Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "I'm horny and need a good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Fuck." Well, are you or aren't you going to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted February 24, 2002 ram me with that steel chair?" Stunned, Monsoon turns to heenan who is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Tie me up and do me in the ass? Then the door opened and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Stone Cold Steve Austin appeared. Hitting everybody with a steel chair. Stone Cold asks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted February 24, 2002 What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Meanwhile, Vince Russo laughs in the background, shouting, "Its me! Its me! I've been writing this all along!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Russo then leaves laughing with a pen and paper. All of a sudden somebody... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted February 24, 2002 plunges from the rafters on a steel cable amidst thunder and lightning... it is STING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Trish throws her hands in the air, shouting, "This is the most overbooked sex scene ever!" She then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 walks off demanding a pay raise. Vince then gives her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Juvydriver Report post Posted February 24, 2002 a chance to kiss his ass for a raise. He drops trou and Trish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 24, 2002 leaves, leaving Mr. McMahon alone. Chuck and Billy walk in and they... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Each pucker up and kiss Vince's ass. Vince is now.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 excited. Vince asks Chuck & Billy if they would like a bigger push. They say yes. Vince tells them to go meet Pat Patterson and give him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 analingus. Trish wakes up in a cold sweat. "Whew. I'm glad that didn't go any further." Suddenly, she hears a knock on the door. Trish slips into a bathrobe and bunny slippers, pads sleepily over, peers through the spyhole and opens it. "Ivory! What the hell do YOU want?".. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "I'm surprised you remembered who I was," Ivory says, "I just wanted to let you know...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 I'm in love with you, and would LOVE to have hot, steamy sex with you." Trish looks stunned and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "W-what? If that's true, why have you always attacked me and been mean to me in the ring?". Ivory, looking embarassed and awkward, replies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 It was "tough love". So do you still want to, you know, have... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 Ivory's voice trailed off and she gave Trish a little smile. Trish opened the door wider and stepped aside, "Why don't you come in and take off that wet jacket?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "Sure", Ivory said. As Trish closed the door, Ivory gave her a big wet kiss on the lips. Trish with a huge smile on her face started to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 ...close the door so her neighbors wouldn't hear. After all, if news got out about two former WWF Women's Champions having an illicit affair... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 everybody would want to see it. All of a sudden glass breaks and out comes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted February 24, 2002 The Shockmaster! He stumbles though the broken window, trips and falls. His mask falls off amidst all of this revealing that he is really just Tugboat. He gropes around in the dark, finds his gold sparkly mask, and puts it back on. Trish and Ivory... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 stare, shocked, the romantic mood shattered. Ivory grimaces at the fat, has-been wrestler and yells.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest VinceMcMahon'sAss Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "Hey Shocky, would you like to join us? I'm turned on by guys with deep voices..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "Um, Ivory, that was Ole Anderson's voice," Trish interrupts, "and I won't even give it up for that stud Test. Do you really think I'd let this idiot get a look at this?" She turns her back to Shockmaster, and opens her bathrobe to Ivory, revealing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 24, 2002 An nWo t-shirt..."That's right, i'm nWo 4-life bitch!!! I'm only gunna give it up for Hollywood!!" All of sudden, there was a knock at the door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 24, 2002 "Shockmaster, go see who it is". Shockmaster, feeling ashamed after being called an idiot by a hot chick, slinks wordlessly to the door and opens it. He gasps in horror as he sees standing before him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
