Guest FeArHaVoC Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Latest Commentary From Rob Van Dam The following message is from the RVD mailing list: "Well, it's been one year since I joined the fed. One year since my accessibility to my website had to be altered. Okay, it had to be virtually nonexistant. (Hey, I don't know if "virtually" really fit there but I figured with the internet-related subject, it might.) Anyway... After a year of persistent requests, I hope everyone appreciated the new Van Terminator. Brought it back this week, in an extreme way. As I've been saying for months: 'Well, I don't have Fonzie to hold the chair'...'maybe it's too hardcore'...'everyone's already seen Shane-O's version', etc. Well, if Paul Heyman's insulting ECW fans in Philly didn't call for it, what would? And if I'm going to do a Van Terminator at this stage, I'm going to do a new version to top everything previously accomplished or imitated! I'm bummed to learn that the Battle Creek show has been postponed. That sucks. I was looking forward to my homecoming debut. I'm going to need a little extra 'welcome home' support from Grand Rapids and Detroit to make up for it. Shouldn't be a problem. I filmed another Ultimate Revenge television show. Damn, that Ryan Seacrest is everywhere now. Good for him. Don't know when Black Mask 2 is coming out yet. I see a lot of fans sporting the RVD foam thumbs at the arenas. Way cool. At last, the action figures are out and if you haven't checked out one of the new video games featuring yours truly...you got something real good to look forward to. I wish I could get your feedback but I literally have no time to read email. Where does my time go? Hmmm, let's see... -Last week I left home on Thursday night to fly across the country to Washington, DC. -Arrived Friday morning and met Spike and the limo at 1:30 to go to Six Flags for a two-hour promotion appearance from 3:00 to 4:30. -Hour drive back to the arena for a 7:30 WWE show at the MCI center. -Next morning I flew to New York City. Got picked up at LaGuardia for another two-hour appearance. RVD at Fun Time USA in Brooklyn from 1:00 to 3:00. -After meeting hundreds and hundreds of RVD fans, which is always cool, it was time to head to Madison Square Garden for another night of wrestling action. I had a second ladder match with Guerrero here, that I think was better than the one everyone is still popping at from Raw. -Just a hop, skip, and 125-mile drive to Uncasville, Ct and I'm there, checking into a hotel just in time to get not enough sleep. -Next day of business starts with a two-hour DVD signing with Booker T. By the way, all of these appearances have outstanding turn outs, but what do you expect? They're here to see Rob Van Dam! -Off to the Mohegan Sun Arena and another night of wrestling. -Leaving the building that night, I had another 125 to drive to Manchester, NH. I'm glad when I can drive instead of flying. Flying gets sooooo old. -Another short night at a hotel and it's time to start another day. Monday at 1:00 pm is the check in time at the Verizon Wireless Arena where Monday Night Raw takes place. -After getting put through the announcer's table by the Vanilla Gorilla, I'm lucky to get out of there before midnight so I can find a great place to dine (yeah, right) and finally get some not-rest. -I catch a 7:00 am flight out of there and I'm back in Los Angeles Tuesday. Back home at last. Now what will I do with my 65 hours or so off? Uhhh...sleeping sounds good. That's the deal, RVD fans. Now try I need to fit in going to the gym, eating, returning phone calls - you know, regular everyday life things - but most importantly to me, spending quality time with SVD! Glad to share with you a little bit of what's been happening with me. I'll try to find time to do this more often but in the meantime, you know where to find me every Monday Night." --Rob Van Dam P.S. RobVanDam.com is in need of a few good men (women, too!) If you know html, web design, possess great writing skills and, of course, keep up with RVD, drop an email to [email protected] to see how you can help. Thanks!
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The guy sure loves himself. Of course he loves himself, he's R-V-D!
Guest Kid Kablam Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The guy sure loves himself. yeah, but it's a likeable self love, as opposed to how HHH loves himself.
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I'd hug myself everyday if I was RVD!
Guest M Nyland Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 if I was RVD.......i'd be awesome....period.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 -Next day of business starts with a two-hour DVD signing with Booker T. By the way, all of these appearances have outstanding turn outs, but what do you expect? They're here to see Rob Van Dam! Triple H shows up, Pedigrees them both, and takes over.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I fully expect just about everyone here to start calling Lesnar the Vanilla Gorilla from now on. I know I will.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The guy sure loves himself. Why shouldn't he? He's RVD!
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I'm also laughing at the Vanilla Gorilla name RVD came up with for Lesnar. Thanks for giving us a new running gag, Rob.
Guest cabbageboy Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Oh this stuff is downright humble compared to the stuff Van Dam used to post on his site when he was in ECW. He had net chat sessions and those were HILARIOUS. On one he told a guy that the guy's dad should have used a condom, it was too funny. On another he badmouthed Barely Legal and said "fuck the PPV" a bunch of times. He was in his ECW heel persona, though it was hard to tell how much was work and how much was shoot. Vanilla Gorilla!
