The Summerslam Undercard

[Guest The Superstar]

OK, we all know that the almighty Brock vs. Rock will be the main event. So far, the WWE hasn't even hinted at other matches for Summerslam. How would you do the card?

 

-First, I think they'll move RVD to Smackdown so we can continue the kick ass RVD/Benoit feud.

 

-In some way, shape, or form, we'll have Team Canada vs. Undertaker/Kane or whatever. If Kane isn't back yet, it'll be Test vs. Taker

 

-It looks like Angle vs. Hogan again , but tell me how awesome this could be: Angle complains about not having an opponent for SS, and Steph comes out and tells him he has a mystery opponent. Finally at SS, THE GLASS BREAKS and the crowd goes apeshit. Austin vs. Angle again. That means Steph would have stole Austin from RAW as well, continuing the stupid GM storyline.

 

Well that's all I have for now, feel free to add your thoughts.

[Guest The Superstar]

I forgot...we'll most likely get Jericho vs. Flair. Although it would be great to see Jericho beat Flair, Ric's already jobbed to 3/4s the roster already, so what else is new?

[Guest Ph34r Tha Leaf]

Cruiser Title

4-way Elimination

Rey vs. Knoble vs. Kidman vs. Chavo

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

POTENTIALLY the card could go a little like this...( based on current booking )

 

Main Event - The Brock vs The Rock - Undisputed Steriod Abuser

On Brock's BEST DAY...maybe ***1/2

 

Hunter-Hearst Helmsley vs The HARTbreak Kid

Shawn's crippled, Trippers is fucked all over - ** but with A LOT of heat

 

Rob Van Dam vs Christopher Benoit - ***** if given long enough, Benoit rules all there is to possibly rule right now.

 

The Undertaker vs Test - DUD, Squash, Goodbye Test

 

Ric Flair vs Chris Jericho - You might be surprised here, i'd say bout ***3/4. Flair STILL has it and Jericho is there to help it along, could FUCKING rule if done right.

 

And of course the 'special main event'

 

Taker Mark vs The Superstar - ***** thats right, I'll bring out my secret weapon.....ILL FORCE SUPERSTAR TO WATCH HOGAN-TAKER OVER AND OVER , MUAHAHAHHAHA FEEL MY TAKER-LIKE WRATH YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!

 

Ahem...

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest Ph34r Tha Leaf]

::Taker Mark bumps his head ont he glass ceiling and wakes up in a match with HollywoodSpikeJinkens.

 

Talk about burying...

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

And of course the 'special main event'

 

Taker Mark vs The Superstar - ***** thats right, I'll bring out my secret weapon.....ILL FORCE SUPERSTAR TO WATCH HOGAN-TAKER OVER AND OVER , MUAHAHAHHAHA FEEL MY TAKER-LIKE WRATH YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!

I think watching the Austin/Taker match would be worse. At least it was hilarious watching 'Taker sell for Hogan.

[Guest The Superstar]

But surprise! I'll kick out at 2.999 and show my awesome compilation: Mabel vs. Diesel, Taker vs. Yoko CASKET MATCH, Kennel from Hell, WM 15 Hell in a Cell, Plus a special never before seen, Mark Henry vs. Mabel vs. Big Show! You can't count the chinlocks on 2 hands!

[Guest Brian]

Actually, I hope they turn around with the direction of the division and go with a six-man tag so Knoble doesn't defend against Rey immediately.

 

Kidman/Hurricane/Rey vs. Tajiri/Knoble/Chavo

[Guest Frankie Williams]

For some reason i see HHH and HBK teaming against teaming against Christian and Lance Storm. If you noticed, Storm and Christian said they had some buisness to take care of and then all of a sudden Michaels was attacked. After all, HBK did interrupt their promo. This way HHH can do most of the work and HBK can take it slow.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

But surprise! I'll kick out at 2.999 and show my awesome compilation: Mabel vs. Diesel, Taker vs. Yoko CASKET MATCH, Kennel from Hell, WM 15 Hell in a Cell, Plus a special never before seen, Mark Henry vs. Mabel vs. Big Show! You can't count the chinlocks on 2 hands!

 

...I admit a very brutal defeat.

 

Mark Henry? That's just NASTY

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest LexLugerRules]

Lex Luger should return, and give every superstar the Stainless Steel Forearm of DOOM~!

 

But seriously.

 

Chris Benoit Vs. Edge, IC Title Match

Team Canada(Storm and Christian) Vs. Shawn Michaels & HHH, Tag Title Match

Kurt Angle Vs. Eddie Guerreuo

Booker T Vs. Rob Van Dam

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Benoit© vs. RVD for the Intercontinental Title is one of the matches that will more than likely happen. HHH will probably face whoever injured HBK, since I can't see HHH and HBK teaming up to face Storm & Christian. I'm thinking HHH's opponent will be the Big Show. After that, I have no clue. Another Hogan vs. Angle match is a possibility, but with the winner facing the WWE Undisputed Champion at Unforgiven, that being Lesnar, of course.