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Guest Mazelmavin
Posted

So I'm flipping through the channels and who do I see? Ted Dibiase talking about Jesus with that Evangalist that looks like J.R. without the hat.

 

Now I knew he took the path of the Snake, but it was strange to see his face again.

 

He talked about the regular Bible stuff and then was asked about his wrestling days.

 

He didn't say to much except that LOD is currently just got saved and had a crowd chanting G.O.D. instead of L.O.D.. Ted "put over" the current crop of "new guys" and of course spent a few minutes condemning backyard wrestling.

 

He then capped off the whole thing with classic evangalism, a conversion speech and a prayer.

 

By the way, he has packed on some poundage (looks like 60-90 pounds over the limit) and still wears the Fu manchu.

 

They flashed his website:

Milliondollarman.com (no shit, right?)

 

As I side note, I caught MC Hammer on the same channel a few weaks ago rappin' about salvation.

 

Being Jewish I always enjoy seeing what the other side is up to.

Guest RicFlairGlory
Posted

You know laughing at catholics is going to pull the Jew jokes out of me, and it WONT be pretty

Posted

I thought most TV evangelists were Protestants. At least that's the gist I usually get when flipping through channels.

Guest Showstoppa Icon
Posted
Laughing at catholics is always funny.

so's laughing at jews

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I'm both Christian and Jewish and laughing at both is hi-larious.

 

I would mark out if one night on RAW I heard:

HAHHAHAHA Money Money Money Money

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

"Everybody's got a Christ

Everybody's gonna pray

Cuz I'm the Million Dollar Man"

 

money money money money

 

I wanna see the LOD try preaching.

 

"Tell em Hawk"

 

"Weeeeeeeelllll!!! "

Guest RicFlairGlory
Posted
"Everybody's got a Christ

Everybody's gonna pray

Cuz I'm the Million Dollar Man"

 

money money money money

LOL

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Hawk - "Jesus Christ is Cooler than the Other Side of the Pillow!"

 

Hawk - "The Devil is a Micro Mini Man!"

Guest Hitman Jebus
Posted
Hawk - "Jesus Christ is Cooler than the Other Side of the Pillow!"

 

Hawk - "The Devil is a Micro Mini Man!"

LOL! :lol:

 

I really miss Hawk's interviews

Posted
I'm both Christian and Jewish

That's not possible, you know.

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