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I don't know who the 8 guys in the MITB match are so I'll let Patty add them in for me.

 

[b][size="3"][color=#808000]ANGLEMANIA IX SHILL[/color][/size]

PRESENTED BY [color=orange]LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA[/color][/b]

BRANNIGAN
Next Sunday, March 28 live exclusively on pay-per-view Little Caesars Pizza presents AngleMania IX. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but that won't be the case when the OAOAST broadcasts AngleMania IX LIVE across the country and around the world from Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada. We'd like to thank the fine folks at Little Caesars Pizza for sponsering this year's big event, and if you haven't already done so, get on the phone and contact your local cable or satellite provider to order right now. Eight wasn't enough and here's why.

[b][color=#808000]OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE[/color]
Reject (c) vs. Mr. Dick[/b]

BRANNIGAN
In your main event, Deadly Alliance leader and current World Heavyweight Champion Reject defends his title against former DA member Mr. Dick. It was at the Nerdly Spectacular when Mr. Dick refused to back out of the contract signing for this match that led to his ouster. You can bet payback will be on his mind come AngleMania. And nothing will hurt Reject more than losing the World Heavyweight Championship.

[b][color=#808000]ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE[/color]
LDC Moneygang (c) vs. Chicks Over Dicks[/b]

BRANNIGAN
For the One & Only World tag team championship, 2010 Anderson Cup winners and 4-time tag champions COD meet Theodore Moneymaker's LDC Moneygang. After what occurred on this very program one week ago I wouldn't want to be CMJ and Spencer Reiger at AngleMania. Pride and history will be on the line as COD look to capture their OAOAST record 5th tag team championship.

[b][color=#808000]OAOAST WOMEN'S TITLE[/color]
Morgan Nerdly (c) vs. Crystal[/b]

BRANNIGAN
In the third and final title match signed for AngleMania, the always unpredictable Morgan Nerdly faces her biggest challenge to date, the first women to ever hold the OAOAST Championship, Crystal.

[b][color=#808000]SIN CITY STREET FIGHT[/color]
The Heavenly Rockers vs. Team Heyross[/b]

BRANNIGAN
The challenge was issued earlier tonight and it has been accepted. Team Heyross will face the Heavenly Rockers in a Sin City Steet Fight, a match the only rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time has never lost. Not only will Quentin Benjamin be making his comeback after nearly losing his eye thanks to a fireball courtesy of Colonel Abdullah Nerdly, but the match will occur on the Heavenly Rockers backyard.

[color=#808000][b]8-MAN MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH[/b][/color]

BRANNIGAN
With a future World title shot at stake, 8-men will compete in the annual Money in the Bank ladder match. 

[b]EIGHT MAN MONEY IN THE BANK
***Christian Wright Vs Sandman Vs Denzel Spencer Vs PRL Vs ??? Vs ??? and recently qualifying at non televised events Thunder Kid and Baron Windells***

BRANNIGAN
In addition to all that...

[b]Biff Atlas vs. Vinny Valentine[/b]

Vinny Valentine appears on screen sitting this lounge...[img=http://www.ballerhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/disco-panel.jpg]

VINNY
Super hero? Super stupid. Super idiot. Super moron. Super fool. Super imbecible. But super hero? I don't think so! Daddy, you better believe that Vinny Valentine is coming into Anglemania with one mission on his mind and that's proving Biff to be a super zero!

BRANNIGAN
And recently added.

[b]SIX MAN TITLES
Cucaracha Kingdom Vs Last Kings Of Scotland and Nathaniel Black[/b]

BRANNIGAN
All that plus surprise guests. It's gonna be the world's largest orgy of fun. Little Caesars Pizza presents AngleMania IX Sunday night, March 28 live exclusively on pay-per-view from Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada. AngleMania only happens once a year so don't miss out on the spectacle everyone will be talking about at the water cooler the morning after. So call your local cable or satellite provider right now and tell them you want AngleMania IX~!

[b][color=#808000]ANGLEMANIA IX[/color]
LIVE! SUNDAY NIGHT, MARCH 28
[color=#808000]ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW[/color][/b]

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