If you had a REALLY hot cousin...

[Guest El Satanico]

Why no my good sir

 

:coughimfromohiocough:

 

whatever would make you think that

 

:coughidohavewvkinfolkcough:

[Guest GenerationNever]

Hey, Choken, got any sexy pics of your cousin?

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

Cousins that you grew up with would be a trickier proposition but ones that you see infrequently would be possible.It's all just sex.If you were careful about it and avoid any emotional attachment to it,it's just recreational sex.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

If she was hot enough, then yes I would.

[Guest Ram]

Referring to my little story, what if you met this chick who was hella hot and you were doin it and relationship goin and all...but then you find out it's your cousin. Whould you stop?

 

I dunno, I'm out of weird stuff..

Well, if neither of you knew, you wouldn't find out until the wedding when the invitees wondered where the other family was and who invited their slightly distant relatives. THAT WOULD SUCK.

[Guest Dark Fusion]

Choken ...

 

...to admit to such a thing and be ok with it, that takes guts dude, especially with such eh.... convservative people who may read that. Props to you though.

 

And as for cousins.... I think I MAY think about it, but ....all the girls in my family aren't really what I;d go for. If they were absolutely hot, then I'll say it, yeah, I'd think about it.

 

Not that I actually would. Who knows.

what i'm about to tell you, you may see as guts or just being plain cruel, disgusting, vulgar, etc.

take your pick.

 

my thoughts on this whole incest/inbred topic is as follows:

 

1. My girlfriend is from the south(Nebraska to be exact, so what would you expect)

2. She is turned on majorly by the whole idea of fucking her sister and whatnot.

3. We have debated about this before and i started to think about where she's coming from.

4. I just now realized(this may sound cruel and/or shallow, so be it) that even though they are cousins/sisters....as long as they are hott and attractive(i'm not talking about actually geting together with them as an actual relationship, but more as in just fucking)they're fuckable...no matter what anyone says..(yea sure, i started out to think this sort of thing was disgusting, but then i started to think and unfortunately/fortunately i am now turned on by this idea(this is probably way more than what you want to hear, but oh well....you asked for it)

 

heres a scenario if you will: me and my g/f in her room just talking about different things and debating about stuff(yes, we actually do debate about certain topics, she is an intelligent girl mind you)and her really atracive sister(mind you that her sister is into this stuff too i think...i'm not too sure, i have to get back to you on that) walks in....what would you normally think we or I would do?

 

A. We lock the door and have a 3some

B. Have her join in on our discussions and whatnot

or C. my g/f gets a camera and tells her sister to let me fuck her while she records..(warning....this may sound really disgusting....so if you have ate before reading this....you may want to make a stop for the restroom right about now..because it can get more vulgar if you really want it to....but good thing i'm in a good mood and will spare you....please no applause..)

 

 

and thats the bottomline.......oh and as for the answer......if you have guessed A....you are possibly 50% correct.....if you guessed B.....that would most likely happen if my g/f isnt horny.....which is not often but not rarely..so thats about 80% correct....but if you guessed C.....you get a cookie....and by cookie i mean a possible 30% correcct answer. so basically.....the incest stuff happens only on special occasions.

 

 

now thats the bottomline.

[Guest big Dante Cruz]

Just for reference, Kentucky state law says it's illegal to marry family of third cousin or closer. How do I know this? When you defend your home state all the time, you gotta know stuff...

[Guest Dark Fusion]

yup, you got that right.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I have pretty cousins, but no. No fucking way. Now, fucking their friends on the other hand...

 

As for Satanico's point about recreational sex between a good friend that is like a sibling, no. My friend Amy has been like a sister to me (albeit a very hot, sexy, sultry, fantasy-inspiring...) since we were, like, 5. And I wouldn't fuck her if given the chance, strictly because she's like my sister.

[Guest Choken One]

Bull Shit. I known my Wife since I was 7 and one of my sandbox partners didn't stop me from throwing her down.

[Guest mister foozel]

I think Choken One's story is a lot more disgusting than Dames'.

 

Dames' is just very weird, while CO's has no words to desribe it. Watching lesbo porn while sleeping naked with you cousin, AFTER watching her masterbate. How can you look at her with a straight face later on?

yeah, no shit...

 

LONG LIVE LESBO PORN LOVING CHICKS WHO ARE LESBOS BUT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE LESBO AND JUST LIKE THE PORN!

[Guest Ram]

Bull Shit. I known my Wife since I was 7 and one of my sandbox partners didn't stop me from throwing her down.

You also slept nude with your cousin watching lesbian porn.

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

OK how about this one: My mom and dad have been split up for a while, and my dad has a girlfriend and they have a kid together (my sister, who is 4 - and NO this is not about her SICKOS ). She has kids from a previous marriage, including a daughter who's smoking hot and about my age (20ish) . I've checked her out before and had some dirty ideas about what I'd like to do with her . Anyone think that's weird?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

No, because she's either your step-sister (if your dad and his girlfriend got married), or just your dad's girlfriend's daughter. Stroke away to your fantasies, my friend.

