The One And Only VMA Thread

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Post your thoughts , predictions, etc.....

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Prediction: Every one and thing that I like will get crapped. Oh, and they'll dress KYLIE~! in something ghastly. They always manage to make women look as unattractive as possible with these ugly-ass designer clothes these days.

 

At least The Hives are performing.

 

I'll be alternating between it and Smackdown probably.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Britney Spears Award Watch:

 

3 Years And Counting.

 

Will she win a Moonman?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Well, since Pink is performing. I hope Steven Tyler shows up and they do "Misery" from her album.

[Guest Nevermortal]

There hasn't been a good VMA since when Chris Rock first hosted.

 

Last years was especially horrible because every five fucking minutes there was an Aaliyah mention.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I was watching MuchMusic and they said that this year, they split Rap and Hip Hop into different categories. Just thought you might like to know...

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

They should Split Rap & Hip Hop right off the show.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

The Wayans Brothers should never host another VMA.

What the hell was MTV thinking?

 

Jamie Foxx was pretty good last year.

 

Jimmy Fallon,HA!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm going to shoot that mohawked guy who works for MTV News. He is annoying as fuck and is just generally unappealing.

 

In other news, KYLIE~! doesn't win Best Dance Video. Is anyone surprised?

 

Also, everyone is dressed terribly. No surprise there.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Avril Sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's always raining when they have these awards. I wonder why.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

Whoa, they cut her off right during her song. Very classy, MTV.

 

They showed David Lee Roth, and MAN IS HE OLD!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I want to kill Avril for taking the melody of "Hungry Like the Wolf" for "Skater Boy."(I refuse to spell it like a retard)

 

Let Duran Duran play "Electric Barbarella" and SMELL THE RATINGS!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

MOBY~!

STROKES~!

 

(marks out until they start talking like boring white guys)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: OUTKAST~! (continues marking out, especially after they say they want to see The Hives)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Eww, Kelly Osbourne. I can't stand her for some reason. Find KYLIE~! and interview her instead.

 

Christina Aguilera is fun now! She sounds like a sista! Casual dress my ass, not many people dress THAT casually.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

(I am aware I'm talking to myself)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm glad to see The White Stripes are there. That gives hope that they may win Best Video.

 

Fat Joe + Sheryl Crow + Anthony Kiedis = FUN!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

GO BRUCE! The Tony Soprano intro was awesome, by the way.

 

Iann Robinson, Sway, and Gideon Yago all need to die. Suchin Pak, however, needs a rigorous fucking!

 

Loder didn't seem to like the Triumph shit. LOL.

[Guest Nevermortal]

MARY KATE & ASHLEY! WANK TIME!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bruce always looks like he's crying when he sings.

 

(pops for Kylie's mention in the opening) Where she was was understandable this time, since they were going alphabetically.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Jimmy is sad.

 

Is something wrong with the picture? It looks... different. They're using film quality tape.

 

ARGH! NO FUN MADE AT THE WHITE STRIPES' EXPENSE!!!

 

Jimmy is very sad.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: If he even COMES CLOSE to making fun of you-know-who, I'm going up to New York and killing the writers.

[Guest Karnage]

Jimmy Fallon isn't funny so far. I remember seeing his music video, I'm so glad Ed the Sock stopped the video half way.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I will admit, the Enrique spoof has me rolling.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

What's with this shot?

 

Its like its on film, not live...gives it a very "taped" feel.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

BRITNEY'S AN S&M COMMUNIST!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

Britney going for the "Teen Dom" look, while Michael goes for the "Flamboyantly Gay Catcher Without a Nose" look.

[Guest Fort Detrick]

Michael Jackson is a freak. Plain and simple.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm rooting for Shakira to get Best Pop Video, because I don't like No Doubt to be called Pop.

 

Michael had on some AWESOME boot-things.

 

And No Doubt won. With the annoying song. Argh. Win for Hella Good, dammit!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I thought Britney looked good, and Gwen looks AWESOME as always.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout]

I Can't wait to Nas & Shakira(you know she fucking rules) to preform, I just hope that Ja Rule and that bitch don't come out during Nas part.

 

 

 

Oh, and Eminem Is going to swept, you can bet your ass on it.

[Guest Nevermortal]

No Doubt on the way to the show:

 

Gwen - "Okay, its all about me now. Shut the fuck up, and you'll still be in this band."

Tony - "Band?"

Gwen - "You still get to take credit for the artificial producer beats, now shut up!"