FULL HOUSE MEMBERS TO TNA!

[Guest UncleKimmyGibler]

I SWEAR THOSE PUNKS FROM STEP by Step they piss me off, we work harder, and are hotter! Jesse Katsopolous could Kick Suzanne Sommer's ass!

 

HOLA TANNERINOS

[Scroby 0]

Not again.

[Vanhalen 0]

Man, am I missing some part of zany American/Canadian humour or something, is this supposed to be funny?

[Chazz 0]

Are you just begging to get banned?

[Guest COCOPUFFS]

What the hell is this about?

[MrRant 0]

It's about the cast of Full House invading TNA

 

Dumbass.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

[Guest COCOPUFFS]

It's about the cast of Full House invading TNA

 

Dumbass.

I never remember this happening. Was it recently or back in the Weekly pay per view periods? becouse I didnt order every show every week.

 

Plus I thought This was probably just a made up stupid post considering the person is banned.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I can't wait for the Uncle Jesse/Scott Hall feud. I've been wanting to see that for YEARS!!!!

 

EDIT: And I think Mark from Step By Step should feud with Jonny Fairplay. SMELL THE RATINGS!!!!

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

It's about the cast of Full House invading TNA

 

Dumbass.

I never remember this happening. Was it recently or back in the Weekly pay per view periods? becouse I didnt order every show every week.

 

Plus I thought This was probably just a made up stupid post considering the person is banned.

It happened during one of the earlier weeks. Like, for the month after Dustin "Screech" Diamond came in and knocked Tiny The Timekeeper the fuck out? Screech went around about how TV stars were better than wrestlers, and then John Stamos, Candace Cameron, and Dave Coulier all joined Screech, and the blowoff was an 8-person intergender tag brawl, with Screech, Stamos, Cameron, and Coulier against the team of Glenn Gilberti (one of his very rare face funs in his whole career, and it only lasted three weeks in TNA), Tiny, Chris Vaughn of Blackshirt Security, and Shark Boy.

 

Of course, the match was disastrous, since Vaughn is green, Gilberti sucks, Shark Boy is bland, and Tiny is just a fat timekeeper, so the TV Stars (yes, they actually dubbed themselves the "TV Stars," which was almost a Dutch-level pointing out of the obvious) had to carry them to a decent *1/4 match.

[RHR 0]

And that 630 splash that Stamos hit really should have been the finisher...too bad Jarrett ran out and hit em all with the guitar....

 

Imagine the buy rate of a Nash vs. Uncle Jessie Hair Match if Nash still had the locks....

 

Smell the ratings!!!

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Actually, I thought the Fire Thunder Driver that Screech hit should have been the finish. I mean, it's the fucking FIRE THUNDER DRIVER, or as Tenay called it, "Nails on a Chalkboard," even though it's really called the "Saved by the Bell," and all it did was get a one count on Shark Boy. What the FUCK?!

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I've heard that Jesse is negotiating a comeback. Rumor has it he's going to start a stable with Siaki and the XXX, and they'll be called "The Rippers."

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Good. Siaki and XXX are in need some direction, especially Siaki.

 

Imagine the classic 8-man's they'll have against Shane, Kazarian, Williams, and another generic heel without much talent?! Holy SHIT my dick is hard!

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Holy SHIT my dick is hard!

Is this a reference to your homosexuality?

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

.... I don't post in the TNA folder for a while, and THIS happens. You guys are helpless.

[Guest Bad Post Pointout]

It's about the cast of Full House invading TNA

 

Dumbass.

I never remember this happening. Was it recently or back in the Weekly pay per view periods? becouse I didnt order every show every week.

 

Plus I thought This was probably just a made up stupid post considering the person is banned.

It happened during one of the earlier weeks. Like, for the month after Dustin "Screech" Diamond came in and knocked Tiny The Timekeeper the fuck out? Screech went around about how TV stars were better than wrestlers, and then John Stamos, Candace Cameron, and Dave Coulier all joined Screech, and the blowoff was an 8-person intergender tag brawl, with Screech, Stamos, Cameron, and Coulier against the team of Glenn Gilberti (one of his very rare face funs in his whole career, and it only lasted three weeks in TNA), Tiny, Chris Vaughn of Blackshirt Security, and Shark Boy.

 

Of course, the match was disastrous, since Vaughn is green, Gilberti sucks, Shark Boy is bland, and Tiny is just a fat timekeeper, so the TV Stars (yes, they actually dubbed themselves the "TV Stars," which was almost a Dutch-level pointing out of the obvious) had to carry them to a decent *1/4 match.

COMMENT: Poster COREY_LAZARUS forgot to make the bad jokes that everyone thought were coming.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

1. Swiggy, no. That's because I'm currently also looking at Max Hardcore's free tour on his website.

 

2. Bad Post Pointout, um, the jokes I made were the bad jokes everybody thought was coming. Thus, your post is a bad post. Eat my cockspit.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

.... I don't post in the TNA folder for a while, and THIS happens. You guys are helpless.

 

C'mon LFV, all this thread needs is some input from you, DK, and WMD and it's like old times.

[RHR 0]

To quote, umm, myself in the WWE folder....

 

What TNA really needs is a breakout star...a man whom men fear, women lust after, and all respect...

 

A man of power...

 

looks....

 

personality....

 

The man who will save TNA.

 

Who am I talking about?

 

You guessed it...

