If only _________ happened...

[Guest Downhome]

Ok, we all know that we each have guys who we are not that fond of on WWE TV. For me, I am not too high on Rikishi, nor have I been for many months now. Edge used to be on my list, but I'm coming around to getting used to him, at least for now. Anyhow...

 

...out of the guys you dislike, hate, bitch about, or whatever, what would it take for you to like them. Or, well, should I say hate them less, lol. If "blank" happened, you would lighten up on the guy. I'm sure you get the idea, so let's get to this. Also, please don't say stuff like you wish he'd be hurt, fired, etc... Let's assume for a moment that you are in charge and you MUST come up with something to do with the guys you dislike. Just don't use the cheap outs, that's just cheating.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest Austin3164life]

If only Triple H would've been booked as a heel, and not have gained 30 pounds in mass, and was able to work matches like he did before his injury, he'd still be one of my favorite wrestlers in the industry. That is all.

[Guest jester]

Triple H: Help put somone over (not necessarily as a heel, just help someone get over), cut his promo time. Cut his entrance time.

 

Stephanie: If she comes back, she should not be the focal point of any feud. Help younger heels get over as a manager. The crowd loves to boo her.

 

Vince: Stop with the molesting of the Divas already. Get him over as more of a sadist who likes manipulating the company and the people in it, just for the hell of it

 

Sean Micheals: Let someone kick the hell out of him after he mouths off, like Booker T. Or let Booker get in a vicious putdown of Micheals and the clique that really shames the all in front of the crowd. Neither are likely to happen, but hey.

 

Xpac: Shave and cut and your hair. He needs a new look and gimmick so badly.

 

Just as few at random.

 

jester

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

We're verging on NHB material but I'll play along anyway.

 

If X-Pac bothered to give a shit again in his matches, I'd like the guy more, regardless of his pissfights backstage. He'll be fired for them eventually, I'd imagine. He probably would have been gone already if not for Nash pitching to Shane.

 

Everyone's said it before, but I too would like Batista more if he had a new finisher. I mean, really, a SPINEBUSTER!?

[Guest M Nyland]

well....if Vince somehow realized that people should be over on talent and not pull...I would like him alot better..

 

...heck...he could even molest people as long as they were the talented ones and he let the non-talented ones just be shit...

[Guest phoenixrising]

If Big Show ever tried to lose some weight so he could actually move around the ring rather than being a big fat lug, I'd probably like him. He'd have to go back to his "Showster" character too.

 

If Bradshaw would drop all the Texas cheap heat references (cowboy hat, cowbell, long horns, etc.) and re-adopt his APA gimmick, I'd like him.

[Guest razazteca]

X Pac - quit doing the Bronco Buster, quit being the runt of the nWo, stop getting injuried so much, and when Kane returns do not have 489923 match with the mask man.

[Guest HartFan86]

HHH needs to lose 50 pounds.

 

Sean Waltman needs to GIVE A SHIT and actually ENJOY his job.

 

Big Show needs to grow his hair back out, lose about 75 pounds, and become something he once was.

 

Rock needs to choose wrestling or Hollywood. If he stays, good. If he leaves, good.

 

Bradshaw needs to be fired.

 

Jackie Gyada needs to sleep with me, then get fired.

 

Terri needs to gain about 50 pounds (?), maybe she can take some of HHH's roid weight.

 

Austin needs to come back.

 

Vince needs to make up with Austin. Also, go back to the commentating booth, or get off my TV forever cause you serve no purpose.

 

I can rant and rave more, but eh.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If there was a way for Rikishi to wrestle and get over WITHOUT having his ass as a focal point, I'd have no major problems with him.

 

If Mark Henry... uhhh... went back to OVW, and found a way to quicken his pace, I'd have less of a problem with him. A little personality wouldn't hurt either.

[Guest endgame722]

Triple H - Dump Steph, lose weight, turn heel, lose the intensity, cut entrance time, only backstage interviews, shorter interviews, don't get involved in booking, involved in only 1 segment per show, job cleanly to Jericho, Angle and Rock.

 

Taker - Drop the WWF Title, do sit-ups, lose the bike, get new music, never use the word 'respect' in another promo, stop touching your face during promos, job cleanly to RVD at Summerslam.

 

Steph - Should only be allowed to come back for one match if she jobs in a bra and panties match, other than that, remain off TV, find a new job that doesn't involve writing or booking in the WWF and don't get involved in WWF business that involves Triple H.

 

Vince MacMahon - Leave the show, find new writers, find new announcers, remove the restrictions of the WWF style, stop pushing wrestlers who are not over, put the Title on Angle.

 

Bradshaw - Hopeless

 

Rikishi - Hopeless

[Guest M Nyland]

boy endgame...you don't ask for much out of your WWE product...

 

 

(kidding...don't hurt me)

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I'd like John Cena more if he got mike time and declared himself, or had the announcers declare him "The Prototype".

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If Brock Lesnar was allowed to do a straight mat-wrestling/technical match, it'd finally kill those stupid "Goldberg!" chants. Another way to kill those chants (although much less realistic and practical) would be to bring in Goldberg for a one-time job to Brock.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

If Brock Lesnar was allowed to do a straight mat-wrestling/technical match, it'd finally kill those stupid "Goldberg!" chants.

Say it with me:

 

BENOIT.

 

And I'd bet it'd be ****, too.

[Guest claydude14]

if billy kidman were given some sort of personality i'd like him more. not that i don't now, just that in wcw, he actually had angles and mic time.

[Guest DrEvil]

if Rikishi remained a bad-ass type for his face turn rather than returning to being the dancing fool

 

 

if Vince would stop using his shows as an excuse to fondle beautiful women and would just get some off camera hookers to get his jollies

 

 

if HHH would realize that you can job to other talent and still maintain your heat

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

if billy kidman were given some sort of personality i'd like him more. not that i don't now, just that in wcw, he actually had angles and mic time.

Hear hear. The guy has "the look" but with no mic time and no angle, he's practically (Insert Cruiser Here) with no defined personality.

 

Also, I liked Heel Kidman better, I think.

[Guest y2jailbait]

If Albert went back to what he did in 2001 with X-Factor, which was stay on the apron or the outside and make the eventual run-in for the win, hell, he'd be over in a second. And he'd be wearing pants again

[Guest eiker_ir]

if ever HHH puts Jericho over at least once in a PPV match, i would dislike him a little bit less.....

 

 

 

[Guest saturnmark4life]

If taker tapped to angle for the title, and went back to selling for young guys like Orton and being a pissed off old guy in the midcard, i'd REALLY like him.

[Guest Anglesault]

If Test went to OVW for three years, learned how to wrestle, never touched the mic again and was used once a month as a job boy, I might like him.

[Guest papacita]

If Hulk Hogan was Shawn Michaels, he'd be my favorite wrestler...EVER!