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LooneyTune
I'm just sorry this isn't a fake video. If anyone here buys it, they deserve the medal of honor or something.
Kizzo
I guess it will end up in the P2P peeps hands....whenver it is released...

Wouldn't it be funny if this tape is the most downloaded thing on the net...once its uploaded to P2P services like Kazaa and the rest of them...
Sideburnious
Lol thats how i'm going to see it. There's no way i'd pay money for it.
Lil' Bitch
Chyna's got Cliteromegaly! It's an endocrine disorder from having too much androgen (mostly testosterone!)
Quik
Oh God, I looked at her clit. Why why why why did I look at her clit?
LooneyTune
QUOTE(Quik @ Dec 12 2004, 04:32 PM)
Oh God, I looked at her clit. Why why why why did I look at her clit?

It's like a Lava Lamp?
Failed Mascot
QUOTE(Your Paragon of Virtue @ Dec 10 2004, 07:12 PM)
I'm gonna watch the trailer for this, even while having some food.

For the love of god, DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF
The Masked Avenger
Twice the size? Overstating it just a little bit, are we?
There are enough of things out there to mock Steph for without actually inventing stuff like this, you know. It's quite possible to add a lot of muscle mass in a relatively short time by, say, eating right and training...

-TMA
LooneyTune
Stephanie isn't in any way muscular... it's just added on weight... a lot of it, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed at all. I preffer women who AREN'T starving themselves into a size 1.
Toshiaki Koala
Sasuke Porn > Chyna Porn
Gary Floyd
I just saw clips from this.

Needless to say, It was scary, bur I've seen far worse. The real horror came from Joanie's ass zits and clit(or as it should be called here,shenis) but I dunno. After seeing things like goatse and tubgirl, I felt a bit jaded. I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.
Hunter's Torn Quad
QUOTE(lovecraft231 @ Dec 18 2004, 10:17 PM)
I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

Maybe she felt uninspired from fucking someone with a smaller penis.
LooneyTune
QUOTE(Hunter's Torn Quad @ Dec 18 2004, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE(lovecraft231 @ Dec 18 2004, 10:17 PM)
I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

Maybe she felt uninspired from fucking someone with a smaller penis.

laugh.gif Greatest post this week. I can imagine it being something like Chappelle in the skit "the wrap it up box" where she's just "OK lets finish" and X-Pac keeps going "psyche! psyche!"
Open the Muggy Gate
QUOTE(LooneyTune @ Dec 10 2004, 04:41 PM)
QUOTE(The Masked Avenger @ Dec 10 2004, 01:06 PM)
Shooting Star: I was refering to the thing thought by some to be Chyna's testicles, located under the penis shaped clitoris. That has got to be the head of Waltman's cock, there is no way a woman will grow a set of testicles complete with ball sack no matter how much testosterone she injects.


-TMA

That IS Waltmans dick... I don't know how anyone can not tell the different from a ball-sack to a penis... Dear God I just saw the 1-2-3 Kid's dick.

And who would have thought back in 1993 we would end up seeing the 1-2-3 Kid's dick? This world is just one fucked up place.

Moral of the story: If your career is going to the shits, do a sex tape, and watch it go even further down the shitter.
Nighthawk
Career? They're wrestlers.
LucharesuFan619
Here's another review for you people who just haven't read enough.

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/d...iews/dxsex.html

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Watching X-Pac wiggle his meat around the cavernous pooper of Chyna is disturbing, to say the least.
Scroby
You know another scary thought about this is the fact over on Highspots.com its in the top five things that are selling the most. sad.gif
Thrashist
It's funny, if you had told millions of those bandwagon wrestling fans in 1998 that X-Pac and Chyna would make a porno in six years, they'd go crazy "OMG them DX r m4kin a pr0n!!!11111 2 wrds SUCK IT!!!!!1"

One thing I really want to know after all of this is whatever you feel about Triple H and his political games, but he still seems like a normal guy. And say what you want about Stephanie's appearance, but she is at least somewhat attractive (and was very much so back in the day ie a few years ago). And so my question to Hunter would be, how in the fuck did he hit THAT? Waltman is pure sleaze anyway, but I'd expect better from Trips.
LooneyTune
Hunter probably went out with her because of pity?
LooneyTune
QUOTE(LucharesuFan619 @ Dec 27 2004, 12:09 AM)
Here's another review for you people who just haven't read enough.

