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The Sparkled Robin is swooping on the cockamouse. Let's go to the mall. Shockey will provide further information.

Traffic the last 3 days has been higher than any non-PPV or Raw period in the last year. People like to watch trainwrecks, I guess. One simple message from Mike to the old "regime" to the effect of "Hey, I'm turning things over to someone else in a week. Thanks for everything" could have prevented a lot of this, you know. There still would have been some bitching, but it would have been a hell of a lot more peaceful transition. Plus, allowing CWM or someone to make one post informing people that are interested that they can join the new board would have prevented this PM business. Mike wasn't courteous to them, so why the hell should they be the same to him?

Intercontinental Title: William Regal vs. Chris Jericho © The APA and Tazz vs. The Right To Censor Hardcore Title Three-Way: Kane vs. Big Show vs. Raven © European Title: Eddie Guerrero vs. Test © Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit Women's Title: Chyna vs. Ivory © Shane McMahon vs. Vince McMahon (Special Referee: Mick Foley) TLC II: The Hardyz vs. Edge and Christian vs. The Dudley Boyz © Gimmick Battle Royal HHH vs. The Undertaker WWF Championship: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock © For the record, yes it is.

"A gentleman's wager!" "HUZZAH!!" How badly do you think Bays and Thomas wanted to cast Danny Glover as the Lazer Tag owner?

Some of the lighting choices make her look like Casper, though.

I'm honestly shocked there's blood in the Legends of WrestleMania game. It's pretty prominent too; when a guy is busted open there's a big cut on his forehead and blood spatters on his chest. Yet they B&W Austin bleeding at 13 and Bret bleeding at 8.

What the FUCK was Nova thinking there?

For some reason I actually like WaW's multiplayer better than Modern Warfare. I think it's because there seems to be more variety in the weapons.

So...they bleep Bradshaw saying "ass" during his promo before the 6-man but they don't when he says it during the Fort Hood rally video.

There was some Naked Brothers Band and ICarly stuff put up a few months ago, so it isn't completely out of left field. I'm surprised we haven't had Hannah Montana or Jonas Brothers songs added yet (though I saw plenty of shitty Hannah Montana Guitar Hero knockoffs around Christmas at work).

14-Man Tournament to Crown Undisputed WWF Champion Participants: Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase Hacksaw Jim Duggan Don Muraco Dino Bravo Greg Valentine Ricky Steamboat Randy Savage Butch Reed Bam Bam Bigelow One Man Gang Ravishing Rick Rude Jake The Snake Roberts Hulk Hogan Andre The Giant 20-Man Invitational Battle Royale The Ultimate Warrior vs. Hercules IC Title Match: Brutus Beefcake vs. The Honky Tonk Man © The Islanders and Bobby Heenan vs. The British Bulldogs and Koko B Ware Tag Title Match: Demolition vs. Strike Force © A word of warning: Part 1 clocks in at 1:30 and Part 2 is 2:00. Brew some coffee before watching.

I'm watching it again and totally forgot about Creed putting coins into the copier. Oscar: "I think it's 75 cents." Creed: "Hmm, that's a lot."

Damn, that's some quality DLC coming out next week. For the unaware C'mon C'mon is used as the theme to Rescue Me.

Also Michael's "Oh shit!" look when the interviewee told him "it's brutal out there."

3 out of 4 ain't bad. Watching Duke get spanked is always fun to see as well.

The battle between Kelly and Angela is fantastic. "They had a sundae bar! I didn't have any because I want to stay trim." "She's a special person. She's turning 50 this year!" There were a ton of those moments tonight. I agree with Boon; I wouldn't mind them carrying this on to next season. "Typical American arrogance. That's what dragged us into a war we had no buisness being involved in: World War II."

Push the stick away from the opponent then press A to pick them up. That's also how you Irish Whip.

Don't Stop Believin' is coming to Rock Band in the near future. Now where the fuck is You Give Love A Bad Name?!

I still love when Taker chokeslams Hunter off that scaffold area and the camera angle makes it seem like he tossed him like 10 feet to the concrete floor, but the replay clearly shows Hunter only going about 5 feet and landing on a foam pad about a foot thick.

I think I'd go a point higher because Royal Rumbles are actually FUN now.

So now that 24 has wrapped up and LOST does so on Wednesday, I can move on to my next favorite series. Last season had Tommy's son die, Lou get taken by a prostitute, the only female firefighter on the show leave and Teddy get arrested for shooting the drunk driver that killed Tommy's son. The premiere is next Tuesday at 10 on FX. I remember that there are SOME fans of the show around here.

Either that or the tank that ruptured was some sort of liquid nitrogen coolant.

Tremendous. Just tremendous. Barney was right: Why the hell is Ted starting his own firm in this economy?

And if you come by a lake filled with sulfuric acid, just jump into the nearest wooden speedboat; it can handle it. If you have to wade the last few feet to bring the boat in, let grandma do it.