WhenDanSaysJump

I'll mark out so hard if, in his last match, Flair FINALLY hits whatever move from the top he's always been prevented from executing.

Uncle Kracker was bad, but what was even worse was the original X-Factor music which sounded like the Mean Street Posse theme with some dude with a cold saying "Yo" 2000 times in a row.

I'll remember him for the dorkiest voice:appearance ratio since Brock or Ken Shamrock.

And here she is smoking crack.

Dude Love/Austin @ Over The Edge 98. Set the tone for intricately booked Attitude-era brawls.

So the poor kid had Fragile X syndrome and Benoit wanted to free him of any further suffering? Oops. Fucker should have waited.

Brutal ACTUALLY = Knuckledust, 50 Caliber, Ninebar, Six Ft Ditch, etc. Check all of the above on YouTube, and probably MySpazz as well.

From Meltzer : Am I a bad person for imagining anguished cries of "OWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY KIDNEY!!!"?

Am I the only person who expected this thread to be about Chyna?

Not gone... Just... lurking.

159. ANUS~! Five points. Yeah, I'm kicking it Delphi 2000 style.

I guess I used a Shining Wizard once, but not consciously thinking "OK, I'm gonna use a Shining Wizard here" at the time.

2x4 covered in dirty maxipads from CZW Tournament of Death 2.

I had to read the funniest thread in ages on the day I have no voice, didn't I... I sound like fucking Mutley.

Instruments being played with no visible means of amplification.