Guest Mr Monday Night Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Hey sorry if I piss someone off with this question, but what are the stories behind these jokes. I understand the HHH one, about how he is banging the main booker and is behind alot of the younger stars being held down, but what is the story of Bradshaw, and the Hoss jokes. Any explaination would be appreciated.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Bradshaw - stories of ritualized hazing in the lockerrooms that could/could not have to do with anal rape.... though it has been said that he has tied people up and such... HOSSES - J.Rs orgasming of anyone over 6'6" and 300 lbs....ya know...people like Crash Holly... .....talking about football backgrounds and other such nonsense....
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 JR has an orgasm over people he calls "Hosses". Basically, big lugs who played football. He'll also refer to them as "Studs" and "Insert Animal Name Here". Notable Hosses: Bradshaw, Brock Lesnar, Albert (He's a Stud), Test, Undertaker, and Kane. And when Matt from Tough Enough 2 comes in, he'll be a Hoss too.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Please don't encourage them. They tell the "jokes" enough already. -Shiro
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Jokes? What jokes? wait...guys...jokes are supposed to be funny....
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 people think they are funny. they aren't.
Guest mach7 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Hey sorry if I piss someone off with this question, but what are the stories behind these jokes. I understand the HHH one, about how he is banging the main booker and is behind alot of the younger stars being held down, but what is the story of Bradshaw, and the Hoss jokes. Any explaination would be appreciated. Correction. Triple H is "banging" the head of the creative department. Too many people confuse "bookers" with "writers." Bookers decide who gets the win/push, and writers write the storylines/circumstances/angles around the pushes/incidents. But, in today's WWE, those two terms might as well be melded together because it seems like writers are getting more power as time goes on. When Russo was originally with the WWF, he wrote the stuff. Whatever Vince [McMahon] liked, he booked. When Russo went to WCW, he was given the power to book AND write, which is why all that we saw was complete and utter shit.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 people think they are funny. they aren't. Like The Rock's promos!
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I'll say one thing in The Rock's defense. His promos are always interesting, and even if he is a catchphrase-machine, he hasn't lowered himself to (What?) the (What?) point of stupidity (What?) yet. See my point? -Shiro
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Yea, but they're like mainstream rap songs, slight variations on the exact same thing... I just can't get over his new shirt. "You Bring the Ass"... sure, there's a front of the shirt too, but it'd be funny if somebody just sewed the back onto a new shirt and wore it out to go pick up chicks. Sure, it sounds like one of those stupid Jamie Kennedy/Tom Green type skits, but as annoying as it was on the whole there'd probably be one funny moment. Like The Rock's promos! I'll admit even I laugh at some, but the majority are just too cut and paste for me to appreciate.
Guest Mr Monday Night Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I'll admit even I laugh at some, but the majority are just too cut and paste for me to appreciate. I got to agree. I think the Rock's promos are funny sometimes, but alot of the things I find funny are how the interviewer (Coach, Michael Cole, etc) react, when the Rock throws his shirt on their head, or does his hand motions to them. Also, another thing with Coach, did anyone else notice how the WWE is trying to turn the whitest black man in the WWE blacker? I think we all can agree Coach is a whitey at heart.
Guest jester Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 another thing with Coach, did anyone else notice how the WWE is trying to turn the whitest black man in the WWE blacker? I think we all can agree Coach is a whitey at heart. And is it just me, or does Coach look like he's been wearing heavy eyeshadow for the last few shows? jester
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