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  1. CuddlyKnife

    100 reasons why I like men

    make no sense.
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    CLASH: Full Event Recap Video "Saved By The Bell"

    oh,no ,i hope i have never gone here.
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    halloween chillers!!!

    Have you been ready for your halloween ? what have you done ? mine: a sexy costume three chillers yeah ,chillers , i have ordered 3 ones , 1.The Paul Lynde Halloween Special 2.Devil Hunter 3.Bloody Moon the last one is the most attractive,i think . if you want to have some also ,try this . well ,do you dare to watch chillers when you are alone?
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    If my swing were that pretty I'd kiss myself too.

    not so funny.
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    Earn a Halloween Beating This Year

    20. Spongebob Adult Man's Costume Aside from the "Would you like to buy some Bibles?" look on the model's face, it's the white leotards that seal the wearer's fate. Or possibly the little red dick-tie. #19. ATM Man If you want to look like a Muslim Darth Vader, this costume is for you. Despite the claims in the picture, don't be surprised if women dressed like money do not approach you to withdraw cash from your wiener. #18. Breathalyzer The early model Terminators were easily identifiable, since Skynet's files on what penises really look like were badly damaged in the initial attack. #17. Cain The Vampire Tyrant Oh shit! It's Cain! Cain the Vampire Tyrant! And he's been playing the Nintendo with his power Glove! #16. Lock and Key This dude finally gets a modeling gig that has nothing to do with his biceps or his dreadlocks, so he improvises. The woman is sad because she knows the inevitable attempt to "unlock" here will cause her entrails to go flying out of her lower back, a gruesome and undignified death via impalement on a wacky costume. #15. Fork and Spoon This lacks the sexual connotations of the lock and key outfit above, but we can't figure out if that makes the costume more sad or less. At least aliens won't be able to read their thoughts. #14. Hung Oh, we get it. "Hung" as in hung like a horse. Like, you have a big penis. And you convey this by... attaching a stuffed horse's head to your groin? With a hangman's noose? This costume's designer has many a dead hooker in his basement. #13. Napoleon Dynamite We can think of two people off the top of our heads who haven't seen this movie: the guy who designed this costume and the guy wearing it. #12. I've Got a Heart On We know. We can see it. And the children can see it. Warning: This costume is illegal in 48 states. #11. Wiseman Just because he is wearing a hat and carrying frankincense does not mean this is not a Geisha Girl costume. #10. Super Jew Whether the kid is Jewish or not, we're pretty sure this costume qualifies as some kind of hate crime. #9. Baby and Mommy If you think it looks bad now, every time he walks, it looks like an 8 year old in diapers humping a babushka wearing basketball shoes. #8. The Munchkin Okay, that's fucking terrifying. Is that a wig or not? Forget it, we don't want to look at it any more. We're going to wake up some night and see this bastard staring down at us, orange cheeks and all. #7. God's Gift to Women "From: God, To: Women?" Well, they are going to be disappointed when they open it up and see that it's just the rest of this guy. #6. Bacon and Eggs The good news for him is that next year when they get divorced, he can just buy a sombrero and he's got a Mexican stereotype costume. She's stuck going as an amoeba. #5. Taz If you take off the Taz mask, you've got a pretty terrifying childbirth costume here. Complete with dentata! #4. One Night Stand Yes, he's dressed as a one-night stand. GET IT? These "abstract idea costumes" actually wind up being some of the most disturbing. Such as... #3. The Shit Hit the Fan If you don't have this jackass to explain the joke, this looks more like maggots crawling out of a drain. Which actually makes one of the most awesome and disturbing Halloween costumes we've ever seen. Congratulations on the accidental horror, guys. #2. Goth Milk There is no place on earth where this costume won't get you a vicious beating. You wouldn't even make it out of Quaker country in this thing. Goths, puns, suggested genital piercings on a child... it's like they distilled everything a good man finds offensive and expressed it in shitty costume form. #1. Slave Leia Emm...I'm going to be a Super Girl this year. A rare sight indeed.
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    Book recommendations

    So far it's pretty much exclusively on the doping allegations. Coyle probably assumed that anyone interested in the cancer stuff would read Armstrong's autobiography. It looks like he got a lot of info from Dr. Michele Ferrari (who's been accused of distributing illegal substances to other athletes), but he stated up front that he interviewed Ferrari on the condition that he not bring up anything about the illegal substances.
  7. After just seeing Volver and having seen every film that he has done in the last 20 years, I have to just go ahead and say it. Pedro Almodóvar is the best fucking director alive and the best one in modern cinema. There. I put it out there. I will only accept critisizm of Atame and Kinka. Besides that you will love his films, rather you like it or not.
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    Burrito

    Just find they offer free Burrito I wonder get as much as my fridge can hold.
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    Michael Jackson

    Miss him.
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    Do you like walmart?

    Do you guys like walmart?
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    Your guilty pleasure of the moment

    Sometimes it is exciting but sometimes it is like noise.
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    Why the decline in tag-teams?

    You are totally accurate.
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    Which game system do you own?

    Yeah, really funny, that's why i post it here.
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    Which game system do you own?

    http://www.topnewsblog.info/tblog_11337.htm
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