Change "Styling and profiling since 1999"

[Guest Croooooow!]

To be honest, I don't care for the subtitle on the main page. "Styling and profiling since 1999" just seems like it's trying too hard to be cool. I think it should be changed. So here are my suggestions:

 

                                                     THE SMARKS

News, reviews, and more for that "bitter five percent"

 

                                    THE SMARKS

Bringing the content, seven days a week

 

If you have an idea, put it down.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

THE SMARKS

 

The online home of Scott Keith and some other people that no one reads.

 

THE SMARKS

 

Almost a bitter as Bret Hart.

 

THE SMARKS

 

Judas is our bitch.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

I dunno ... I'd say those also seem like they're trying too hard to be cool. But I think, deep down, that's what people would like the best ... though "Croooooow!" may think otherwise.

 

 

THE SMARKS

BRINGING THE CONTENT~!

 

THE SMARKS

Learn to love it.

 

THE SMARKS

That bitter taste in your mouth.

 

THE SMARKS

Kicking ass and taking names since '99.

 

THE SMARKS

We don't bitch, we complain.

 

 

Now, keep in mind I think all of those are awful. If one of these dumb ideas ever gets used, please do not give me credit.

 

Please.

[Guest RetroRob215]

You can't say "Bringing the content 7 days a week" because that would be a lie.  Anything else would be OK.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

The Smarks:

 

Come for the bitching, stay for the catchphrases.

[Guest AaronMarco]

How about:

 

The Smarks-

We say it, you get pissed and bitch about it.

[Guest HellSpawn]

THE SMARKS

 

Almost as bitter as Bret Hart.

Im sorry SK and friends but Hey! this one is great.

[Guest BernieLicious]

The Smarks

What's A Clitoris?

 

 

The Smarks

Rubber Dolls Can't Press Charges

[Guest Steve J. Rogers]

The Smarks

Yes, we are SMMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTT MMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS!

 

 

The Smarks

The home of CANADIAN VIOLENCE~!

 

The Smarks

CANADIAN VIOLENCE~!

IT IS THE ONLY WAY

 

The Smarks

All Smark, All The Time

 

The Smarks

'Nuff Said

 

The Smarks

BONZO GONZO!

 

The Smarks

If Ya SMELL WHAT THE SMARKS ARE COOKIN'

 

The Smarks

And that's the bottom line....

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

The Smarks

And that's the bottom line....

or, following vince's byte this comments:

 

The Smarks:

We ARE your bottom line!

[Guest Croooooow!]

 

Not your average fans.

 

 

 

Personally, I think the subtitle should change daily.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

The Smarks

 

Buy us stuff!

[Guest ratboy]

"The Dirtiest Players in the Game"

[Guest B-X]

Dude, I found a script that visitors to the site could interact with that would change the logo. Like place it under the Smarks logo..

 

Go to http://www.phonelosers.org to see how it works. Look under the USA Today type logo, and click whatever it says, there will be a brief explaination of what it does. Seems to me it would quell all this arguing over what the slogan should be.