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Can you imagine how much that opening would cost to produce? Some feud Holly/Maggie is turning into. Looks like that one's headed to PPV. MD a GILF hunter? COD/MGHFC was awesome. How awesome? Too awesome for words, that's how awesome. LOL @ the vibrating phone spot. Speaking of awesome, Leon vs. BW was epic shit. The stuff w/Leon and Morgan... MOTN: Leon Rodez vs. Baron Windels Quote of the Show: "Leon Rodez has robbed the Bank... AGAIN!" -- Cole

The lights dim and the spotlight shines mid-ring on Michael Buffer. * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER This is your main event of the evening! Scheduled for one fall and sanctioned by the OAOAST, it’s for THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Are you ready? “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” BUFFER Detroit, Michigan… ARE… YOU… READY? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world… Ladies and gentlemen… LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! “It‘s Not My Time” by 3 Doors Down cues and Tim Cash happily scrolls to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger… from Peoria, Illinois... weighing 220 pounds… wrestling's last real good guy... TTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM CCAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Being the good guy that he is, Cash waves and poses for pictures with fans. COLE We could all use a little Tim Cash inside of us. COACH You’re right about that, Cole. Cash is little and you’d love him inside of you. *laughs* COLE (no sells Coach’s remark) As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, Baron Windels is not present ringside. He’ll be watching this one backstage on a monitor. COACH Yeah, rather than go out on a limb and pick a side. Obviously he wants to ride the winner’s coattails. “Motherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue hits as golden pyro shower Mister Dick and Malaysia. BUFFER And his opponent, accompanied by MALAYSIA… from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 238 pounds… one-half of the One & Only World tag team champions, here is the reigning and defending OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MD takes a seat in the corner and spanks the World title, which dangles out of the front of his short shorts. Malaysia then crawls over on all fours and removes the World title with her teeth. COLE Did somebody crank up the heat? It sure got hot out here. COACH Something’s up alright, but it’s not the heat. Referee Earl Hebner grabs possession of the belt and holds it high for all to see. COLE And there you see the richest prize in the game today, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. * DINGDINGDING * Cash greets MD with a big smile and his hand extended, but MD has other ideas in mind. Like a series of right jabs. COACH When Mister Dick said he wasn’t going to treat Cash any differently because of their mutual friendship with Baron Windels, he wasn’t lying. MD whips Cash in for a PRESS SLAM, then to the corner for his trademark CROSS BODY SPLASH… but Cash moves and MD gets hung across the top rope! Cash follows with a series of kicks to the midsection that causes MD to CROTCH himself! MISTER DICK :o ENZIGURI knocks MD to the arena floor where he crashes against the guardrail following a SUICIDE DIVE! COLE Tim Cash in full control. Cash rolls MD back in and receives a FACIAL~! COACH Pow! Right in the kisser! MD goes out after Cash and shoves him into the RINGPOST. Cash stumbles around ringside until MD rams him face-first into Cole’s crotch! Again! And again! COLE :wub: Cole’s pleasure turns to pain as Malaysia steps on his pubes after MD tosses Cash inside. COACH :lol: MD paintbrushes Cash and then delivers an atomic drop, the prelude to the clothesline from hell… but Cash ducks under and takes MD down in a CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both men pop up, MD whiffs on a Stiff Kick and gets drilled by a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! Cash scales the buckles as MD staggers to his feet and scores with a MISSLE DROPKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Via split-screen we see Baron Windels jump out of his seat as Cash whips MD in for an old school SLEEPER HOLD, but MD goes behind and executes a DIVING FULL NELSON SLAM! COLE Pure Penetration! Rather than go for the cover MD delivers a HEADBUTT TO THE GROIN, which he claims was to the midsection when scolded by the referee. COACH The OAOAST Champion just being a dick. MD introduces Cash violently to the turnbuckle, then works him over in the corner with numerous jabs. MD whips Cash across and successfully delivers a CORNER CROSSBODY! COLE Bite My Giant Dick! COACH I’ll pass. Thank you very much. Cash stumbles out into a STIFF KICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Noticeably frustrated, MD dumps Cash outside and flings him against the steel steps, then slams him hard on the arena floor. COLE You can feel the intensity level picking up as this match goes longer and longer. MD rolls inside and the ref starts a 10 count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Cash rises to his knees and grabs the bottom rope, only to go back down after being kicked square between the eyes. But at least it restarts the count. Unfortunately it also leads to Malaysia’s involvement as she levels Cash with a forearm smash. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, come on. Was that really called for? Malaysia again tries to deliver a cheap shot, but this time BARON WINDELS runs out to stop her. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BW shoos Malaysia away, then receives an earful from MD who questions why he’s ringside. COACH Well, at least Baron Windels finally took a side. He’s pulling for Tim Cash. COLE I don’t know about that. Clearly he wants the bout to remain free of interference though. MD looks to suplex Cash back in from the apron, but Cash nails MD in the midsection with a shoulder and performs a SUNSET FLIP! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash executes a hip toss, then a belly-to-belly suplex. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash goes for THE MIDWEST SLING but gets wrapped in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! NO, KICKOUT! MD whips Cash in for a press slam, but Cash floats over and delivers a KNEE BREAKER INTO BACK SUPLEX, followed by THE MIDWEST SLING! COLE Are we about to see the greatest upset in OAOAST history? Malaysia apparently fears so and hops on the apron… but so too does Baron Windels. COACH He’s gonna hit a woman, Cole. Cash immediately breaks the MWS to defuse the situation between BW and Malaysia, which allows MD to shove Cash into BW/Malaysia and rolls him up! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, KICKOUT!! COLE It’s not over yet! How Cash managed to kick out I’ll never know. What grit being displayed by wrestling’s last real good guy. Woozy from the previous collision Cash falls prey to a new move from MD… THE JACKHAMMER! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match… and still OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Though mostly a loud ovation, more than a few boos can be hard. COLE A valiant effort by Tim Cash, but it wasn’t enough to walk out of here tonight the new World Heavyweight Champion. Malaysia hands MD the World title and he poses over his defeated opponent, prompting BW to gently push him away. COACH What’s that idiot doing interrupting Dick’s celebration? BUTT hurt over Cash’s defeat? COLE It’s pretty obvious to me BW just wants Jock to show a little sportsmanship. There’s no need to pose over Tim Cash. MD and BW exchange a few words until MD decides to walk away… straight into a clothesline from NED BLANCHARD! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Where did he come from?!? Ned rams MD into the buckle and proceeds to stomp a mud hole in his ass, figuratively speaking of course. BW comes to MD’s aid but winds up getting into it with SIMON SINGLETON. COLE We’ve got all 4 men going at it now. COACH It’s like a mini-battle royal, Cole. OAOAST officials rush to the ring to restore order, then BW grabs a mic. BARON Hey, if you fellas wanna hook ’em up, then meet us in the ring next week on HeldDOWN~! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MISTER DICK :huh: Simon and Ned accept the challenge. COLE Oh, my! The Orange County Cobras vs. the Lone Star Gunslingers next week! © 2010 OAOAST Entertainment

