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Guest MrRant
Just don't become another statistic and when you find yourself laughing at some 15 yr old girl who got herself knocked up just remember... you could be the father.

I often do this. Here's the thing, though: I've come to the conclusion that a rather large contingent of young girls consider it a sort of badge of honor to have a baby. It automatically makes them seem more mature, which is a major part of why any 14 year olds are fucking in the first place. Because of this really deplorable behavior, I think it's perfectly okay to ridicule young girls who get pregnant.

I didn't say it wasn't okay. Because I did it too and you are right... its the same reason 14-16 year olds date 20 year olds and seem to turn a blind eye to the fact that it is about sex only for the guy (IN MOST CASES) because it makes them look mature to the other girls. I was just stating the point that he should be careful because it could be him on Maury getting the paternity test.

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Guest Kinetic

I love it when the paternity tests on "Maury" come out negative and the guy jumps around the stage yelling "Yeah, bitch! Yeah! I told you! I told you!" I see a little bit of myself in that guy.

 

But, yeah. I think the most important message we can impart to OJ Hart is this: hang on to your semen.

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Guest MrRant
I love it when the paternity tests on "Maury" come out negative and the guy jumps around the stage yelling "Yeah, bitch! Yeah! I told you! I told you!" I see a little bit of myself in that guy.

 

But, yeah. I think the most important message we can impart to OJ Hart is this: hang on to your semen.

I love it as well. I love it when the girl is all "I haven't slept with ANYONE else." Bullshit bitch.

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Guest Flyboy
But, yeah. I think the most important message we can impart to OJ Hart is this: hang on to your semen.

Or put it in Shelby's mouth because she can't have babies like that!

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Guest MrRant
But, yeah.  I think the most important message we can impart to OJ Hart is this:  hang on to your semen.

Or put it in Shelby's mouth because she can't have babies like that!

Don't forget the the many other holes and crevices (sp) that he could use. Doesn't anyone just give out handjobs anymore?

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Guest Kinetic

I've always been fond of the phrase "throat babies." People should use that more often.

 

I'm equal parts saddened and amused by the women on "Maury" who get him to pay for five paternity tests, all of which come out negative. Well...it's probably a little more amused, actually. I just can't fathom having potentially impregnating sex with that many people in a relatively short time frame. Call me old fashioned.

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Guest Ravenbomb

David McNamara would say don't do it. So because I hate David McNamara with a murderous rage, I say go for it. And who knows, some of those rich types have those hidden babysitter cameras

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Guest Flyboy
I've always been fond of the phrase "throat babies." People should use that more often.

 

I'm equal parts saddened and amused by the women on "Maury" who get him to pay for five paternity tests, all of which come out negative. Well...it's probably a little more amused, actually. I just can't fathom having potentially impregnating sex with that many people in a relatively short time frame. Call me old fashioned.

Not really.

 

The only girl I would even think about having sex with (making love with actually) is my ex.

 

Your ex, you say Adam?

 

Yeah.. it's a long story.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

"I'm equal parts saddened and amused by the women on "Maury" who get him to pay for five paternity tests, all of which come out negative."

 

I love the ones who give up trying to find the father after 5+ tests. Wish some of them lived near me...

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Oh, I'd have sex with a lot of people. That's not what I was saying. I'm just saying that you'd have to be a really careless and cheap ho to have that many prospective fathers for a single baby. I can see how one might get slipped past the goalie every now and then, though. I'm not completely insensitive to these things.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
"I'm equal parts saddened and amused by the women on "Maury" who get him to pay for five paternity tests, all of which come out negative."

 

I love the ones who give up trying to find the father after 5+ tests. Wish some of them lived near me...

Who doesn't? But the 6 appearances later on where they SWEAR they know who the father is, are rather pathetic.

 

No advice on sex here, for I am still a virgin. But as I've been extremely close, I can tell you it was awkward as hell for me, considering I had no feelings for the girl whatsoever. She was just there, ya know. There ya go.

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Guest Flyboy
Call me old fashioned.

And, this is coming from the guy that likes to smear his semen all over a woman's face with other guys?

 

Old fashioned, you are! :P

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Guest Kinetic

You must have missed the post where I revealed the bukkake thing as a joke. I'm not nearly Japanese enough to really be involved in something like that.

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Guest MrRant

Are you Japanese enough to participate in all those school girl play rape video's that are out there? That's all I ever see for Japanese porn.

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Guest evenflowDDT

Damn... a kid younger than me with a cell phone and a rich girlfriend who he's losing his virginity too? Shit, that's three up on me, who's never had a cell-phone, a girlfriend (especially not a rich one!), and still retaining every sense of virginity.

 

So yea, I'm going to have to agree with the masses here and SLOW DOWN DUDE! Just make out in the hot tub or something, and you can still rejoice in knowing you've been farther than this 18 year old ever has.

