Champion. Revenge on the mind of Denzel, more gold in the eyes of the King And that is our main event, here tonight in our nation's capital.

 

 

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BUFFER
The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP!!

"Parade Of The Charioteers" trumpets out through the arena and there's a revolt in the stands as the King heads to the ring! Booed by his public, King Landon extends his hands to the skies as golden sparks fall behind him and his Queen!

BUFFER
Introducing first, the challenger. Accompanied to the ring by QUEEN ESTHER!! Hailing from the Kingdom of Madrid, Spain... he weighs two hundred, eight pounds. He is the leader of the CUCARACHA KINGDOM and one third of the OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions... The 2010 OAOAST King Of The Ring ... KKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGG... LLAAAAAAAANNDDOOOOOONN... MMMMMMAAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

The King and Queen link arms as they walk to the ring, waving obliviously to the fans. As they reach the ring Landon holds the Queen's hand on her way up the steps, Esther holding the ropes open for the King to spin himself and his purple robe into the ring theatrically. Landon disrobes, revealing a similarly regal purple and gold version of his old tights.

COACH
And lo, the King did look swank as all hell.

COLE
A chance tonight for Landon Maddix to win his first singles gold in two and a half years.

COACH
Hold up. One, he's been concentrating on building an Internacional empire and now a Kingdom. Two, the last belt he held was the World Title. And three, he's the King Of The Ring. Bow down, show some proper respect.

COLE
...I wasn't trying to criticise.

As King and Queen parade around the ring, they're rudely interrupted by "Master Blaster (Jammin')". To a much warmer reaction, Denzel Spencer bounds out and sets off the green and yellow pyrotechnics before heading to the ring.

BUFFER
And his opponent. From Montego Bay, Jamaica... weighing two hundred, twenty five pounds. The reigning and defending OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPION... DDEEEEEENNZZZZZZEEEEEEELLLLLL... SSSSSPPPEEEEEENNCCCEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

As Denzel slides into the ring, Landon and Esther take a powder and talk things over from the safety of the arena floor.

COLE
Denzel, who was involved in that hellacious Money In The Bank match at AngleMania IX. And what a hellacious move he put on his old rival Sandman9000 in that one... a Carribean Compactor, off the apron, through a [i]ladder[/i]. You have to wonder if Denzel's back to 100% yet.

COACH
Doesn't matter. He'll need to be 150% to beat the King, at least.

The referee takes the title belt from Denzel and holds it up for the fans. He asks Landon to come back inside for the pre-match rituals, but he declines.

COLE
You know, he could do that same move to Landon tonight. No disqualifications in the Heartland division.

COACH
Does the King know about this!?


*DINGDINGDING*

Finishing up their conversation, Queen Esther kisses King Landon on the hand before he enters the battle.

COLE
Shouldn't that be the other way around?

COACH
Shush!

Landon strolls up to Denzel with a big smile on his face. The Jamaican responds by cracking the King across the face with a slap!

"YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

To the delight of the crowd Denzel unloads on Landon with a flurry of right hands in the corner. Landon gets beaten down to a seated position and Denzel wheels away, fired up, spotting Queen Esther nearby and shouting something at her too.

COACH
You don't shout at the Queen! How dare he!

Denzel picks Landon up in the corner, dishing out a european uppercut. And another one. Irish whip is reversed on Denzel though, sending him towards the turnbuckles. Denzel leaps onto the middle rope to save himself, then fakes on a leap backwards, causing Landon to dive for cover! Unaware that Denzel is still on the ropes King Landon taps his temple, until his Queen urges him to turn around and Denzel connects with a flying crossbody!!


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Kickout!

Trying to cut Denzel off, Landon runs right into an armdrag! Headlong, he then runs into a second armdrag! The King is smart enough to learn his lesson and turns away from a third armdrag. But again he points to his head instead of concentrating on the match and when he turns around, Denzel is waiting...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...with a knifedge chop!

COACH
Be strong, Landon. Strong like a King!