[Guest B-X]

my thoughts on this whole incest/inbred topic is as follows:

 

1. My girlfriend is from the south(Nebraska to be exact, so what would you expect)

Uh... Nebraska is considered to be the Midwest, bub.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

OK how about this one: My mom and dad have been split up for a while, and my dad has a girlfriend and they have a kid together (my sister, who is 4 - and NO this is not about her SICKOS ). She has kids from a previous marriage, including a daughter who's smoking hot and about my age (20ish) . I've checked her out before and had some dirty ideas about what I'd like to do with her . Anyone think that's weird?

As long as none of your families' blood flows in her veins, you're safe my friend. Step-sisters, cousins through marriage, etc. are all allowed, but that's about it...I don't go for any of this "well, it's my 87th cousin, so it's OK".

 

Fuck that. A cousin is a cousin, and it's sick to look at it any other way.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And I alienate myself from EVERYONE!:

 

Okay, I understand the flaws inherent in brother-sister stuff. Too many flawed genes that could come into play, but that's if there is a child had. It's still wrong on some base level, because I don't any culture allows or endorses it. I think even animals have some kind of pheremones that they put off to deter a fellow immediate family member.

 

Now for the cousin part. From a biological standpoint, it isn't that bad. The risk is shown to not be all that great, as only a very small percentage more of cousin-related children have flaws than non-related couples. But we're talking about neither knocking the girl up or anyone finding out about it. In this case, why not? The idea of an extended family is going to be dead soon anyway, so I see no problem with relations among extended family members, as long as it's within some kind of rational age range. Uncle and neice? No no no. Cousin-cousin is fine, and many(MANY) prominent and great people in history hooked up with their cousins. They may be extended family, but they are people too. I have two fine first cousins(Intimacy Goblin knows both of them), and at least two second cousins I know of. The funny part is that I doubt the first cousins would have a problem with it either. One of them is my age(well, she turns 19 before I do), and the other is 16 I think.

 

Ehh, either way, if I didn't get them pregnant and no one found out about it, sure. Don't be aghast, because remember, no one finds out about it, so say the stipulations. I haven't done any of this stuff, I'm just saying that if the opportunity arose, I probably wouldn't mind.

 

And I am now the board pariah.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: I forgot the relationship part. I wouldn't want to actually have anything like that with these two first cousins, just, as someone termed it earlier, "recreational sex."

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Booker T reading at the smark marks forum*

 

Booker: "Tell me he didn't just bump that thread!"

 

I figure we have WAY more new additions to the board since last August...so I thought maybe others would like to chime in.

[Guest Eagan469]

I figure we have WAY more new additions to the board since last August...so I thought maybe others would like to chime in.

you have no dignity, do you?

 

::ready and waiting for awkwardness::

[Guest MrRant]

Ahhh... Choken's favorite incest thread.

[Guest Jubuki]

Oddball thread to suddenly bump, but an ironic one. I have a second (or third, dunno which) cousin who's hot like the sun. I hadn't seen her before my grandmother's funeral, though (mid-2000) and had no idea she was related to me until my uncle's funeral (early last year). Early that day I was thinking, "I need to get there before I head back home," later in the day I was thinking, "How the Hell did I never meet her before so I can avoid all the shit I've had to sit here and think?" I've never bothered to speak to her, so nothing's ever gone on, but it was hard to shake the attraction even after learning the truth.

[Guest brokentusk16]

I don't have any stories of my own, but here's an interesting one that I will most likely remember till the day I die:

 

In my high school graduating class, there were two girls and a guy, all three cousins to each other (their dads were brothers). There was 1) the guy: an athlete in football, golf, ect. B) the HOT girl: another athlete, toned body, full breasts (C cup I'd guess) all around a real hottie. C) the cute girl. school's best athlete, though flatchested and VERY few curves (I had a BIG crush on her, thought she was very pretty, long story).

 

Anyway, in 10th grade Health class, I was sitting behind these two guys talking to the hot girl. They asked her if she ever thought about having sex with the cute girl, saying that it would be easier with someone she was familiar with. She just kind of giggled and said no (it was one of those jock/prep flirt sessions). Then they asked her if she would ever suck the guy cousin's dick. Again, she said no in kind of a flirty type way. I wanted to tell the girl that I'd pay $100 to see her and the cute girl go at it, but decided against it (I don't think they knew I was listening, plus I had a "nice guy" rep to maintain).

 

May not sound like much, but I will NEVER forget it!

[Guest Choken One]

Ah fuck I was hoping this thing was dead and buried like RVD'S Career...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i have no cute cousins... but if i did...

 

I'd probably follow Malibu's rules...

[Guest Vitamin X]

What is it with the recent thread of bumping super old threads?

[Guest Choken One]

it's because We forgotten how to be entertaining...

 

We must blame Banky for this...

[Guest tank_abbott]

I have a very very hot 20 year old cousin, but beyond checking her out..... yeesh... Although I have had my hand on her BUTT when I was tossing her around the pool...

 

I'm a Hoss

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

hey you gotta do what the good lord put us on this planet for, if i'm right cane must have shagged eve (whilst adam was taking a piss) so they could multiply

[Guest the r-train]

I have a hot cousin, and defenitely.

[Guest Insanityman]

Uuuhh, I have an insanely hot something (can't figure out the relationship) cousin, but no. It just seems wrong, but I did bring home a picture of her just to make my friends drool. I barely see her anyway, but she's 14 like me, I think, but all I've done and intended to do was check her out. Besides, I'd need all the pimp juices in the world even if I wanted to pick her up.

Edited May 18, 2003 by Insanityman