Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 If anyone saw Velocity, you'll know that La Parka made an appearance. Since La Parka rules of many proportions, i believe its time VINCE McMAHON used La Parka, a wrestler who happens to be talented and a laugh, for more in depth purposes...such as carrying the Undisputed Title...right after the Undertaker has retired....of course. You still rule in my book Mark Anyone got any cool storyline ideas to implement La Parka into Raw or Smackdown? This has been the La-Taker Mark™
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 If Edge turns, he could be Hogan's Rub Of The Month. They can play air guitar on chairs together. No no no, hold that. Don't. That's WrestleCrap waiting to happen.
Guest midnight_burn Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 La Parka rules all. He should be given nothing less than a 2 year run as the Undisputed Champion.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 holy crap! i er, DIDN'T catch velocity....i used to watch worldwide solely for La Parka. YEAH BABY!!!
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 La Parka rules all. He should be given nothing less than a 2 year run as the Undisputed Champion. He should out-dance Rikishi for the victory. From that point on, the title only changes hands by dancing. This means hosses and 'roid monsters who can't move their bodies enough to KEEP WITH THE RHYTHM have no chance.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 much as i hate rikishi, if he teamed with La Parka they would be SCARY over.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 Clearly there is a place in the WWF for La Parka, as it doesn't have much to do with wrestling anyway. I would like to see a special "Dance Challenge" on Raw, where La Parka would win the title from Taker. He would then take on all comers for several years, and when he was ready to retire, he would drop the title to Shane McMahon. I think I'm going into a coma.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 Ah, but you forget how many dancers there are on WWE anymore. The stupid thing is how many of them ought to stick to dancing and give up wrestling. In total, you have: * The aforementioned Rikishi dance * The aforementioned Shane dance * Bubba Ray Dudley's "Funky White Boy" Dance * The Spinaroonie, which is a break dance move. * I think The Worm would count as well, but it looks retarded, so Scotty would still be jobbing anyway. * Brock's "Happy Dance" (thank you, CRZ) Uhh.. More? I was going to include Scott Hall's "MEMEMEMEMEME Dance" but he's so not likely to come back.
Guest What?! Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 How about Steve Blackman's karate dance?
Guest Angle-plex Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 I watched a little of Velocity. When was La Parka on?
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 yea i missed La Parka completely, and I watched most of the show
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 Have you guys noticed how none of the recaps have mentioned him? I believe it was a joke. One that got carried away.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 sadly, I sorta started the La Parka thing by suggesting a new 3 Count with Shannon Moore, La Parka and Justin Credible.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 What about the Shawn Michaels prance?
Guest Gomezticator Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 I don't care if this thread WAS a hoax. I'd DEFINITELY watch Velocity or Heat if La Parka was on, even if only to watch him job to Crash and Planet Stasiak every week. VIVA LA PARKA! BAILAS, LA PARKA! Ahem, sorry.
Guest Trivia247 Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 sadly, I sorta started the La Parka thing by suggesting a new 3 Count with Shannon Moore, La Parka and Justin Credible. And there for you should be strung up by your shoelaces for Bringing Hope to La Parka Fans all over the world... La Parka Grande!
Guest CanadianChick Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 This is one thread which I thought I would never see.....
Guest caboose Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Dammit! You all got me excited about seeing La Parka again. Fuck the starter of that joke! They shouldn't play with people's emotions like that. (Caboose starts to cry)
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Team Him with Dusty Rhodes! The Chaiman & The American Dream= Ratings baby!
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 if Dusty teams with any luchadore, he will make sure he teams with El Dandy.
Guest mickberna Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 They should team La Parka with Terri, and they could terrorize the WWE with "skeleton power".
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 I would so totally mark for Skeleton Power~!™ "Skeleton Power" is a registered trademark of mickberna...
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Team Skeleton! La Parka! El Dandy! Terri! Dusty Rhodes!
Guest prez Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Ah, but you forget how many dancers there are on WWE anymore. The stupid thing is how many of them ought to stick to dancing and give up wrestling. In total, you have: * The aforementioned Rikishi dance * The aforementioned Shane dance * Bubba Ray Dudley's "Funky White Boy" Dance * The Spinaroonie, which is a break dance move. * I think The Worm would count as well, but it looks retarded, so Scotty would still be jobbing anyway. * Brock's "Happy Dance" (thank you, CRZ) What about Jeff Hardy's "Goofier than a pet coon bah god!" entryway dance?
Guest Kid Kablam Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 Who's La Parka? No, really, I'm serious.
Guest Trivia247 Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 La Parka could have tagged with Funaki and they would pick up with the angle with Shane o Mac Speaking for both of them while they lip sink on the mic LOL
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now