*SLAP!*

"AAAAAAHHHH!"

COACH
Dangit.


*SLAP!*

"AAAAAAHHHH!"

As the King yelps in pain Denzel grabs him by the head, running him face-first into the turnbuckles. The Jamaican scales up and plays to the crowd...


"ONE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"FOUR!"

"FIVE!"

"SIX!"

"SEVEN!"

"EIGHT!"

"NINE!"

Denzel milks the tenth punch though and gets picked up, backdropped over the top rope. Landing safely with both feet on the apron, Spencer sends his shoulder through the ropes, catching the King in the stomach. Landon staggers away and Denzel goes to the air again, springboarding to the top. The King takes a step backwards though and catches Denzel in the ribs with a dropkick as he lands! Cover...


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2...


No!

COLE
Well that actually was a smart move by Landon. And for once, he didn't follow it up by pointing to his head and gloating.

COACH
Yeah, hopefully he can put that right in a second or two.

Taking advantage, Landon stomps away on Denzel, then sits him up and cracks him with a kick to the spine. Denzel writhes in pain and King Landon takes the time to pantomime a bow for the crowd.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COACH
There, that's better!

Denzel picks himself up in the corner in this time and is waiting for Landon, firing a boot into his gut. And a second one. Turning the tables, Denzel places Landon in the corner and dishes out some more right hands, then goes for a whip. Maddix reverses though and Denzel hits the turnbuckles hard. The King gets a smile on his face, but then runs right into a raised boot! Up to the middle rope, Denzel is grabbed before he can capitalise, dragged off the ropes with a hard landing on the back of his head!

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Coming over, the Queen offers some encouraging words to the King and he turns around to cover Denzel...


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2...


No!

This time it's Landon to the middle rope, measuring Denzel before bringing a clubbing blow down across the back of the head.

"LAN - DON SUCKS!"
"LAN - DON SUCKS!"
"LAN - DON SUCKS!"
"LAN - DON SUCKS!"

COLE
And here in our nation's capital, no love being shown for the would-be monarchy!

King Landon tries not to get worked up by the chants. Queen Esther however, forced to cover her gentle ears. Whipping Denzel to the ropes Maddix busts out a Dropsault, cramming back the words of some of the fans. Leg hook...


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2...


Kickout!

COACH
How can these people boo and taunt such a great, noble athlete?

Pulling the Champ back up Landon dishes out some forearms, backing him against the ropes. After a little téte a téte with the referee Landon then tries for a whip, but is reversed by Denzel. Coming back, Landon manages to float over a scoop attempt, landing on his feet behind the Jamaican. A mule kick by Denzel doubles the King up. But as Denzel hits the ropes, Landon follows him in and rocks him with a forearm smash right on the rebound!

COLE
Landon was right on Denzel's tail with that one!

With Denzel dazed, Landon drags him out into the middle of the ring. Setting up a neckbreaker he falls to one knee, dropping Spencer's head across the other! Cover...


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2...



No!

King Landon puts his hands on his hips, with a disapproving look at the referee.

COACH
Watch yourself pal. You want to spend a night in the dungeons?

COLE
Landon doesn't [i]have[/i] a dungeon, does he?

COACH
He's a King! Of course he has a dungeon. All kings have dungeons. What a stupid question.

Fed up, Landon exits the ring and heads for the timekeeper's table. But he stops when Queen Esther applauds him and gushes over his abilities, making Landon too guilty to even think about grabbing a weapon. So he goes back inside and stomps on Denzel some more.

COLE
Not sure what Landon was thinking there.

Maddix picks Denzel back up and whips him into the corner. Pointing out to the Queen he then runs in, hitting a leaping forearm smash!

COACH
Alright King!

As Queen Esther looks on approvingly, Landon steps onto the middle rope. He soaks in the boos of the crowd as he waits for Denzel to turn around, coming off the second rope with a Front Missile Dropkick!! Practically giddy at this point the Queen jumps up and down as Landon goes for the cover...


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2...



Kickout!

