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About Kinetic

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  • Birthday 04/10/1983
  1. Kinetic

    Great bears of the 1990s

    Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Warren G. (ft. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" 2Pac- "California Love" Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But a G Thang" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories- "Stay (I Missed You)"
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    LOST

  3. Patrick Spoon, Local Yokel will soon be transformed into Patrick Spoon, Ruthless Killing Machine. Turn some damn Middle Eastern country into a parking lot for ol' K-Tic, ya hear?
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    If Not For You

    I could have sworn that there was more to this thread. Didn't this lead to the series of PMs that inspired the "way to knock one out of the park" meme? I thought I had it renamed "Kinetic's Video Extravaganza," but I could certainly be mistaken there.
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    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    Buying weed from pbone.
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    Working on a theory.

    Hating "Build Me Up Buttercup" is pretty inexplicable, if you ask me. It's inoffensive, and I actually enjoyed its use in the ending sequence of There's Something About Mary. Of all the terrible songs out there, '60s songs or otherwise, why the vitriol for that one? And you just know that Agent's going to contract some sort of disease in Puerto Rico, so I'll never be able to ask him.
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    Working on a theory.

    Fucking "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In." Boomer assholes actually listened to that shit? But y'know, this certainly isn't limited to songs from the 60s. For instance, my initial thought here was "Dream Weaver," the mere mention of which is enough to send me into a bloodthirsty rampage for days on end. But it was released in 1976, and therefore would not qualify.
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    Shamwow guy beats prostitute

    Good god. But in the ShamWow guy's defense, what was he supposed to do when the prostitute started gnawing on his tongue? I'd have beat the shit outta that hooker, too.
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    The Vitamin X Question Of The Day

    A quick follow-up: I got the job! Imma be holding a sign by the side of the road for ten dollars an hour.
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    14 year old arrested for Child Porn

    Link plz.
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    The Vitamin X Question Of The Day

    So after months of largely fruitless job searching, I got two calls for interviews this morning. Quite good news, but I'm definitely feeling the few extra beers that I had last night. My problem is that I've never had a hangover cure, really. I consider the hangover to be a sort of punishment for enjoying myself, and therefore just suck it up and take it like a man (meaning that I just stay in bed all day). But because I have to actually pull myself together and be presentable to a couple of prospective employers later this afternoon, I'm drinking water like a motherfucker and will probably have a large lunch. Possibly a giant sandwich.
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    Yahoo NCAA Tourney Pick 'em

    My bracket is awful. I had UNC beating Memphis in the championship game, so half of that is fucked straightaway. But what's really curious to me is how Mr. I Didn't Watch Any Games manages to post a respectable bracket each year. I didn't watch any games, either! What's your secret, Dan?
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    The Vag That Defined A Generation

    Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But a G Thang" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories- "Stay"
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    The Vag That Defined A Generation

    Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Warren G. (ft. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" Blind Melon- "No Rain" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" 2Pac- "California Love" Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But a G Thang" Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under the Bridge" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Faith No More- "Epic" Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories- "Stay" Meat Loaf- "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
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    You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory

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