The [color="#FF8C00"][b]OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK[/b][/color] featured the closing moments of last week's 6-man tag title match on HeldDOWN~! Afterwards OAOAST correspondent Terry Taylor caught up with World Heavyweight Champion Mister Dick backstage in Baltimore. Dick explained "a mechanical problem" kept the charter jet that was to fly him and fellow tag team champion Baron Windels grounded for hours, and that nobody was more sick to see what happened to Tim Cash than he was. The OAOAST Champion then added, "Of course, he could've man'd up and got the job done instead of hopin' and prayin' I -- and BW -- would show up to bail his ass out. But he better not use this as an excuse for going down in defeat at the Motor City Spectacular, because I'm gonna treat him like any other OAOAST superstar. I'm gonna pound his ass!" Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with Tim Cash. Cash said he's still sore from last week but looks forward to facing Mister Dick for the World title at the Motor City Spectacular. Brannigan then brought up Dick saying he was gonna treat Cash like any other OAOAST superstar, to which Cash replied, "I wouldn't want it any other way."

Promos from Tim Cash & Mr. Dick

What KC said. I can only imagine what you and Patty had planned for the fall. I'm sure it would've rocked.

THE MATCH * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER This is your HeldDOWN main event! Sanctioned by the OAOAST, it’s for THE OAOAST 6-MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Are you ready? “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” BUFFER OAOAST Galaxy, ARE… YOU… READY? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world… Ladies and gentlemen… LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! "Parade of the Charioteers" blares through the speakers as King Landon and Queen Esther walk to the ring arm in arm, James Blonde and Faqu right behind. BUFFER Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 717 pounds… the reigning and defending OAOAST 6-man tag team champions... the team of "THE TRENDSETTER" JAMES BLONDE... "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FAQU... and accompanied to the ring by QUEEN ESTHER, the 2010 King of the Ring... KING LANDON MADDIX! Presenting THE CUCARACHA KINGDOM!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Queen Esther holds the ropes open for King Landon who spins inside theatrically. COLE As longtime viewers know, the champion or champions are usually introduced last. Clearly the OAOAST is buying Tim Cash a bit more time for Baron Windels and OAOAST World Champion Mr. Dick, both of whom have yet to make it back from San Francisco where they were promoting the upcoming HeldDOWN~! scheduled for the first week of May earlier in the day. COACH It’s not like Baron Windels to miss a flight or Mr. Dick to pass up a shot at championship gold, so they likely ran into transportation problems. COLE Couldn’t they have called or sent a text to let everybody know what’s going on? COACH Maybe they’re with Jesse Ventura in Mexico. He’s got no TV down there. I’d go crazy without TV, phone or internet! “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down cues and Tim Cash emerges solo, a look of concern on his face. BUFFER And their opponent… from Peoria, Illinois... weighing 220 pounds… wrestling's last real good guy... "GENTLEMAN" TTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM CCAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Cash peaks over his shoulder on the way down the aisle in hopes BW and MD will be there behind him, but no. His back turned Cash is blindsided by Faqu. * DINGDINGDING * Faqu tosses Cash inside and gets met by a series of forearm smashes that have little effect. So Cash STOMPS Faqu’s foot and sprints off the ropes… but right into a SAMOAN DROP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Faqu whips Cash to the buckle and roars at the top of his lungs. Luckily for Cash, he avoids a corner avalanche and executes a SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash ducks a clothesline and scores with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK, and then a MISSLE DROPKICK!! COLE You go boyfriend! COACH :huh: James Blonde runs in and gets hip tossed for his trouble. Blonde reverses a whip but Cash slides through his legs, leapfrogs him on the rebound and Blonde collides with Faqu! COACH I think I’d rather be in a car wreck than crash into Faqu. COLE He’s built Ford tough alright. And we’ll be in the home of the Ford motor company next week, Detroit, for the Motor City Spectacular live on TSM and The Pit in Canada. Cash gives Blonde and Faqu a DOUBLE COCONUT, but it doesn’t faze the Samoan Wrecking Ball one bit. Quick thrust kick levels Cash and King Landon immediately demands the tag. COLE Oh yeah, only once his team’s in firm control does King Landon want in. What a glory whore he is. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! In no mood to break a sweat tonight, King Landon tags out. Up top goes James Blonde, but Cash moves and Blonde smacks his knee on the canvas! COACH The lights were on but nobody was home there. Cash hooks the legs and just about has Blonde turned over in THE MIDWEST SLING when Faqu breaks it up with a HEADBUTT. