Brock's Gain & Kane's Loss

[Guest Nevermortal]

The Minneapolis Star Tribune reports that Brock Lesnar is in line to make $1.2 million a year now that he is WWE Undisputed Champion. That is obviously a big increase from what he was making not too long ago. The article mentioned the pay increase in an article comparing Lesnar to his former wrestling teammate Tim Hartung.

 

Those Ice baths earn him an extra 500 a night.

 

Kane returned to RAW last night and looked much smaller than he has in the past. Glenn Jacobs (the original Kane) did play Kane last night despite some thinking that he did not. Jacobs lost a lot of size due to being out with injury for so long. Jacobs is said to now be in great, lean shape.

 

WWE looks to be taking Kane in the same, new character direction that he was headed in before his injury. Look for him to become much more vocal and colorful over the next few weeks.

 

Kane should not be doing spinaroonies. Kane should be destroying everyone.

[Guest art_vandelay]

He can be as colourful as he wants, just don't humilate yourself.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I say, Fuck Kane & Brock...

 

Push the new Next Big Thing...

 

FUNAKI

[Guest art_vandelay]

Yes! First he takes Cole's place at the announce table. Then, during Unforgiven, where Funaki will be at ringside, he'll get up during the middle of Lesnar's match and destroy him. Lesnar's opponent will run away, and Funaki will start yelling: "I AM FUNAKI! I AM FUNAKI" while Lesnar taps out to a cross-armbreaker.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Your winner....and NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION.........SHOICHI FUNAKI!!!!!!!!

[Guest deadbeater]

Kane should do the Spinaroonie, and the Worm/Chokeslam combo. I want wrestling to be fun to watch again.