Wrestlers Upset Over Coach/Vince/Ross Fiasco

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Not so much skin color, babay, as we're both white, strapping young people. But, seriously...salon's DO have tanning beds in Canada, right?

 

Aw, Chick...you know I love you...without you around, I'd have to buy a nightlight!

[AndrewTS 0]

Ouch. Cheap shot. And you reeled me in too. I was with you when you said Fozzy (and I didn't even mind the naked part!), but then you just HAD to mention skin colour, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

Corey, Corey, Corey. *tsk, tsk*

 

Eh, tans are overrated anyway. What's wrong with a young lady having light-colored skin because she'd rather not have her skin cells baked for hours at a time?

 

All the better to see her blush.

 

85% of this we could glean from watching the show anyway, so I don't count this as news.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Hey, I'm not talking "Orange Goblin" tan, but something healthy. Have you SEEN her belly? Sexy and nice and smooth and tasty and...uhhh, was that a zipper? Heh, nevermind me...umm...LOOK! A MONKEY WITH CYMBALS!

 

**jumps out the window**

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Two questions:

 

I haven't watched Raw in ages, mind cutting the crap and telling me what the interesting racial overtones were?

 

If McMahon is pushing Ross, why would he be legitimately angry about it all?

Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

[Guest DR PHIL]

Well, I thought when he said "push" ross, it meant push his buttons by having coach piss him off.

 

That would explain why he's pissed about it.

[Guest Korgath]

If McMahon is pushing Ross, why would he be legitimately angry about it all?

DR PHIL beat me to it. Yes, the word "push" does exist out of smark vocabulary. Funny thing though, you'd think J.R. would have learnt that it's no use fighting the McMahon machine after the "Kiss My Ass" incident.

 

Oh, and Paragon? Your sig is just... traumatising.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'm thinking we're going to need a "very special" post on TSM; perhaps starring Jaleel White...

 

Got any Cheesey angles?

 

 

With how Vince has treated people like Tony Atlus and Bad News Brown in the past I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was racist.

[thuganomics 0]

WWE wouldn't know what to do if it didn't piss off part of its fan base week after week.

[AndrewTS 0]

With how Vince has treated people like Tony Atlus and Bad News Brown in the past I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was racist.

NOOOO!! You're crazy, why look at that great angle with Booker T last ye...oh yeah.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

In a ploy to get more ratings, Vince McMahon hires Jaleel White to become new GM under his "Urkel" character...

 

*Austin and Bischoff are in the ring*

 

Bischoff: Austin, what the hell are we doing out here? What did you do that made the Board of Directors so angry as to call us both our here tonight to "remodel" the power structure on RAW?

 

Austin: Eric, if you just shut yer trap for a second maybe we'd find out. Or better yet, why don't I just kick yer ass right here in *insert cheap pop here*.

 

Bischoff: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, I don't want to fight you Steve, I just want to know the truth - I want to know what's going on here!!

 

"It's a rare condition, this day and age,

to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design,

some people say it's even harder to find..."

 

*Steve Urkel comes out in a WWE Tshirt, extremely high pants, rainbow coloured overalls, and blue cardigan*

 

*Huge Pop*

 

*Austin and Bischoff are stunned and look at each other*

 

*Urkel makes his way down to the ring with a big-ass grin on his face and a clipboard in hand*

 

*Crowd sings along with the music*

 

Bischoff: Woah woah woah woah woah! Who the hell are you?

 

*Urkel looks out to the crowd*

 

*crowd goes nuts with mixed "Steve!" and "Urkel!"*

 

*Urkel teases the Urkel Dance*

 

*crowd continues to eat it up*

 

Bischoff: Now just wait the hell a minute, what the hell is going on here and who the hell are you??! And don't look out to these morons, you look me in the eyes!

 

Urkel: I...

 

Steve Austin: I'll tell you who the hell he is, he's Steve Urkel dammit.

 

*crowd pops huge*

 

Austin: Urkel

 

Crowd: What?

 

Austin: Steve Urkel

 

Crowd: What?

 

Austin: Nerdly lil guy

 

Crowd: What?

 

Austin: Pants up high

 

Crowd: What?

 

Austin: Snorts when he laughs

 

Crowd: What?

 

Austin: Lives next to the Winslow family

 

*Crowd pops mixed in with "what"s*

 

Austin: And, evidently, as his name tag says, he's the new General Manager of RAW!

 

*Crowd goes insane*

 

*Bischoff flips out*

 

Bischoff: You can't do that, you can't do that, you can't do, do, do that!

 

*Urkel stunners Bischoff, Bischoff rolls out of the ring*

 

Urkel: Did I do thaaaaat??

 

*Crowd begins to jump around marking the fuck out*

 

Austin: Now, Steve, can I call you Steve? Steve, what will you bring to RAW?

 

Urkel: Well...

 

Austin: I'll tell you what you're gonna bring, you're gonna bring some asswhuppin *cheers* hell raisin *cheers* and you're own brand of unique management and hilarity to RAW *cheers* I greatly look forward to the upcoming months of television... now, let's have a beer *cheers*

 

*Austin motions for some beers*

 

*Urkel turns Steve around*

 

Urkel: Got any cheeeesse?