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE With Cash all by his lonesome we can expect plenty of that. Cash isn’t alone for long, however. THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS take their place in his corner, much to the horror of the King and Queen. COACH What are those idiots doing? COLE I think Tim Cash just found him a couple of partners. Decked out in their street clothes, Simon and Ned rally the crowd behind Cash. But it’s not enough to prevent the corner clothesline/bulldog combo delivered by Blonde. The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Simon makes the save! COACH Don’t tell me the referee is gonna allow the Orange County Cobras to participate in the match. That should be a DQ. Blonde whips Cash to the corner and tags King Landon. After a barrage of forearm strikes King Landon snaps Cash over and repeatedly kicks him in the face. COLE Tim Cash being forced to Kiss the Royal Feet of King Landon. Insulting as it is painful. King Landon follows a jawbreaker with a nonchalant cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! The Handsome Hustler doesn’t stop there, though. He stomps a mud hole in the King’s ass and walks it dry! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Go in there and save your King, you fools. As if he heard Coach, Blonde jumps in and eats a clothesline. Meanwhile, a tag is made and Faqu decks Ned with an open-handed thrust. Faqu next turns his attention to Cash, splashing him in the corner. Cash drops to the seat of his pants and Faqu delivers his trademark RUNNING BUTT SMASH~! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Faqu lifts Cash off the mat and gives him a HIGH ANGLE BACKDROP SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! Faqu again lifts Cash’s shoulders off the mat. Laid out mid-ring, Cash is helpless as Faqu scales the buckles. COACH Faqu’s gonna turn Tim Cash into a human pancake, Cole. COLE More importantly, the match will be over if he connects. Suddenly Faqu loses his balance thanks to the O.C. Cobras shaking the top rope and CROTCHES himself! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" FAQU :o Ned receives the tag and with Faqu stranded on the top rope easily performs THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! COACH Talk about luck. No way Ned gets Faqu up if he were still on his feet. COLE You need a little luck in life sometimes. Rather than go for the cover Ned tags Simon and the O.C. Cobras drop THE ATOMIC BLOND~! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT… AND WITH AUTHORITY! Simon quickly delivers a DDT, but Faqu pops right back up. COACH (laughs) You know what they say about blonds, Cole. Simon just forgot Faqu is Samoan. Faqu lets out a mighty roar, which turns into a painful cry after Simon thumbs him in the eye! COLE Smarter than your average blond is Simon Singleton. What a counter there. The O.C. Cobras tag and then whip Faqu in for THE DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK. Unbeknownst to them, however, was a blind tag by King Landon who sneaks in as the ref escorts Simon to the corner and executes a LUNGBLOWER on Ned! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" King Landon slaps the mat in frustration, then attempts to make Ned GO 2 SLEEP… but the Handsome Hustler floats over and delivers a PILEDRIVER! The cover. COLE We’re gonna have new champions! The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BLONDE! Bedlam ensues as Simon jumps on Blonde, then Faqu on Simon, followed by Cash on Faqu. Simon dumps Blonde outside and the O.C. Cobras assist Cash against Faqu. Amazingly, Faqu still puts up a tough fight. He flings Simon over the top and floors Ned. If things couldn’t get any wilder, “Motherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue blasts over the loud speakers. COACH Oh, shit. The crowd erupts as OAOAST World Champion/tag title co-holder MISTER DICK and fellow tag champion BARON WINDELS charge the ring. COLE They’re here! The Lone Star Gunslingers are here! No longer officially part of the match, BW is restrained by the official. That doesn’t stop MD, though. Unafraid to break the rules he sneaks in and gives CASH A STIFF KICK JUST MILLISECONDS AFTER CASH DECKS KING LANDON!! COLE Oh… my! MD stands around in utter disbelief before going to BW’s aid outside. The tag champs brawl with Blonde and Faqu as King Landon covers Cash. COLE He's not the legal man, ref! COACH With all this confusion I don't think the referee knows who is the legal man. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE Like thieves in the night, the Cucaracha Kingdom steal one. BUFFER The winners of the match… and still 6-man tag team champions… "THE TRENDSETTER" JAMES BLONDE... "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FAQU... and KING LANDON MADDIX… THE CUCARACHA KINGDOM!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Queen Esther celebrates with her King and his men. Meanwhile, BW, Simon and Ned tend to Cash while MD shakes his head in disgust. COACH All hail King Landon and his Cucaracha Kingdom. They just defeated 5 men, Cole. COLE The look on Mr. Dick’s face says it all, ladies and gentlemen. You can tell his sick to his stomach over the events that lead to the Cucaracha Kingdom retaining here tonight. And folks, we are running low on time. We thank you for joining us tonight and hope to see you again next week for the Motor City Spectacular. Until then, have a goodnight!

