Should Outcast invest in a fence for his lawn?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Horray!! It's the great Grand Slam Mark Stevens...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GET OFF THE LAWN!

 

Da "equal opportunity meanie" H

[Guest BigTim2002]

OHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

ONE DAY PUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*gets on the lawn and shakes Outcast and Thugg's respective hands*

[Guest Grand Slam]

::pouts::

 

Fine... I never wanted to be on the stoopid lawn anyways...

 

::sob::

 

Man guys, where's the love??

[Guest chirs3]

*sends Mark a postcard from the lawn*

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

You think THIS party on the lawn is good?

 

Wait till the pre-PPV party... woo!

[Guest BigTim2002]

We talkin PONRO~! stars, Outcast?

 

I hope so! YAY!

[Guest redbaron51]

well that lawn was part owned by the government of the United States....so Edwin is in deep doo doo then

[Guest SupaTaft]

Outcast, I was just walking on the sidewalk and was wondering, what's your acreage on your lawn? Seems it would be quite big if you have as many people on your lawn as you do. Then again, I've fit many people on my lawn in the past. Its fun when you have to start stacking.

*keeps on walking*

[Guest Ace309]

PEOPLE! The Lawn has been sprayed for potato bugs! Please clear it immediately!

 

Apologies if that gag's been pulled already, since I can't bring myself to read this horrible thread. And with that in mind...

 

+1.

[Guest chirs3]

*nosells the spray and remains on the lawn*

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::also no-sells the spray, and/or any potato bugs that may result::

 

Ain't no way I'm blowing my one-day pass! Woo! The Cure said it, but I'll say it again: this is just like heaven! Pass the strippers, Chris.

[Guest chirs3]

*nosells Edwin's request and keeps the Strippers for himself*

 

Wooooo-hooooo!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Actually Taft....there's not that many people on the lawn. Today there's just...

 

Edwin

Raynor

Me

Outcast

Sacred

The hos

The waitresses

 

...and like 2 other people that i gave passes too that i can't remember right now.

 

but you wait till the pre-PPV party! Oh, it's gonna be a blast! And if you're name's not on the list, then you're shit out of luck. GET OFF THE LAWN!

 

Oh...it's so on!

 

Da "it's gettin' hot in herre...so take off all your clothes" H

[Guest SupaTaft]

Ok, I know this'll make me sound like a total dufus, but, what is the PPV? Is it something for the SWF? Cause if so it doesn't concern me.

 

Anyways, hows about an invite to the party, you know cause I knew better than not to step on the lawn.

 

I pick up on things occaisionally...

[Guest HVilleThugg]

It is a WF thing Taft...as in Pay Per View...

 

The JL has one every now and then, but not that often. The WF has one every month...kind of like the WWE.

 

Da "injured Kevin Nash last night" H

[Guest SupaTaft]

Ok, thats good then. I can dig that.

[Guest kelloggs]

So Thugg hows that search for gopher coming along. Maybe you could put a brother on the top of the list. If you confer with Muzz, Cast and the part time members of the aforemention lawn I'm sure you'll make the right decision and pick da Franchise.

 

:::steps off the lawn while no-sells the potato bugs:::

 

Paid for by Mak Francis for Gopher

[Guest Smeghead]

/me pulls up to Outcast's pad and steps out of the car.

 

/me pulls out VIP card and shows it to Sacred.

 

Sacred waves /me through.

 

Sacred: Where the hell have you been?

 

Fallout: Out of town. Got back this afternoon. What are those two doing here?

 

Sacred: One day passes.

 

Fallout: Ah.

 

/me walks onto the lawn and waves to Raynor, Eddy Mac, and T-bone.

 

/me eyes the hos. /me gets an idea.

 

/me greets HVT and whispers something in his ear.

 

HVT points to a shed at the corner of the lawn.

 

/me goes into the shed.

 

/me comes out a moment later with a box that has several red, yellow, green, and blue circles on it.

 

Fallout: Hello ladies. Anyone up for a game of Twister?

 

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Raynor...Edwin...T-Bone...it is 11pm EDT...which means you have exactly ONE hour left on your one day passes. When 12 o'clock rolls around...

 

GET OFF THE LAWN!

 

Until then...enjoy. I encourage you to partake in the game of Twister hosted by one of our regulars here on the Lawn, Fallout. I'd play.....but......you know....the neck....yeah.

 

Da "fucking stubby, king, and bo ruining my game of twister" H

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

For the record, those who have recieved one day passes may re-apply after five days. That pass may be considered as a VIP if granted.

[Guest chirs3]

I thought mine was a VIP... was it one day only?

 

Not that I'm complaining - one day on the lawn, I can die a happy man.

 

*steps off until this is cleared up*

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Let it be written that I bailed approximately two hours ago. I slept in the street tonight.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Well, I have seven minutes, and I'd like to thank the opportunity presented to me by Thugg and Outcast for letting me be on the kick-ass lawn that IS Outcast's. I will be re-applying...and rest assured, I hope to be a common card-carrier like Fallout.

 

Let's see...seven minutes...Twister...

 

I think I can get in couple.

 

*waves to the lawn-goers as he enters the shed*

 

 

 

silence...

 

 

 

T-Bone: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

If you are still on the lawn with a one day pass...please exit the lawn immediately.

 

*sees T-Bone asleep on the lawn*

 

*throws T-Bone into oncoming traffic*

 

Da "see, that was easy" H

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Someone hire some hot French maids to clean up all of their shit...

[Guest chirs3]

*hires some hot french maids to clean up all the shit*

 

(from the street, of course)

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Excellent...

[Guest Smeghead]

Now I see why Outcast is so protective of this place. I love the lawn.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Damn right...

[Guest HVilleThugg]

*Outcast , HVT, and Sacred have a meeting about the Pre-PPV party on The Lawn. *

 

Oh...it's going to be the hypest party evar! You know you want to be there. Start grovelling and kissing major ass people because you're gonna want to be on The List since that's the only way you'll be allowed on The Lawn come party date.

 

We except bribes in the form of cash, money order, or traveler's cheques. No Personal Checks!! And these bribes are only to get on the list, as we don't except bribes for daily passes to The Lawn.

 

Da "get crackin'" H