Guest AndrewTS Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 I check out the WWE main page, and what should I see? Smackdown thing, ad for Fozzy performing at "The World," Edge meeting Gov. Pataki, Shopzone, tickets for the New Haven Coliseum show...and-- And a big-ass Trojan condom ad?! Yes...offering one free, with an ad featuring a girl in a skimpy top and string bikini bottom, a Trojan right above her thigh. It links you here. Thanks for requesting a sample. All we need from you is your parents' address and your exact condom size... only kidding. You can relax, we will never give your name or address to anyone else, so you will not be receiving erotica catalogs for the rest of your life (if you are disappointed, you can surf the net some more -- you'll be sure to find it elsewhere). Just fill out the brief information below. You also don't have to worry about receiving any embarrassing packages which say "DO NOT BEND: YOUR REQUESTED CONDOM IS ENCLOSED" -- Your sample will be mailed in a discreet envelope. The offer will be available for a limited time. Only one condom per name or address. We cannot mail to post office boxes, so please use street addresses only. For this offer, you need to be 18 years of age or older. By continuing, this confirms that you are 18 or older. Offer good only in the USA (sorry to you European Net Surfers). Void where prohibited, restricted or taxed. You will receive your sample in 6-8 weeks. You know...I'm not a zealot or anything, but is this REALLY an appropriate ad to have on the front of their website?! Since kids likely check out the site, too? Sure...the programming isn't exactly kid friendly either...but geez. I am SHOCKED! I do hope our Olympic Hero speaks out against this.
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 They should endorse Condoms with all the shower rapes going on.
Guest AndrewTS Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 I don't think Nowinski is in any danger of getting pregnant. However, what's next? Triple H shilling them before heading into Steph's office, then a voice over going "Trojan, the OFFICIAL condom of World Wrestling Entertainment!"
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Big Show: Condoms! Get your Condoms here!
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Molly should use this with her gimmick.
Guest AndrewTS Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Molly should use this with her gimmick. Heh...good idea, but she doesn't have a SumSlam match, so would have to wait until next Raw (of course, she could end up in an improptu match or just show up for an interview).
Guest Insane Bump Machine Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Trojan Man could be Hurricane's new sidekick.
Guest notJames Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Trojan Man could be Hurricane's new sidekick. NICE~!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Bubba Dudley is Trojan mans arch nemesis!
Guest AndrewTS Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Only thing...Trojan Man hasn't been seen except by a select few. And their identities are unknown. He'd have to be on camera all the time.
Guest Angle-plex Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 They should endorse Condoms with all the shower rapes going on. Would anyone else think Bradshaw in a Trojan commercial would be cool? Me neither...........
Guest AndrewTS Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 Maybe Val Venis would be best to advertise the winky wrappers.
Guest TestKick Posted August 22, 2002 Report Posted August 22, 2002 They could use Angle's nursery rhyme that he told to Godfather. That was a classic Raw moment.
Guest HartFan86 Posted August 23, 2002 Report Posted August 23, 2002 At least they aren't promoting "Don't use condoms, just pull out!" or something retarded.
Guest kingkamala Posted August 23, 2002 Report Posted August 23, 2002 I think Kurt Angle shilling condoms would be hillarious for some reason, actually I laughed out loud at the idea
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