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/d...iews/dxsex.html

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Watching X-Pac wiggle his meat around the cavernous pooper of Chyna is disturbing, to say the least.

OK, that review made me sick... and I already have a fever and eating lunch. throwup.gif
Toshiaki Koala
QUOTE(lovecraft231 @ Dec 18 2004, 10:17 PM)
I just saw clips from this.

Needless to say, It was scary, bur I've seen far worse. The real horror came from Joanie's ass zits and clit(or as it should be called here,shenis) but I dunno. After seeing things like goatse and tubgirl, I felt a bit jaded. I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

Huh? From what I can remember, goatse is just a guy's asshole. Nothing the most remotely curious guy hasn't seen in the mirror a dozen times. This, on the other hand... ugh. Just reading the reviews made me nauseous. I really don't see you can compare the two, let alone say that goatse is worse.

Haven't seen tubgirl yet, nor do I have any desire to.
Nighthawk
Just a guy's asshole? Have a look. If you've seen that in the mirror a dozen times, I want you to pm me your phone number.
Special K
^^^^
For anyone who hasn't been there (though it should be obvious)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK
LooneyTune
I kinda figured that... Just reading a discussion over assholes makes any link posted a little scary to click. I don't think I have the nerve to click it.
Toshiaki Koala
QUOTE(St. IDrinkRatsMilk @ Dec 28 2004, 08:19 PM)
Just a guy's asshole? Have a look. If you've seen that in the mirror a dozen times, I want you to pm me your phone number.

Alright, alright, I have a bad memory when it comes to weird pseudo-pornographic pictures on the internet. I'll take your word for it. I'm not going to click the link or ask you to describe it, but how can it be worse than Chyna and X-Pac fucking? How?

I didn't look at the Chyna pics either, BTW.
LooneyTune
QUOTE(Spine Upon the Pine @ Dec 28 2004, 09:04 PM)
I didn't look at the Chyna pics either, BTW.

Lucky bastard... throwup.gif
Art Sandusky
The cover is awesome just because of how X-Pac looks in the upper left corner.
Prime Time Andrew Doyle
QUOTE(Spine Upon the Pine @ Dec 29 2004, 11:17 AM)
Huh? From what I can remember, goatse is just a guy's asshole. Nothing the most remotely curious guy hasn't seen in the mirror a dozen times.

Who the fcuk does that in front of their mirror. I have never streched my ass that wide, or had a cock up my ass, espcially not the size of that fucking beast
Gary Floyd
Hate to be a forum necromancer, but something awful has reviewed the tape.
(Warning: Contains some NSFW pictures): http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594
LooneyTune
Darn! I thought "something awful" was describing who wrote it, not the website. sad.gif
tekcop
QUOTE(lovecraft231 @ Dec 18 2004, 09:17 PM)
I just saw clips from this.

Needless to say, It was scary, bur I've seen far worse. The real horror came from Joanie's ass zits and clit(or as it should be called here,shenis) but I dunno. After seeing things like goatse and tubgirl, I felt a bit jaded. I do find Joanie's face during sex to be amusing, as she seems bored and uninterested.

So... tubgirl's real? I was really hoping that was photoshopped or something.
LooneyTune
Who (or what) is Tubgirl? (almost afraid to find out)
Phenom
QUOTE(LooneyTune @ Jan 7 2005, 12:35 AM)
Who (or what) is Tubgirl? (almost afraid to find out)

UrbanDictionary.com defines Tubgirl as:

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1. A photo of a woman with a fountain of enema fluid splashing onto her masked face. 2. The most disgusting picture on the web.
tekcop
QUOTE(LooneyTune @ Jan 6 2005, 11:35 PM)
Who (or what) is Tubgirl? (almost afraid to find out)

click. you know you want too.
LooneyTune
QUOTE(tekcop @ Jan 7 2005, 04:25 AM)
QUOTE(LooneyTune @ Jan 6 2005, 11:35 PM)
Who (or what) is Tubgirl? (almost afraid to find out)

click. you know you want too.

Actually I don't want to. I'm afraid...
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