 

(NOTE: I haven't read past page 1, maybe that's all you're doing now. I hope so... that way I won't be AS jealous... kids these days!)

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Guest evenflowDDT
Just don't become another statistic and when you find yourself laughing at some 15 yr old girl who got herself knocked up just remember... you could be the father.

I often do this. Here's the thing, though: I've come to the conclusion that a rather large contingent of young girls consider it a sort of badge of honor to have a baby. It automatically makes them seem more mature, which is a major part of why any 14 year olds are fucking in the first place. Because of this really deplorable behavior, I think it's perfectly okay to ridicule young girls who get pregnant.

OK, now I read the whole thing... yea, I think it's terrible to laugh at the people on Maury and stuff, especially the younger ones. I mean, in a way it's just desserts, but come on, they're still human beings for goodness' sake! Sluts, like celebrities, are people too, ya know...

 

And how is it, despite hearing about the super-high teen pregnancy rates in California, highest in the nation, every 9 minutes a teen gives birth, blah blah blah... I've never met a pregnant teen before in my life. I mean, I dunno what I'd do if I ever met one (well, I know what I'd do in my fantasy, but *cough* yea, unless she suggested it I'd be too gentlemanly/polite/embarrassed to suggest it in real life). It'd probably just be like in the Lifetime TV movies, where I fall in love with her and drop out of college and work hard to support the family and she goes on to become successful because she's the innocent woman and I'm stuck cuckolding because I'm just one of those bastard men anyway. We deserve it, you know.

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Guest Daredevil21
It automatically makes them seem more mature, which is a major part of why any 14 year olds are fucking in the first place.

 

Who says it makes them more mature? Since when is being a irresponsible dumb fuck considered mature? I laugh at these stupid girls who end up with a kid at such a young age, because it's their fault. They chose to make an ignorant choice, they chose to not be cautious with the matter, and they chose to believe that the guy who knocked them up will actually stick around (that rarely happens). We wonder why so many of America's teens are so damn stupid and irresponsible. Look at their parent (s), who are only 14 or 15 years older than them. If you're an idiot or irresponsible, or whatever, and you have a kid, then guess what? That kid is gonna be even dumber cause it learns everything from an irresponsible, often ignorant person.

 

Hey, I'm not against sex. I'm just against kids who act like it will forever change their lives if they do it, and kids who are dumb enough to not "do it" the right way, and that is using the right cautions when engaging in these actions.

 

And don't even get me going on the kids having cell phones thing. Preppy kids get everything they want and more than they need, and they still act like life is unfair. Please.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Wow...the anti-teen sexual bumbling surprises me. Hell, at my old high school, all anybody ever did was drink and screw. Po' white trash, most of us. Rotten kids, really. Half of the girls I know have kids as a result of this, but no one ever got preggers at 14 or 15 or anything. Pretty much 18 onward, they all started to breed like rats. Which isn't a WHOLE lot better in my opinion, but I NEVER want kids..hate the little wretches. and NO ONE at my school had a damn cell phone. I hate those fuckin' things.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

"Oh, I'd have sex with a lot of people. That's not what I was saying."

 

I know, I was just joking around. In truth, I probably wouldn't touch those types of chicks with a 10-foot pole.

 

Go for it tiger! It's not my sperm, so I don't care if you knock her up.

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Guest Mattdotcom

Well, I know the first thing I'd do on the way to losing my virginity is getting on-line, coming here, and posting it.

 

Hurry up, dude. Geez, I might not like it, but you at least gotta go do it if you're gonna.

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Guest The Superstar
:lol: definetly. He's probably just going to his Grandma's house for a...rubdown.

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Guest O.J. Hart

Hey guys!!!! I logged on to the board from Shelby's computer, so yes I'm over her house right now. Nothing has happened....yet. We're making cd's for the party next weekend at Mandy's. I have good music on there. It includes Hoobastank, Box Car Racer, Queen, The Bee Gees, Papa Roach, and........AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!

 

I'll update you all what happened when I get home tonight. Wish me luck!!!

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Guest The Superstar

WOW! Why aren't you doing her anally as she IMs her friends?

 

I'm so glad you're keeping us updated like this, maybe you could call us with your cell phone!

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Guest Mattdotcom

"OJ Hart, come to bed..."

 

"I can't dear, I have to keep the SmartMarks updated on my status...oh, my cell phone is ringing!"

 

You're not a very good lover.

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Guest Flyboy
And don't even get me going on the kids having cell phones thing. Preppy kids get everything they want and more than they need, and they still act like life is unfair. Please.

I'm 14, and I can honestly see others my age have one it makes me cringe. Why the fuck do you NEED a cell phone? Are your parents going to call in and check on me or something? Plus, you're at school for 8 hours, so if you do have it in school and it rings it will get taken up (at least at mine).

 

I just don't see the point to it.

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Guest The Superstar

I know. I'm not getting one until I get my license. Then it would make sense.

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