 

*crowd goes balistic*

 

*Austin has a goofy smile on his face*

 

*Austin and Steve leave the ring with Austin's arm around Steve acting all buddy-buddy*

 

JR: Bah GAWD Steve Urkel is the new General Manager of Raw! He's a part of the WWE Family!

 

King: And you know what they say, Familly Matters JR!

 

JR: Sonnofabitch! Goodnight everybody! OOOOOH HEELLLLL YEEEAAAAAH!!

 

*Fade out*

 

*WWE logo*

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

RRR, if you ever get a job in any promotion as booker, I will loyally follow that company.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh, just you wait until we get the Laura/Steve vs. Waldo/Judy "first ever sister vs. sister, nerd vs. goof, intergender match" and then the bushwhackers come down and break them up teaching them the lesson of family... and wrestling, once they jump them from behind after getting them to reconcile.

 

To which Carl Winslow makes his triumphant debut to reform the Psycho Twins with Steve and take down those dastardly bushwhackers.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Oh, just you wait until we get the Laura/Steve vs. Waldo/Judy "first ever sister vs. sister, nerd vs. goof, intergender match" and then the bushwhackers come down and break them up teaching them the lesson of family... and wrestling, once they jump them from behind after getting them to reconcile.

Dude don't you remember Judy never happened. She was erased from history. You know like Katie Vick and WCW.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

That's the reason for the match, silly.

 

Judy is the estranged sister who was tired of living in Laura's shadow. She manipulated the dimwitted Waldo to help conspire against the Winslow family. Laura comes to Steve - GM of RAW - for help. Waldo already put Eddie in a coma, Carl went missing, Aunt Rachel and Harriet are in Europe, and Estelle is in L.A. pursuing a film career. Judy also enlists the help of the sweet-turned-street Maxine who has now become a prostitute to help take down the winslow family... one-by-one.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

I swear, Triple R is a creative genius

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

 

And for those of you wondering "Where's Richie" - well, Richie is now a back-up dancer for Britney Spears and couldn't be more gay.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Hey Waldo

 

Hey Maxine

 

How ya doin Waldo

 

Not bad Maxine

 

You wanna kill Laura Winslow for me Waldo?

 

What's that Maxine?

 

I said, you want some head Waldo?

 

Oh sure Maxine.

 

That's great Waldo, I'll give you a gun later on tonight.

 

Come again Maxine?

 

I said, I'll give you a gun to kill Laura Winslow after I give you head tonight.

 

Sounds good Maxine.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Ok, final pic...

 

FEAR the PSYCHOTWINS!

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Oh just to let you know Rudo the woman that played Estelle died a few years after the show went off the air.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Good to know, cause she was going to feud with Mae Young.

 

"I'm a bad man" - Mal Reynolds.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Down the road you could have Urkel take a chair shot so violent that it makes him break into his other characters like Stephaun and Mertel.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Stefan is definitely a place to go in the future - but right now it's about re-introducing the core characters and bridging the gap.

[NYU 0]

Down the road you could have Urkel take a chair shot so violent that it makes him break into his other characters like Stephaun and Mertel.

Or just throw him into an electrical circuit and give him Tourette's while he deals with his multiple characters. Hilarity would then ensue.

 

Stephan: Stacy! Stacy Keibler! I know you want a piece of this sexy chocolate.

 

Stacy: Yes. Yes I do. You are so charming Stephan.

 

Stephan: Heh heh. I know. Well, listen, how about later, we go down to Chinatown and have some ch.....ch.....CH-CH-CH....

 

*face contorts*

 

ch....ch....CH.....CHEESE?!

 

*Stacy gasps and crowd erupts*

 

Stephan: Sorry about that. I don't know what happened. I mean, did I.....did I.....d-d-d-d-d-d-did........

 

*starts squinting*

 

DID I DO THAT?!

 

*Crowd erupts again. Chants of "Urkel" and "Stephan" echo through the arena*

 

Stacy: Aw, that's so sweet. Yes Steve, I will go out with you.

 

*Crowd goes crazy*

 

JR: By gawd, the nerd got the girl! The nerd got the girl! This TRULY is a new era of Raw! THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

no! Shawn Michaels is getting electructed thus turning him into the Circuit Breaker Kid...we can't have everybody just standing in line near the high voltage panels waiting to get tossed into one.

 

Besides, who wouldn't want to see him get a violent chair shot to the head.

 

Hell, even later on he can don a Sonic the HedgeHog costume due to the chair shot and join Hurricane. They can turn Rosey into Dr. Roseynic!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I was thinking of giving Rosey his own talk show - "Rosey" - where he interviews various personalities and throws koosh balls around.