 

Frank Stallone.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

From WrestlingObserver.com:

 

Here is the current situation with the Full House/TNA situation:

 

Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, DJ and Stephanie have been backstage for the past few iMPACT! tapings. The group isn't mixing well backstage, as Kevin Nash has taken a liking to Jesse due to Jesse's willingness to share hair care tips and products. Big Kev told Jesse he'd do his best to help Jesse get a ME spot, to which I'm told Jesse replied with "Have mercy!" Uncle Joey was seen talking to Dutch Mantell about coming in under the guise of "Ranger Joe," a wrestling park ranger who has a puppet sidekick. Mantell seemed up for the idea, but only if Puppet the midget was used instead of an actual puppet. Stephanie got quite a few propositions, most notably from Scott Hall and Dallas. From what I'm told, she took more of a liking to Dallas, as he was polite. The problem lies with Dallas' girlfriend Debbie, who wasn't too happy. As far as I can tell, only Debbie does Dallas at this point. Scott Hall propositioned Stephanie with some ideas that weren't necessarily nice or family friendly, to which sources tell me Stephanie replied with "HOW RUDE!" DJ was also propositioned backstage, by Macho Man Randy Savage. Savage offered to take DJ out on a date, and DJ threatened to call her boyfriend Steve to "teach Savage some manners." Savage felt this was a threat to his health and quickly left. Some overheard him muttering about "letting Luger have the girl first this time" which we can only assume is a reference to his late ex-wife Elizabeth.

 

As for the contracts; TNA is most willing to sign Uncle Jesse, as he is considered the main draw of the group. Some are worried about the quirky clauses that he brings along, such as the "hair clause," the "guitar clause," and his desire to put Elvis posters all over the locker rooms . He is supposedly against the idea of working with XXX, as he believes that Elix Skipper isn't "Rock and Roll" enough to work as a "Ripper." He supposedly told Skipper that the only way Skipper would ever draw would be if he looked more like Lenny Kravitz.

 

A contract for Uncle Joey is also considered viable, as Dutch Mantell is very much behind the "Ranger Joe" character idea. This is all dependent on whether or not Jerry Jarrett can wriggle free control of the company from his son and Mantell. Contracts for the girls aren't the least likely, as Dixie Carter is adamant against a "OCD control freak" like Danny Tanner, but since TNA is trying to start a "Bombshell" division, it's possible that both DJ and Stephanie could sign. Also possible is a contract for Kimmy Gibler, as management feels that she would work well as a heel with Jonny Fairplay as her manager.

 

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[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Swiggy...that may have been your greatest post ever.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Swiggy...that may have been your greatest post ever.

*bows and waves at the masses*

 

Thank you, Thank you!

[Vanhalen 0]

From WrestlingObserver.com:

 

Here is the current situation with the Full House/TNA situation:

 

Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, DJ and Stephanie have been backstage for the past few iMPACT! tapings. The group isn't mixing well backstage, as Kevin Nash has taken a liking to Jesse due to Jesse's willingness to share hair care tips and products. Big Kev told Jesse he'd do his best to help Jesse get a ME spot, to which I'm told Jesse replied with "Have mercy!" Uncle Joey was seen talking to Dutch Mantell about coming in under the guise of "Ranger Joe," a wrestling park ranger who has a puppet sidekick. Mantell seemed up for the idea, but only if Puppet the midget was used instead of an actual puppet. Stephanie got quite a few propositions, most notably from Scott Hall and Dallas. From what I'm told, she took more of a liking to Dallas, as he was polite. The problem lies with Dallas' girlfriend Debbie, who wasn't too happy. As far as I can tell, only Debbie does Dallas at this point. Scott Hall propositioned Stephanie with some ideas that weren't necessarily nice or family friendly, to which sources tell me Stephanie replied with "HOW RUDE!" DJ was also propositioned backstage, by Macho Man Randy Savage. Savage offered to take DJ out on a date, and DJ threatened to call her boyfriend Steve to "teach Savage some manners." Savage felt this was a threat to his health and quickly left. Some overheard him muttering about "letting Luger have the girl first this time" which we can only assume is a reference to his late ex-wife Elizabeth.

 

As for the contracts; TNA is most willing to sign Uncle Jesse, as he is considered the main draw of the group. Some are worried about the quirky clauses that he brings along, such as the "hair clause," the "guitar clause," and his desire to put Elvis posters all over the locker rooms . He is supposedly against the idea of working with XXX, as he believes that Elix Skipper isn't "Rock and Roll" enough to work as a "Ripper." He supposedly told Skipper that the only way Skipper would ever draw would be if he looked more like Lenny Kravitz.

 

A contract for Uncle Joey is also considered viable, as Dutch Mantell is very much behind the "Ranger Joe" character idea. This is all dependent on whether or not Jerry Jarrett can wriggle free control of the company from his son and Mantell. Contracts for the girls aren't the least likely, as Dixie Carter is adamant against a "OCD control freak" like Danny Tanner, but since TNA is trying to start a "Bombshell" division, it's possible that both DJ and Stephanie could sign. Also possible is a contract for Kimmy Gibler, as management feels that she would work well as a heel with Jonny Fairplay as her manager.

 

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Now, shit that is goddamn funny and original, why in the hell cant we have more posters like swigg?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

NEVER ask for that.

 

NEVER.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

It could be worse. He could be asking for more LFV's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or more Corey Lazarus'

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

More Laz's wouldn't be such a bad thing. Then there'd be more pissed off metalhead with pothead chipmunks in their sigs and fiends for their avatars, and the occasional "hot chick" picture from them that they know on a personal level.

 

Plus, don't forget the ownage of you. That would increase exponentially, slave. Now where's my fucking dinner?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Plus, don't forget the ownage of you. That would increase exponentially, slave. Now where's my fucking dinner?

Plus, don't forget the mounds of candy bars that Swiggy has stuck in his pants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or just bring up a gay porn joke.

[RHR 0]

Hey Laz...after that umm...hit....what did the chippy get the muchies for? And, is that chip or dale?

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

It could be worse.  He could be asking for more LFV's

 

 

Uncalled for! I demand an apology!