Live stuff

[Guest Brian]

I went to RAW by myself because of a little mis-communication on my friends part with tickets, so I got pretty bored right after the Regal match for Heat and woke up around the RVD and Hardy match.

 

Pre-Show they had a local spinaroonie contest. Three guys who were all terrible. You think they would have found three breakdancers on a street corner somewhere in Ranier. Alas, I drift.

 

First match was O'Haire vs. stamboli. Stamboli got booed pretty heavily. O'Haire won, I forget how. Hey, it was early and I was expecting a Tony Kozina dark match. Some miscommunication into the turnbuckle on O'Haire part.

 

Bradshaw pinned Planet Stasiak with the clothesline. This sucked. Not worth your time. I was thinking of hanging myself.

 

Steven Regal b. Shelton Benjamin

Benjamin wasn't nearly as over as last week on HEAT. Regal was great in that match as Benjamin allowed him to do his thing (which in general is what needs to happen for regal), and he's pretty smooth in the ring. I dug this.

 

D-Lo Brown b. Justin Credible (w/ Raven)

Welcome to the New Flock angle. Decent match. Credible isn't that horrible, and D'Lo's good.

 

Almost full, pretty much a sell-out. I'd say they opened up some seats last week (which my friend picked up) and that's what didn't sell out. Layout stuff.

 

We came off pretty good. The Flair guys was there again.

 

It's sad though. We used to be four-horseman country, and I could really tell how much the audience has degenerated.

 

I'm partly transcribing this next part. Rock was awesome on the stick, as he was doing some stuff that seemed ad libbed and Crips couldn't quite keep up:

 

"After the show. Bear with me here because this segment went on for about 45 minutes. Show ended with Undertaker, Booker T, & Goldust in the ring. Undertaker told Booker that he wasn't leaving until he did a Spinarooni. Booker did one. Booker than said that he & Dust weren't leaving until Taker did the Takerooni. Taker waffled and leaned in a corner a refused. Rock came back out. He said the he would do the Rockarooni if Taker did the Takerooni. Again, Taker waffled. HHH came out. He said he would do the Triplerooni, if the Rockarooni and the Takerooni occurred."

 

Trips starts talking about Rock never having balls and Undertaker for twelve years until now. He says he didn't want Golddust near his balls or something to that effect. Goo stuff.

 

"Again, Taker waffled. The Unamericans came out. Rock asked them what in the blue hell they wanted. Test said they wanted to see the Takerooni."

 

Rock and HHH walked up the ramp to stop them, no fighting or anything. HHH was totally playing face at this point. They walked back together to the ring and Rock said something about whipping HHH's ass. Funny stuff.

 

"Then, out came Vince McMahon~! He would do the Vincearooni, if HHH, Rock, and Taker did theirs."

 

More talk about balls.

 

"First, Vince wanted Booker to do another one, just so he could watched it. Booker complied."

 

Booker did two or three in slow motion which I got shots of.

 

"Vince then proceeded to do this weeks Worst Spinarooni Ever."

 

Between this, and the opening, pre-RAw stuff, there were some pretty bad spinaroonies.

 

Everyoned popped. Goldust did one and surprisingly, it complemented Booker's quite well. Vince took the mic, "Well, we've seen the Vincearooni, we've seen the Fagarooni, it's your turn Hunter." Many guffaws for the Fagarooni. Hunter was about to do his when he suddenly

tried to bolt out of the ring, Taker blocked his path. Trips conceded and did a Triplerooni, but as he was finishing Taker chokeslammed him. The Unamerican's fled with the Undertaker. IT SUCKED! 40 minutes of building up to the Takerooni and he hightailed it. Thunderous boos for that stunt. Rock did his Rockarooni and Trips tried breaking it up, but we was Rockbottomed and given the Elbow. Rock, Booker, & Goldust left. When Rock was at the top of the ramp, HHH got on the mic and said, "I hate you." Everyone laughed at that, Rock gave the

eyebrow and left. HHH made his way to the top of the ramp, flipped on the mic and said to the crowd, "And all of you too!"

[Guest TheDames7]

Damn, that sounds like great shit. I hope that ends up being an extra on the next Action-like WWE DVD.

 

Dames

[Guest pochorenella]

I too hope they put this on DVD. I'd certainly pay to see this on screen.

[Guest packwingfn7]

Maybe a Booker T DVD