And the dumbass of the month award goes to...

[Guest Smeghead]

Steve Cangialosi, in his latest column for MSGnetwork.com, reveals to America the shocking truth about professional wrestling:

 

It's fake.

 

This "no shit" moment has been brought to you by the Yakima Safeway, the place for one-stop shopping.

 

The column can be found here.

 

EDIT: Oh, and credit goes to the Torch.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

*bows to Steve Cangialosi*

 

Thank you, sir. I never knew.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Can't wait to see who it is next month.

[Guest converge241]

SHOCKING!!!

 

also other big news this week, from the Torch-

 

Shawn Michaels was..NOT REALLY IN SAN ANTONIO LAST WEEK!!! he was backstage the whole time!!

 

i thought it was kind of odd shawn had rooms in his house that looked like every other backstage setting

*snicker*

[Guest D'Lo White]

WHAT!!! I supposed there is no Santa Claus either.

[Guest Anglesault]

Does that mean the scars on Shawn's face are fake too?

 

::runs away crying::

[Guest Just call me Dan]

It's so funny to me that even with mainstream shows like Tough Enough, people still try and make wrestlers out to be pussies. Anyone who can't see the professionalism and the effort put into entertainment of this sort is a blind and unintelligent mark who's biased opinion is pure crap.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Thank the heavens for this man.

[Guest redbaron51]

NO WAY DUDE...WRESTLING ISN'T FAKE ITS REAL MAN!!! ROCK DA GREATEST WRESTELR OF ALL TIME!!!1!1'!1!11

 

 

 

 

 

i feel dirty

[Guest D'Lo White]

Does this mean I don't have to send Hulk Hogan a get well card?

[Guest Kingpk]

This guy deserves a Pulitzer for that hard hitting peice of journalism.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

 

Geez. Doesn't this guy reek of amateur/high school paper level journalism? His column reads like a message board post from your common 14-year old wrestling basher who thinks that they're unveiling an ages old hidden secret. What a tool.

[Guest bob_barron]

I didn't win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Where is Dr D David Shultz when you need him to slap around an ass like this guy?

 

If you'd like to contact his boss, do so:

 

"If you have questions or comments for our MSG Network personalities, please send them to this address: [email protected]. Make sure you type the specific personality in the 'subject' line of the email."

[Guest The Son of Sting]

.......... say it isnt so. Vince has been telling a lie all these years.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

HERE COMES CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!

 

 

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS... AWAY!!

[Guest jester]

Guys like this remind me whyI hate journalists and I why I don't like to be called one myself.

 

This clown is trying to be one of those loveable, slightly offbeat, a hint of the carmudgeony columnists who entertain us with their unique view on the world. He's probably seen a episode of Raw and has decided he's qualifed to talk about wrestling and the entire community, having already painted the picture in his mind about what it's all about.

 

Next he'll be telling funny stories about what happened to him in a drive-thru, the commercial he hates, the funny thing his niece did at the cottage that really made him think, and how when he was a kid, baseball was a REAL game.

 

Fuck him gently with a chainsaw.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Wrestling isn't exactly fake. The outcome of matches a pre-determined. But this boob probably meant the actual matches are fake. Which is false, these are well trained people who know how to take bumps correctly, but it is still painful.

[Guest Smeghead]

If you'd like to contact his boss, do so:

 

"If you have questions or comments for our MSG Network personalities, please send them to this address: [email protected]. Make sure you type the specific personality in the 'subject' line of the email."

I've tried that, but the email was bounced back.

 

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at qmail.ignitesports.com.

I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.

This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

 

Sorry. No account here by that name.

 

 

<[email protected]>:

Sorry, I couldn't find any host named thegarden.com?. (#5.1.2)

 

Either they don't know how to configure their email server properly, or it was overloaded with email from angry wrestling fans and crashed. Oh well. At least the mailer daemon was polite.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

[Ready to Rumble mode] "WRESTLING'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!"[/Ready to Rumble mode]

[Guest chirs3]

And my message for America is simple: It's fake.

 

It's fake, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake.

 

Faker than a Channel 2 news anchor laughing with Bernie Smilowitz.

 

Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake.

 

*chirs3 reduces his webpage to a black background and only the word "Goodnight"*

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Meh. MSG sucks because the Rangers, Mets, and Knicks suck now.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

[Guest The Electrifyer]

As fake as wrestling is, I'd still like to see one of those writers who bash wrestling for being fake to get in the ring and try it out. Then tell us how fake it is.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

This doesn't have much to do with the topic at hand, but I would like to say to Verne Gagne, that I am a ChiSox fan, and if anyone gets to bitch about how bad their team is, it's me and not you.

 

as for this topic, there really are no words. Actually, I think the guy's picture kind of speaks for itself when you think about it.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

This is as shocking as when I found out that the Dudleyz wern't related.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

This is as shocking as when I found out that the Dudleyz wern't related.

No spoiler warning?

 

Dude, that's cold...

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

No spoiler warning?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

I am amused.

[Guest chirs3]

This is as shocking as when I found out that the Dudleyz wern't related.

No spoiler warning?

 

Dude, that's cold...

LOL, post of the day.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

This doesn't have much to do with the topic at hand, but I would like to say to Verne Gagne, that I am a ChiSox fan, and if anyone gets to bitch about how bad their team is, it's me and not you.

 

as for this topic, there really are no words. Actually, I think the guy's picture kind of speaks for itself when you think about it.

Sorry but my signature only represent how I feel the Twins are playing recently. The overall season's been good, but the last week was a disaster.Once they win 2 games in a row, I'll change my signature.

[Guest midnight_burn]

NO, he's LYING! HE'S LYING!!1!!1

 

I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now, my whole perception on reality has been shattered.