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[Guest kane3212321]

'Try not blowing snot during the movie's funnier moments'

by Kevin Kelly

 

Let's face it. This movie was never going to win any awards but the thought of not having this movie placed alongside any offering from Russell Crowe is prize enough for me. I love movies like this because they are just made to be funny. Try not blowing snot during this movie's funnier moments! Combine the comic aspects of chop suey movies with MST3K and you got Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Check your brain but make sure you have plenty of friends with you to enjoy the fun.

 

http://www.wwe.com/news/headlines/1164281

 

And there you have it folks, some inside WWE information that is interesting and informative.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

This week on Raw, Fink vs Lillian II, this time to see who is better at shilling the Kung Pow DVD.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

How much did Kung Pow make anyway? That movie looked so crappy, its hard to believe anyone is trying to promote it.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero1]

Kevin Kelly's still in WWE?

[Guest kingkamala]

Poor Kevin Kelly, actually I think he's one of the better announcers in the WWE but I guess he's stuck shilling shitty movies on WWE.com

[Guest kane3212321]

And to put this in their headlines...... just sad

 

Poor shill Kevin Kelly....

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Kevin Kelly looks like a guy on ESPN that hosts Outside the Lines

[Guest Vitamin X]

Actually Kung Pow was probably the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life... Don't judge a book by its cover, guys..

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

I saw Kung Pow over at a friend's house..god did that movie suck.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I haven't seen Kung Pow yet, but... why don't they bring in Kevin Kelly on Velocity or HeAT? He used to commentate on Metal a lot, so it's not like it'd be a new experience for him...

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kevin Kelly fucking rules. Remember the Kennel from Hell Commentary on the Mick Foley DVD? Both of them had me in stitches.

[Guest BobbyBacklund]

Kevin Kelly shows up on commercials on TSN shilling various Canadian house shows. If you thought he was fat before, MY GOD. He looks at least 30-50 pounds heavier than when I last saw him on TV, like a half year ago. No sarcastic or witty remarks are needed here, just look at the fat bastard...