To open the start of the show, please. [size=4][color=#00BFFF][b]-OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-[/b][/size] [/color] The show opens with TIM CASH frantically pacing backstage. CASH Where could they be? Cash exit’s the picture. COLE Where could WHO be?!? COACH Parts Unknown or maybe Reno, Nevada. *mimics rimshot* Cole sighs as we cut away to Miley. [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA[/video]

Promo COLE In case you’ve joined us late, earlier tonight we saw Tim Cash worried as can be. We now understand it’s because his partners in tonight’s 6-man tag title match, One & Only World tag team champions the Lone Star Gunslingers, have yet to arrive at the arena. For more on that we send it to our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. Backstage we go where Brannigan is with Tim Cash. BRANNIGAN All right, thank you very much. As you can see, I’m here with Tim Cash, who’s been told by OAOAST management to begin searching for new partners in the event Baron Windels and World Heavyweight Champion Mr. Dick don’t arrive before bell time or else forfeit the match. CASH Soldiers don’t quit, Tony. I’d rather enter the battlefield alone than forfeit. But I won’t have to because I know Baron and Jock will make it. Obviously they had some kind of transportation problem. But they’ll here. I promise you. Cash wanders off. BRANNIGAN Tim Cash, quite the optimist. Back to you.

I've seen him over at TRTSM so he's still around.

Crappy feedback time! Hilarious COD skit. Imagine all the awards Molly must be piling up following COD around. Fun match between Lolly and PR/Maggie. J-Max/Mariachi vs. the LDCMG was awesome. MOTN: J-Max & Mariachi vs. the LDCMG Quote of the Show: "Oh, honey, what is the bible besides a heavy book to throw at us Jews?" -- Krista Isadora Duncan

6 Man Tag Title Match Landon Maddix, James Blonde & Faqu © vs. Mr. Dick, Baron Windels & Tim Cash

THE MATCH “Motherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue hits and the One & Only World tag team champions head to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, accompanied by MALAYSIA… from SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, at a total combine weight of 503 pounds… THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS and OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Malaysia to her knees and MD directs her head towards his crotch where the OAOAST Championship hangs out from his short shorts, which she pulls off with her mouth. COACH It suddenly got a little hot in here, Cole. COLE Quite an entrance for the reigning OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. The music dies down and the anticipation builds for the next introduction. BUFFER And their opponents, from Los Angeles, California… "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER … to New York and all points in between… OAOAST GALAXY :huh: “Living in America” by James Brown cues to a mix reaction. BUFFER … FREEDOM and LIBERTY… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! The masked patriots proudly wave Old Glory down the aisle. COLE With all due respect to the All-American Boys, they’re not who we expected. I mean, they haven’t won a match since the Bush administration! COACH 43 not 41, so it really wasn’t too long ago. MD salutes the AAB who salute back, then shake a stunned BW’s hand. COLE Look at Baron Windels. You can tell he expected COD like all of us. Before the match begins the AAB speak with ring announcer Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the All-American Boys respectfully ask that you all please rise for the playing of our national anthem. Since it wasn’t a foreigner who requested it, the fans do stand. The anthem plays only to be cut short after MD delivers a STIFF KICK to Freedom and gives Liberty a FACIAL! COLE What the heck? COACH Maybe Mr. Dick expected a live performance and was disappointed it was an instrumental instead. COLE He can join the club. A lot of people have been disappointed tonight. In any event, that may be the shortest title match in OAOAST history. BW tries to have a word with MD but is shunned. MD executes THE COCK BLOCK and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The winners of the match and still your One & Only World tag team champions… BARON WINDELS and OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… MISTER DICK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Although a few scattered boos can be heard, they’re mostly drowned out by cheers. Unlike MD, BW isn’t in a celebratory mood. He tends to the All-American Boys while MD gloats with his two championship belts.

