I'll take "Things that Fucking Suck Cock"

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Fucking economics. Come summer, but most likely before then, I will be out of a decent paying job and looking elsewhere for employment to fill my need for schoolbooks, DDR, women to sit upon my lap and foodstuffs.

 

I'm currently mulling over the choices of being a blackjack dealer at a local Indian casino or taking the unemployment check for a few weeks.

[Guest Crowe]

Go the Casino.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I have to second casino here.

[Guest Crowe]

See, Mike knows where everything's at.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Being a blackjack dealer at an Indian casino is one of the most coveted jobs in America. Do that shit. I will then get eleven guys together and come rob your ass.

[Guest TheAntipop]

Fuck these guys, go on unemployment, man. Free money!

[Guest Ace309]

AHEM.

 

Stripper.