Guest Vitamin X Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Hmmmmm... Oddly enough he didn't have anything to say about his match with Jericho at KOTR..... I was kind of looking forward to something about it.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Damnit! I used the Vanilla Gorilla name back in April! RVD's gonna pay for accidently stealing my name!!!!!!!
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I sorta miss the days of these chats.. A1 Sauce (Prodigy Member): What was it like to pinch Sunny's behind? US FANS WANT TO KNOW! Rob Van Dam (Speaker): It's always nice to be able to make a girls dreams come true. It's all just part of being me. makeham (Prodigy Member): How many times in your career have you cleanly defeated superstar wrestler Hacksaw Jim Duggan? What's that? None? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): You know, maybe I haven't lived everybody's dream yet. lawlerfan (Prodigy Member): How come Sabu doesn't speak and you do all the talking in interviews? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): Cuz he's from India or Arabia or somewhere like that...and he's so savage. Besides, it's a great opportunity for everybody to listen to what Mr Monday Night has to say. AEWF Pres (Prodigy Member): Did you know tony the tiger is from Battle Creek Michigan Rob Van Dam (Speaker): Yes I do. A few weeks ago he waved to me when I drove by on Porter Street. makeham (Prodigy Member): If you would venture a guess, how many of the "Nitro Girls" do you think Roadblock has nailed? How about yourself? (You and the girls - not you and Roadblock. Keep that to yourself). Rob Van Dam (Speaker): Hopefull not many.....and Roadblock has definitely never done me. CParmigiana (Prodigy Member): Rob,Don't you think you would look 100% better with The Quitensetial Studmuffin,Joel Gertner at your side? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): Sorry Joel, I already have an arm trophy. XRaGe13X (Prodigy Member): you suck you f'ing p*ssy Rob Van Dam (Speaker): I'll be signing autographs later. You won't get one. w2222222n (Prodigy Member): do u plan to work for the NWA Rob Van Dam (Speaker): That's my highest dream. That would truly be the peak of my career. I've got my testicles crossed. BallzMahoney (Prodigy Member): Rumours have said that you are a homosexual, is this true? It's not really any of our business but... Rob Van Dam (Speaker): I don't know if it counts....you didn't swallow. StevenLosers (Prodigy Member): Rob, am i a moron? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): Obviously. LessThanEd (Prodigy Member): Have you seen Francine naked? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): No, she changed in front of the boys the other nights and I missed. StoneCold01 (Prodigy Member): How about Buelah have you seen her naked? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): Are you kidding...I've got her in my computer! makeham (Prodigy Member): Are any of the ECW wrestlers members of the Higher Source Cult? How about Paul? How about Tod? How about Rocky the ring announcer? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): I have my suspicions.But hey...those guys were computer geeks weren't they? Maybe you are in that cult. MC lovesBeth (Prodigy Member): Well, I'll ask the big question...Are you gay? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): No, sorry to disappoint you...but not interested. TooHotttJess (Prodigy Member): Van Dam - I once moosaulted off a bed onto an airconditioner and broke a few of my toes...Who's hardcore? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): That doesn't make you hardcore...it makes you retarded. TooHotttJess (Prodigy Member): Van Dam- Can you come to my school and give us a talk about the importance of using condoms please? Rob Van Dam (Speaker): I use Magnums...for the larger size man. Your father should have used a condom. RF Video (Prodigy Member): I think The RF Video presents Rob Van Dam video series is the best Rob Van Dam (Speaker): You're absolutely right...it is the best. Where's my check Feinstein!
Guest Insane Bump Machine Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I sorta miss the days of these chats.. LMAO! Oh, and you posted at 04:20 PM, what a coincidence
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 or as we call it in Missouri... 5:20.
Guest Rob Van Dam Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 "RF Video (Prodigy Member): I think The RF Video presents Rob Van Dam video series is the best Rob Van Dam (Speaker): You're absolutely right...it is the best. Where's my check Feinstein! ' What chat is this from
Guest cabbageboy Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Yeah that is one of them I read.....where did you find it? His site has changed so much that I don't know if it is still there. The one where he badmouthed Barely Legal is even more surreal.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I used archive.org to dig up old copies of robvandam.com
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The guy sure loves himself. he has a right to
Guest alfdogg Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 or as we call it in Missouri... 5:20. Well, it *was* 4:20 here in Indiana... How 'bout them D-backs, AS?
Guest bob_barron Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 He's right- the MSG ladder match was better
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Triple H shows up, Pedigrees them both, and takes over. Shut the fuck up already!
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 not his problem that HHH has an ego the size of a B-52.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Vanilla Gorilla. I wonder if the boys in the back call Lesnar that.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 another name for Lesnar.. the Albino Rhino. Although Rhyno may be a bit displeased with that. speaking of Rhyno, will he get put on Raw?
Guest DawnBTVS Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 Here's the Barely Legal AOL Chat RVD Barely Legal Chat
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