PROMO The crowd pops as “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down hits. COLE As Tim Cash and One & Only World tag team title co-holder Baron Windels make their way to the ring, let’s take you back to last week. It was just after Mister Dick had explained his side of the whole tag title change controversy that tempers flared between him and the man he’ll defend the OAOAST Championship against at the Motor City Spectacular, Tim Cash. [quote=OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, Last Week]BARON Hey Jock, you don’t have to explain anything to me, man. The video backed up your story. But you know, with all the controversy and stuff, I think it’s only right we give COD a rematch to put any doubts to rest. MISTER DICK Rematch?!? BARON ASAP. MISTER DICK (to Cash) This is your idea, isn’t it? CASH :huh: MISTER DICK You can’t handle the fact I did in ONE NIGHT what you couldn’t do in ONE YEAR… and that’s carry BW to tag team gold. Cash decks MD! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE That was too much for the mild manner Tim Cash to handle. Malaysia lunges towards Cash but is restrained by BW. When Cash turns to see the fuss behind him MD attacks. COACH We got all hell breaking loose, Mikey Cole. OAOAST officials rush the ring as BW desperately tries to get MD off Cash. It’s only until Malaysia intervenes that order is restored. [/quote] Back live in the arena, Cash motions for the crowd to pipe down. Kindly of course. CASH Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I have something to get off my chest. Last week I let my emotions get the best of me and not only embarrassed myself, the OAOAST but also my dear friend Baron Windels. Rather than discuss things in a civil matter I chose to act out in violence. So at this time I want to publicly apologize to the entire OAOAST Galaxy, the OAOAST itself and Baron Windels for my inexplicable behavior. I’d also like to apologize to Mister Dick. Like me I’m sure he regrets his choice of words as well last week. “Motherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue blasts through the speakers and Mr. Dick marches ringside accompanied by Malaysia. COLE We’ve got company, Coach. And not just anybody, but the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion himself. MD pulls a microphone out of his crotch. COACH Sorry Cole. Mister Dick had a mic in his pants. He wasn’t happy to see you. COLE (sarcastically) I’m crushed. MISTER DICK Tim Cash, I accept your apology. But I don’t regret a damn thing I said. CASH :o MISTER DICK Like they say, the truth hurts. Your cheap shot last week proved it. Although I gotta admit, I was pretty impressed. I didn’t think you had the balls. BARON Damnit, Jock. I thought we agreed to bury the hatchet? MISTER DICK It’s 6 feet under BW. I just want his scrawny ass to know we’re two different people. See, I ain’t afraid to thumb somebody in the eye or do whatever it takes to win. What you see is what you get. Kissing babies and helping little old bags across the street ain’t my deal, but pounding ass in and out of the ring is. COACH I bet you know a thing or two about getting your ass pounded, Cole. *laughs* MISTER DICK And next week we’re gonna pound some ass in 6-man action, no homo. And when we come out on top, it’s gonna be as the new 6-man tag team champions. COLE The Cucaracha Kingdom vs. Mr. Dick, Baron Windels and Tim Cash for the 6-man tag titles here next week!?! MISTER DICK Before we start thinking about next week though, BW and I gotta worry about tonight. See, I thought over what you said last week. You know, putting to rest any doubts people had about the way we won the tag titles by giving them the match they all want to see. Well I can’t think of any better time than tonight. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Are you kidding me? COLE It’s gonna happen live tonight. MD and Malaysia exit, but only after BW assures MD giving the people what they want is the right thing to do. Citizen Soldiers then play to the crowd as we go to break.

Lone Star Gunslingers & Tim Cash promo +

I didn't even know she was still their manager! But yeah, I always forget her. As for the show, it was very good. at Leon handcuffing his MITB briefcase to himself. MVP of the show. Nice debut for Victor. Love Biff's superhero gimmick. But not as much as King Landon & Queen Esther. They're awesome.

