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Randy Orton Birthday Cake

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My best friend Brian, who lives at one of our fraternity houses with me and 6 others (8 total), is a die-hard Orton mark. Even the non-fans watch Raw with us here, so today I went to Shop Rite and had them make...

 

A chocolate birthday cake with a giant picture of Randy Orton digitally put on the cake.

 

Nice look on the bakery guy's face when I rolled up for a big cake with a guy in his underwear holding a "title belt" and a "Happy 21st Birthday" message.

 

But still, if more people were like me and less "smark"-fury-filled, the days of getting "The Hulkster" on birthday cakes would be back. For one soul, today, he'll have a happy birthday. I hope it scores an "RKO".

 

Go Orton!

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But still, if more people were like me and less "smark"-fury-filled, the days of getting "The Hulkster" on birthday cakes would be back. For one soul, today, he'll have a happy birthday. I hope it scores an "RKO".

You truly are a God among men.

 

I, for one, have never bought a birthday cake with a wrestler on it. I must be a stupid faggot smark. I suck.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

This thread demonstrates the negative and extremely hazardous side effects of watching too much wrestling.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
This thread demonstrates the negative and extremely hazardous side effects of watching too much wrestling.

Ah but when you're a small child, you're allowed to be obsessed with something enough to put it on your cake...

 

...

 

What's the rest of you guys' excuses.

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We had the cake people at the local Zehrs grocery store write "Jesus Died For This?" in icing on a friend's cake last year. She thought we said "Tied" originally. Good times.

 

Did the Razor Ramon cake actually taste bad, or was that a "Chef Scott Hall" joke?

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Guest Anglesault
This thread demonstrates the negative and extremely hazardous side effects of watching too much wrestling.

Ah but when you're a small child, you're allowed to be obsessed with something enough to put it on your cake...

 

...

 

What's the rest of you guys' excuses.

I'd just have a hard time eating the crotch.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

We should get Anglesault a cake of Kurt Angle being pinned by Triple H.

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Guest Quik

A Randy Orton cake. My God...

 

I'm getting one of thoe fat Sunny pictures from General Wrestling and putting it on a cake. How much does that run for?

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Guest Anglesault
We should get Anglesault a cake of Kurt Angle being pinned by Triple H.

Which time?

 

Eh, better off making it a collage.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

How about one of Randy Orton with the World Title, standing over a prone Angle?

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Guest Anglesault
We should get Anglesault a cake of Kurt Angle being pinned by Triple H.

That wouldn't bring him as close to vomiting all over the cake as one of Jeff Hardy, however.

Well, sure, especially if the syringe is in the piece I tried to eat.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

How about one of Brock?

 

He'll never get over, right AS! They should have sent him back to OVW at Vengeance!

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A Randy Orton cake. My God...

 

I'm getting one of thoe fat Sunny pictures from General Wrestling and putting it on a cake. How much does that run for?

I don't think there are ovens that can cook a cake that large.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
BASHAM BROS!

It would bore the machine to death.

Cake making machine? I never knew there was one.

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Guest Anglesault
BASHAM BROS!

It would bore the machine to death.

Cake making machine? I never knew there was one.

How else do they put a picture on?

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On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being a Mod run in with a lock and 5 being that the thread is building towards a move to Classics (and 2-4 meaning nothing of note), where do you all see this cake discussion heading?

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