Looking even more frustrated, King Landon rolls out of the ring and this time makes it to the timekeeper's table. He grabs a chair and starts to turf out the timekeeper, only to catch sight of his Queen again. Seeing her pride, he SHAKES THE TIMEKEEPER'S HAND, then picks up a bottle of water and takes a healthy swig before getting back in the ring. On the way he gives the Queen a thumbs up, but seems secretly annoyed.

COACH
Ah, nothing like a quick break for refreshments.

COLE
And that was [i]nothing[/i] like a quick break for refereshments. Landon was looking for a weapon. And for some reason, he changed his mind.

COACH
Slander! Treason! The King doesn't need any weapons, he's no thug, like those traitors he had kicked out of the Kingdom were!

As Landon goes to pick Denzel up again, the Jamaican springs to life and shrugs off Landon to hit a right hand! Another one! And another! Firing back on the King, Denzel whips him to the ropes and hits a high spinning back elbow, getting the crowd on their feet! Suddenly the Queen is looking on with shock, as Denzel connects with a high standing dropkick!

"YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

COLE
I think Landon could use a weapon right about now!

Whipped into the corner Landon is hit with a corner body splash and staggers out into the middle of the ring. On the hop, Denzel catches the King ducking his head and pulls him down with a sunset flip...


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2...


No!

Back up, Landon throws a wild right hand and is caught in a crucifix!


1...


2...


No!

The King backs into a corner and tries to lure Denzel in, but the Jamaican catches his foot. Throwing it down, he unloads with right hands, before whipping Landon across the ring. King Landon avoids danger by floating up and over out of the corner though.

COACH
Ah-ha!

As Denzel turns around, he gets caught with a boot to the gut. Pleased with himself, Landon takes a moment to relax before whipping Denzel off the ropes. This time it's Denzel who floats out of a scoop slam attempt though, landing on his feet. Quickly, Denzel hooks Maddix in a waistlock, running him into the ropes. Hanging on, Landon counters the roll-up and as Denzel tries to roll through, he gets caught with the LOW FLYING SUPERKI... NO! Denzel dodges and catches Landon with a schoolboy rollup!!

COLE
Denzel was ready for it this time!


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Kickout!!

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Scrambling back up, Landon runs right into a leg lariat! Another cover.


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2...



No!

Rolling out of the ring Denzel doesn't waste any time like his challenger, heading for the timekeeper's table and bringing in a steel chair.

QUEEN ESTHER
:O

COACH
Look at this cheat!

COLE
It's all legal, Coach. Landon had his chance to grab a chair and he didn't.

COACH
Yeah, because he's a man of nobility and morals, unlike Denzel!

Sliding back in Denzel waits for King Landon to get back up, the Queen protesting from the outside. Denzel lines Landon up and attempts to crown him with the chair... but Landon ducks! Spun around from the force of his own swing Denzel is left off-balance and Landon quickly kicks the chair back up into his face!!

COACH
HAHA! Beautiful, King! Beautiful!

As the chair goes flying, Landon capitalises, driving Denzel face-first with a quick Complete Shot! Cover...


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2...



NO!

Landon gets back to his feet... and suddenly, the chair slides right into his toe, courtesy of Queen Esther!

COLE
What happened there, Coach?

COACH
Magic.

That's all the approval the King needs from his Queen and he smirks as he picks up the steel chair, waving Denzel back to his feet. As soon as Denzel is up Landon then rears back and takes a big swing with the chair... DUCKED! And Landon finds himself up on Denzel's shoulders in the process! Eyes bugging out, the King wails out in terror as he's spun around in the dreaded AIRPLANE SPIN by the Heartland Champion!

COACH
Somebody help the Queen, I think she's going to faint! Delicate women like her get dizzy real easy, you know.

After about six revolutions Denzel sets King Landon down. Wobbly legged, Landon still has the chair in his hands. Unlucky for him, as Denzel DROPKICKS THE CHAIR BACK INTO HIS FACE!!!!

"YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

Cover by Denzel...