"Slither" by Velvet Revolver blasts through the speakers as former tag team champions Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard head to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Seattle, Washington... TERRY VALENTINE! His partner, from Memphis, Tennessee... JERRY PRESLEY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" VALENTINE & PRESLEY :angry: BUFFER And their opponents… from Orange County, California, total combine weight 460 pounds, 3-time former World tag team champions... SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon acknowledges the crowd while Ned is all business. Off come the vests and we're ready for action. * DINGDINGDING * Valentine grabs a side headlock on Simon and is quickly shoved off into the ropes, the victim of a hip toss on the rebound. Following a dropkick the O.C. Cobras tag. Simon executes a drop toehold as Ned drives the ELBOW into the back of the head! COLE Beautiful double-team work right there. You know Simon and Ned would love to get another crack at the One & Only World tag team championship currently held by Mr. Dick and Baron Windels. Ned rams Valentine into the top buckle, then STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY! COACH The Handsome Hustler showing some fire tonight. I haven't seen him this aggressive in a while. Back elbow levels Valentine, who immediately tags out. His partner isn’t anymore successful. Ned makes short work of Presley and tags Simon. A double whip is followed by THE DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! COLE Get ready Michael Buffer. This one is about to be over. Ned slams Presley mid-ring, then launches Simon off the top! COACH Atomic Blond! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard make short work of Terry Valentine and Jerry Presley on HeldDOWN~! COACH They never stood a chance, Cole. The O.C. Cobras meant business tonight. COLE We'll be back!

“Motherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue hits and Mr. Dick heads to the ring draped in championship gold, Malaysia by his side. BUFFER Introducing one-half of your ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and the current undisputed HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Once inside the squared circle MD and Malaysia are showered with golden pyro. COLE The OAOAST Galaxy still buzzing about last week’s tag title match; how they changed hands in particular. COACH The guy’s name is Mister Dick, Cole. What did people expect, for him to all of a sudden become a Tim Cash-clone? He’d never win another match! MD stares at himself on the AngleTron, microphone in hand. MISTER DICK Mr. T, eat your heart out. Nobody’s ever made wearing this much gold look so good. But I’m not out here to pity that fool. *laughs* I’m here to teabag everybody in the OAOAST Galaxy questioning where I stand after last week. See, I pinned Krista Isadora Duncan yet again right smack in the middle of the ring. First time it was break her unpinned streak in singles competition, and the second time was to capture the One & Only World tag team championship. COLE Along with Baron Windels, I might add. MISTER DICK Apparently this has Krista’s panties in a bunch, not to mention some in the “OAOAST Galaxy.” Let’s take a look to see why. [b][color=orange]OAOAST HeldDOWN~![/color] LAST WEEK[/b] [quote]MD sets Krista for THE COCK BLOCK, but she floats over and hits THE CODEBREAKER! COLE KIDology! The cover but no count as the ref is busy trying to breakup Alix/BW. This allows Malaysia to sneak in and whack Krista with her CAT O’NINE TAILS. NO!! Tim Cash slides in and yanks it away. COACH What does that idiot think he’s doing? COLE Trying to keep the playing field leveled, that’s what. Krista spots Cash with the whip and confronts him. Cash denies any ill intent but Krista doesn’t buy it, especially with Malaysia at his side. Mr. Dick then sees the whip in Krista’s possession and kicks her low, which he follows with THE COCK BLOCK! MD covers Krista in compromising fashion as Malaysia takes Cash out with her. ONE! TWO! THREE!!![/quote] MISTER DICK As the video clearly shows, I only acted in self-defense. See, I was still woozy so when I saw Krista with Malaysia’s whip I didn’t know whether she was gonna toss it out of the ring or use it as a weapon. It was a chance I didn’t want to take so I went downstairs to protect myself, Malaysia and Tim Cash. Whether Krista or the asswipes in the OAOAST Galaxy -- and you know who you are -- believe that or not I really don’t give a damn. Hell, those who don’t can just swallow it! “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down cues and Tim Cash accompanies Baron Windels ringside. MISTER DICK Just the man I wanted to see. The other half of your One & Only World tag team champions… Baron Windels! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MISTER DICK Listen BW, I hope you’re not upset I never returned your messages last week. When this whole deal hit, man, I just had to get away from it all, you know? I mean, the level some people will stoop. BARON Hey Jock, you don’t have to explain anything to me, man. The video backed up your story. But you know, with all the controversy and stuff, I think it’s only right we give COD a rematch to put any doubts to rest. MISTER DICK Rematch?!? BARON ASAP. MISTER DICK (to Cash) This is your idea, isn’t it? CASH :huh: MISTER DICK You can’t handle the fact I did in ONE NIGHT what you couldn’t do in ONE YEAR… and that’s carry BW to tag team gold. Cash decks MD! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE That was too much for the mild manner Tim Cash to handle. COACH Is that guy Alix? COLE Alix? COACH You know, stupid. COLE :rolleyes: Malaysia lunges towards Cash but is restrained by BW. When Cash turns to see the fuss behind him MD attacks. COACH We got all hell breaking loose, Mikey Cole. OAOAST officials rush the ring as BW desperately tries to get MD off Cash. It’s only until Malaysia intervenes that order is restored. COLE Ladies and gentlemen, we need to get things under control out here. Don’t you go away. We’ll be back!