 

The "Multiple Personalities" IIRC was already brought up in Family Matters, so it doesn't have to be motivated by anything electrical - I believe Steve invented a machine to change into Stefan anyways, which could be used by certain wrestlers whenever they want an image or gimmick change. But this stuff is all way too advanced right now - you guys need to pace yourselves. If anything, the "Eddie Winslow awakening from the coma and vowing revenge on former-best-friend Waldo-and-everyone-tries-to-stop-him-because-Waldo-is-refomed-so-now-Eddie-feels-betrayed" storyline comes first... or second... or third... yeah, third... no fourth. First there's introducing Steve Urkel as the GM for RAW. THEN, second, there is having Laura ask him for help and the aforementioned "First ever Sister vs. Sister, Nerd vs. Goof, intergender match", and Carl's triumphant debut (having been proclaimed "missing"). THEN, thirdly, you have _that_ group being reacted to and reacting to the WWEnvironment as the 3rd storyline. So something like Christian hits on Laura and Steve gets upset, or Judy gets in a fight with Victoria, or Waldo and Al Snow have a scuffle... This is also where we find out that Maxine isn't exactly warm to the idea of Laura still being alive (having felt betrayed and left behind now that Laura lives the "good life" and she had to whore herself for money) and leaves the group (but to them, she's just visiting her sick aunt in the hospital).

 

Which leads to, fourthly, Maxine visiting Eddie in the hospital and Eddie waking up from his Waldo-induced coma. She manipulates Eddie into thinking that the whole group is against them and channels his Waldo-hate into Laura hate as well. "She forgave Waldo that easily Eddie, she must not love you like you thought she did. Not like I love you, Eddie. Both her and Waldo must pay." Even Big Carl can't stop his roid-raged son this time. GM Steve Urkel tries to calm Eddie down, but to no avail. So the only way Urkel can end Eddies reign of terror is to set up Eddie vs. Waldo STEEL CAGE. In a face-to-face promo between the two former friends, Maxine finally reveals herself as the mastermind behind the "new" Eddie Winslow. Waldo is heart-broken that the love of his life Maxine would turn against him and refuses to fight Eddie... but the contract was already signed and he must.

 

The Cage match is essentially Eddie beating Waldo to a bloody pulp and Waldo refusing to fight back. Laura comes down and tells Eddie to take his rage out on her, because she's been the cause of all this grief. Eddie gets upset and breaks down in the ring. Carl and Judy come to the ring and console him. Judy grabs the mic and talks about how she hated Laura, but she realized that in-the-end, they're family, and that's what really matters. Eddie picks Waldo up and apologizes, and they hug, and then there's a group hug. Maxine comes down and goes on and on about how she'll never forgive Laura and how she'll destroy Laura or die trying. Laura is sick of Maxine messing around with her family so she challenges Maxine to a Chicago Death Match at the next big PPV. Maxine declines saying she doesn't get her hands dirty anymore, and swears to destroy not only Laura, but the entire Winslow family. She despises the love and loyalty they have for each other and that she'll never have or feel again. She knew Eddie may have had the heart not to hurt his dear old sister, but she knows one person -one thing- that can get the job done...

 

URKEL BOT!

 

"Programmed for PAIN" - Maxine.

 

"MAH GAWD! WHATTA HIDEOUS LOOKING MONSTROSITY!" - JR

 

"Uh Oh" - Steve Urkel

Edited January 14, 2004 by RavishingRickRudo

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Hey Rudo I was thinking about this. Even do Estelle is dead you could have Kane dig up her body and have sex with it causing a feud between Kane and Carl.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I was thinking Kane and Myra. Hell, he could have a three way this time and trump Katie Vick.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

And to close off the Urkel bot story - he takes out Eddie first (Eddie having been the strongest of the bunch thus making Urkel bot all the more scary). Then he hunts down Waldo. The PsycoTwins reform, and even though they get far, end up getting beaten. When Urkelbot is finally about to take out Laura, Steve - with his last bit of strength - manages to reprogam it to believe that Maxine is Laura... so Urkelbot ends up killing Maxine instead thus ending the Maxine-saga for good.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Oh dude you also have to have a battle of the Harriet. Between the first Harriet and the second, lighter skinned, not funny one to find out who is the true Harriet.

 

Another feud could be against Rachel and her own son Richie. It would be because Richie is pissed that Rachel just up and left him with the Winslow without a word and didn't call or write him or anything.

 

Rachel would then reveal the truth about why she left Richie. Rachel become addict to drugs and even had to sell her diner to pay for her drug habits. Then she somehow ran afoul of the mob and had to go underground where Rachel became a hooker doing tricks for any drugs she could get.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

NO!

 

Richie will never be involved with this!!!

 

... he's just... CREEPY.

 

Though Aunt Rachel is most certainly going to be featured. The "you left me" storyline stays and dies with Maxine, though. After that and you're getting into overkill territory. I'm not sure what exactly Aunt Rachel will do and whether or not it will be Bosom Buddies related, but she will most certainly have a role.

 

The Battling Mother's idea is great, but I think it would be better suited for a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air themed wrestling show, not a family matters one, since the change wasn't all that known to the mainstream since it happened in, like, the last season.