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2...



NO!

Picking the chair back up, Denzel sets it in the middle of the ring. Grabbing Landon by the hair he then rams him face-first into the open seat a couple of times, leaving him dazed over the chair.

COLE
Welcome to your throne for the evening, King Landon.

Off the ropes Denzel then leaps, looking to Scissor Kick Landon down into the chair... but Landon moves out of the way! Picking Denzel up in a fireman's carry the King then positions him near the chair, drawing worried boos from the crowd.

COLE
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

COACH
GTS on the chair!

But as Landon throws Denzel up, the Jamaican miraculously manages to turn it into a VICTORY ROLL!!


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2...



NO!!

COLE
OH how close! What an amazing counter from Denzel, unbelievable body control!

Both men are up and Landon kicks Denzel back towards the chair, then takes a run up. Denzel ducks his head though and backdrops the King right over the chair! Holding his back, Landon picks himself up and Denzel sets himself. He hits the ropes, then uses the chair as a launchpad to throw himself at the King... BUT LANDON DUCKS!! Denzel flying forearm goes astray and he lands throat-first on the middle rope, bounced back up to Landon who hooks on an inverted facelock and hits the LANDON EYE!!

COLE
A miscue from Denzel! And are we going to crown a new Heartland Champion!?


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KICKOUT!

The King pouts and paces around the ring, hands on hips.

"DEN - ZEL!"
"DEN - ZEL!"
"DEN - ZEL!"
"DEN - ZEL!"

Bouyed by the crowd, Denzel starts to pick himself back up. Landon kicks the chair aside and lies in wait for the Jamaican. When, suddenly, he notices JAMES BLONDE rushing to the ring, carrying the SCEPTER!

COLE
Wait a minute, what is this goofball doing out here?

COACH
Goofball!? That's the Prince Of Panache!

COLE
Exactly!

Blonde gets Landon's eye and then tosses in the scepter, giving the King the thumbs up! Landon returns the favour... but, although the thumb stays up, the colour slowly drains out of his face as he looks up behind Blonde, to see THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND on the stage... and NATHANIEL BLACK in between them!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

COACH
Oh no! SECURITY! GUARDS! SOMEONE!

Frozen in shock for a moment, Landon suddenly spots Denzel back up and turns around, but before he can even think about using the scepter he's hit with a boot to the gut sending it flying! Off the ropes, Denzel then delivers the SCISSORS KICK, wiping the King out! Blonde freaks out and jumps onto the apron, trying to save his King. But Denzel spots him and knocks him back down to the arena floor with a dropkick!!

COLE
There goes "the prince"!

Denzel acts quickly, dragging Landon into position. The Queen is horrified but dare not jump in and intervene with the British thugs looking on the from the stage. And she can only watch as Denzel comes off the top with the KINPUPPALICK!!!

COLE
And there may go the King!


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3!!!!!!

COLE
Yes! Denzel Spencer, retains!

COACH
Oh, Esther! A travesty!


*DINGDINGDING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match and STILL OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPION... DDEEEENNZZZZEEEELLLL... SSSSPPEEEEENNCCCEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Small satisfaction for Black and The Last Kings, they look on just as miserably as before, as Denzel claims his Heartland Title belt. He is of course much more satisfied, jumping to the turnbuckles and raising the title in the air for the crowd.

COLE
Sweet revenge for Denzel Spencer, here tonight on HeldDOWN. He may not be the King, but tonight, he was the king of [i]this[/i] ring! And he's still the Heartland Champion.

As Denzel celebrates the Queen tends to her King, helping him out of the ring with the assistance of James Blonde. But they delay over helping him to the back with Black and The Last Kings still watching on, leaving the Kingdom with nowhere to go.

COACH
Get these hooligans out of here, the King needs medical assistance!

COLE
I think the King may need to watch his back. There's a royal revolt brewing. And the revolters are watching him, very, very carefully!

The Brits continue to look on, with Denzel's celebrations fading us out of HeldDOWN.

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