I need a bit of a break this week, so an MD promo.

Ginobili. Is. Awesome. It was great to see the Timmy of old as well, not the old man Timmy seen at times this season. Hope is back on the radar after falling off. But at "The King". MJ would've sunk those free throws. Likewise Kobe.

I'll post mine once I read the show. Hard to believe we've done 9 of these.

Since I'm sorta like the Vince McMahon of the OAOAST, no! But it would be kinda cool if we got a bunch of old names to contribute something for AM X.

Papacita! Dude, you're missed. Your graphics were awesome. AM IV & V being my favorites. Wishful thinking, but if you have the time maybe you could cook something up for AngleMania X (logo I mean). It's a long ways away but it'd be nice to have some of the old guys be apart somehow.

* DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER This is your HeldDOWN main event! Sanctioned by the OAOAST, it’s for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Are you ready? “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” BUFFER ¿Todos mi amigos, estás listo? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world… Ladies and gentlemen… LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! “Motherfucker of the Year” by Motley Crue hits and Mr. Dick charges onstage like a wild bull, whereas Baron Windels is calm, cool and collected. BUFFER Introducing the challengers, themselves former tag champions who tonight team for the first time in many years. They both hail from SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, and weigh-in at a combine 503 pounds… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS and the newly crowned OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Dick enters the ring noticeably agitated, perhaps due to the fact Buffer neglected to mention MALAYSIA, but high-fives BW and holds the title high for all to see. COLE Never thought I’d say this, but it’s great to see Malaysia ringside. In case you don’t know why, be sure to catch the encore presentation of AngleMania IX all this weekend. COACH I was there live and I’m still gonna order the encore presentation. It definitely was the world’s largest orgy of fun. In fact, I bet you had an orgy with those oiled up dudes who brought you to the ring, Cole. COLE I was in heaven the whole night. By which I mean the show! “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne cues and COD get their big intro I’m too lazy to look up/write. BUFFER And their opponents… from the City of Angels, they are THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN, ALIX MARIA SPEZIA… CCHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIICCKKSSSSSSSSS OOOOVVVEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Alix high-fives every hand in sight, including those of our broadcast team. ALIX (to Coach) I voted for you. Well, actually Krista did. I preferred the hockey mom because she reminded me of Krista, the wrestling mom. Krista wasn’t too thrilled with the comparison. COLE (laughing) The election was two years ago. ALIX I know but I just now remembered. Later gators. COACH I’m more disturbed by the fact Alix thinks all brothers look alike. All 4 participants meet mid-ring for pre-match handshakes, though Krista and Mr. Dick are quick to wipe their hands afterward. COLE Obviously there are still bitter feelings between Mr. Dick and Krista. Who can forget their match last year at AngleMania VIII where Mr. Dick became the first person ever to pin Krista in a singles match? As everyone takes their places, TIM CASH joins the guys at Sofa Central. COLE Tim Cash, welcome! CASH Great to be here guys. Thanks for inviting me. COACH You invited yourself, but whatever. Trying to steal the spotlight are you? CASH No, sir. Just the opposite in fact. That’s why I waited till the end to come out. COACH Of the closet? COLE Coach! * DINGDINGDING * Alix strikes a fencing pose and shouts “en garde” as the bell sounds, to which BW responds with a quick arm drag. COACH If Alix had her phone, she’d get a text from Melody that reads “Fail.” CASH Melody’s too nice to do that. Well, at least to a friend. Alix charges ahead, but BW leapfrogs her and drops down on the rebound. Quick to react, Alix performs a CARTWHEEL and merrily claps her hands, then grabs a side headlock. BW shoves her off and drops down again. This time he’s ready when Alix attempts another cartwheel, surprising her with a monkey flip. Alix returns to a vertical base following a side headlock takedown and LICKS BW’S NIPPLE TO ESCAPE! BARON :lol: ALIX : ) COLE Who says you can’t learn anything watching TV? We just learned Baron Windels is ticklish! COACH I got a little stiff in the pants. How bout you Tim? CASH It’s been a very entertaining match so far. COACH Do you even like girls? CASH Oh, sure. I like Krista, Alix, Jade, Maya, Melody… They’re all very nice girls. COACH I think we’ve found you a new partner, Cole. Alix and BW bump fists, then lockup. Hip toss plants Alix flat on her back, but she kicks BW away and dropkicks him! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both pop to their feet and tag out to a huge ovation. COACH Here we go. COLE The crowd already buzzing in anticipation of this showdown. Mr. Dick and Krista come eye to eye, nose to nose. Krista none too shy in expressing her desire to be World Champion once again, prompting MD to knee her in the gut. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE You’d think Tim Duncan just kneed Kobe Bryant in the groin the way this crowd reacted. CASH Timmy’s too good a guy to do that. Although what we just saw was a bit of a cheap shot, in my opinion. COACH Pretty much everything is a cheap shot in your book. Anyway, a lot of times you’ll see a guy lose his edge after becoming a fan favorite, not Mr. Dick. He’s still very physical in the ring. Face-first into the buckle goes… NO! Krista puts on the brakes and it’s MD who eats turnbuckle. Again. And again. And again. But MD reverses a whip and squashes Krista in the far corner. COLE Bite My Giant Dick! Krista stumbles out but manages to duck a STIFF KICK, which she answers with THE HEBREW HAMMER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COD tag and deliver a DOUBLE BACKDROP. Alix then channels her inner Scotty 2 Hotty by doing THE WORM. ALIX W… O… R… * awkward pause * “M!” ALIX Oh right. M. Suddenly MD kips up and gives Alix a FACIAL (discus punch)! KRISTA :angry: CASH (sighs) I keep telling Jock he’s got to keep the fist open because a closed one is against the rules. MD tags out and motions for BW to cover Alix, but he’s reluctant to do so. COLE Baron Windels still clearly stunned over what just took place. I mean, talk about impact. COACH Yeah, that had to knock the stupid out of her. CASH Well that wasn’t very nice. COACH There’s no time to be nice in the ring against COD. When you got one down you gotta finish them or they‘ll finish you. MD tags himself back in and put the boots to Alix, then rams her into the buckle and follows up with a series of right jabs. Irish whip leads to a MILITARY PRESS SLAM and the cover, but only after MD thrust his pelvis in Krista’s direction. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY KRISTA! COLE A little extra something behind that blow. You know Krista took exception to Dick’s pelvic action. MD holds Alix up for BW following a tag, but rather than punch or kick her BW executes a snap mare. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! BW hooks Alix for a vertical suplex only to be wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! NO! BW kicks out, catches Alix in mid-air as she attempts a springboard spear and delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM that sends her outside. Krista goes to her partner’s aid but is cut off by the referee. COACH What did I tell you? You gotta finish the job when you have a member of COD down. Baron Windels almost cost his team tag title gold because he wanted to be a good guy. You’re a bad influence Cash. CASH The only thing bad is your breath. COLE Let’s keep it civil, guys. Out on the arena floor, Malaysia scoops Alix up and DRIVES HER INTO THE RINGPOST! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CASH :o COLE Unlike her main squeeze, Malaysia not as popular in San Antonio or other OAOAST arenas for that matter. COACH As they say, old habits die hard. BW watches in disbelief as Malaysia casually rolls Alix back in. All MD can do is shrug his shoulders. But again BW can’t take advantage of the situation, forcing MD to tag himself back in. MD delivers an inverted atomic drop, the prelude to the clothesline from hell… but Alix counters with a CRUCIFIX PIN! COACH Isn’t that blaspheme given COD’s lifestyle?!? The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Alix frantically crawls between MD’s legs and tags Krista! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Krista and MD trade blows, with Krista initially getting the better of it until MD fights back to a loud ovation. He whips Krista across but gets taken down by a flying head scissors. Krista holds on to the hold to perform THE PUSH UP FACE CRUSHER! COLE Krista taking it to the World Champion. Krista whips MD into the ropes and leapfrogs him. MD stops and turns right into an inverted atomic drop, then gets nailed with a… NO! MD ducks the super kick and with FULL PENETRATION drives Krista into the mat courtesy of a full nelson slam! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY ALIX! Alix gives MD a piece of her mind and gets drilled by a BW flying lariat! COACH It’s on now, fellas. MD sets Krista for THE COCK BLOCK, but she floats over and hits THE CODEBREAKER! COLE KIDology! The cover but no count as the ref is busy trying to breakup Alix/BW. This allows Malaysia to sneak in and whack Krista with her CAT O’NINE TAILS. NO!! Tim Cash slides in and yanks it away. COACH What does that idiot think he’s doing? COLE Trying to keep the playing field leveled, that’s what. Krista spots Cash with the whip and confronts him. Cash denies any ill intent but Krista doesn’t buy it, especially with Malaysia at his side. Mr. Dick then sees the whip in Krista’s possession and kicks her low, which he follows with THE COCK BLOCK! COLE Dick, no! MD covers Krista in compromising fashion as Malaysia takes Cash out with her. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… and your NEEWWW One & Only World tag team champions… BARON WINDELS and the reigning OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MD tosses a tag belt to BW and poses with his 2 titles. COACH New tag champions, Mikey Cole! COLE The Lone Star Gunslingers ride again. Oh my! [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

COD/LDCMG promo + LDCMG in action (already posted in GCF) Plus another match

Just the LDCMG. Moneymaker's too smart. And Confessions of a Kristaholic was in the first draft of the match, the finish in fact. I took it out in favor of Maya getting her revenge on Moneymaker.