SJL Metal Card, February 27th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Metal Card, Wednesday February 27th

Venue: The Sydney Superdome, in Sydney Australia!

Gentile Time: Wednesday, 4 PM board time.  (AKA 5 PM Eastern Time, 4 PM Central Time, 3 PM Mountain Time, and 2 PM Pacific Time!  A yep!  These boards are on Central time, it seems.)

Commentators: Axis and Commissioner Edwin MacPhisto!

 

Yup... That's right! The card formally known as Crimson. Write people! Markers slightly changed, word limits the same.

 

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE! - send to HvilleThugg

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

-Coming off a hard loss to Shawn Brody on Metal, Kojack looks to rebound against Wicked Style while his tag partner MVS is tied up with Brody. Wicked Style has to write or, since he no-showed his first match, he will be kicked out of the fed.

WORD LIMIT: 2919

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT - send to Zero_Cool

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

-Menias and Tupper ended up not battling on Metal, but Ced Ordonez sure did, showing up Dragon and Wicked Style in impressive form. Can he pull an upset against the stud and the veteran NBK tonight, or will these others have something to say about it? Regular triple threat rules are in effect--first pinfall or submission wins.

WORD LIMIT: 3616

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to Thoth

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

-On Metal, Shawn Brody managed to top Kojack after some interference from MVS, Kojack's partner in the American Wildside, went awry! Now Brody takes his first big test in the IGNJL: can the hot-shot hardcore new guy topple cocky Mike Van Siclen from his ivory tower?

WORD LIMIT: 4001. BONUS WORD!

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY! - send to Thoth

Mafia vs. Flexxx

-Flexxx is a sick, sadistic porn god. Mafia's a paranoid and occasionally hardcore mofo. Coming off a strong hardcore victory on Metal, Mafia now goes up against Flexxx, who himself pulled an upset over the veteran Xero, and the hand of Mafia's ex, Candra, is on the line! What on earth is gonna happen here? I sure as hell don't know, but it's going to be ridiculously bloody, I betcha!

 

Match Description: DQs and countouts are not in effect, and submissions count anywhere. Anything is fair game, but pinfalls are worthless. The first man to make his opponent submit wins both the match and the services of Candra.

WORD LIMIT: 4224 (Celebrating World Palindrome Day! Huzzah!)

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP! - send to HvilleThugg

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

- Taylor and Ash are good friends in XF9 and they recently got involved in a battle for Taylor's Euro Title. Seeing that Taylor is a great guy and a handsome guy, and a nice guy, and a funny guy as well, he's given Ash a rematch for *his* European Title. However, the match's stipulation, if any, will be decided here!

WORD LIMIT: 4809!

 

Editor's note: This match description was written by Erek Taylor. The express opinion of the JLCC is that he is neither great nor handsome nor nice nor funny. OHH HO HO, DISS! THOUGHT YOU COULD RULE THE WORLD WITH YOUR MATCH DESCRIPTION, DIDJA EREK! EH HE HE, YOU CAN'T DANCE WITH THE MAC DADDY AND EXPECT TO LEAD!

 

Cough. Moooooooving on...

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH - send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

-On Metal, Annie E. fought through a severe beating and illustrated some severe mental issues as she clobbered her old friend Ash Ketchum. Now, her fellow Havoc member Renegade, a former world champion, makes his return to the ring. K-Os, the world champion, and Low Brass, the XF9 leader coming off of the retirement of Stryke, are here as well, and this shall be a true proving ground for each of these competitors. There are three world champions here, and one storied veteran who will no doubt hold the belt soon enough. Will Havoc use their 2-person team to an advantage? Will the world champions show why he's the champ? Or will Low Brass overcome all the odds and show why XF9 is the longest-lasting stable in JL history? Time will tell...

 

Match Description: This match is four-corners rules. Each wrestler has a corner, and only two wrestlers may be in the ring at any time. Any wrestler may tag any other wrestler in or out, and the first person to score a pinfall or submission will be the victor. DQ rules are in effect, and a DQ would result in a wrestler's elimination from the match. Don't do that, though, because that's lame, unless you can do it really well.

WORD LIMIT: 5555 (Edwin likes 5's!!!)

 

I love mod power.  I'll edit in King's name once he signs up at the boards, and if it changes.  I'll probably put together a promo or something for the beginning of the show addressing the changeover and some special plans for the near future, but in the meantime, write, write, write!  Send all promos to me, Edwin MacPhisto and enjoy the inaugural SJL show...

 

...did you feel a slight chill in the air?

 

Eh.  Maybe I'm just paranoid...

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Woohoo! First SJL Card!

 

Couple of things, first, I hope everyone liked the show in SWF chat. What? Were'nt there? Well, you should COME TO CHAT MORE! You just don't know what you're gonna miss! We're CRAZY!!!

 

 

Hee hee...

 

next, um.... someone better wend me the transcript dammit!

 

Oh... card....

 

 

UM, blah, I'm tired, goodnight, I'm gonna win or something

 

 

-Annie E

[Guest Zero_Cool]

For those of you watching from the outside, the SJL like to predict matches for cards.  Anyway...

 

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

 

-Kojack, because he'll show

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

-None, I'm marking it.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

 

-Close one, but I have to go with Brody.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

 

-Mafia, if he writes to his potential.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!  Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

 

-Heh, my old stable.  Well, whatever happens, XF9 wins!

 

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

 

-Man, this could be another epic.  Brass can take it if gets over his writer's block.

[Guest Thoth]

Send to friarfunk?  Who's friarfunk?  I only see Edwin MacPhisto

 

Gonna have to work a few kinks out.

[Guest Low Brass]

Hey, could Annie and K-Os and Renegade PM me their stats, I'll see if I still have mine and then PM them to yous guys.

 

-Low Brass

 

ugh...

 

EDIT: Blarg.  I don't have my stats, at least not my new ones.  hmm... I think my old ones are basically the exact same thing.  I'll check them out....  Blar-diddly-arg.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Oh yeah, the chatroom thingy. (Y)

 

Thoth, if you're reading this..PLEASE send me the transcript.

 

Well, back to the card.

 

Thoth sez: Already done.  HA!  I'm editing your post!  I'm a mod!

[Guest Sydney_Sky]

I'm not back yet, but I am around. I hope to make my appearence again pretty soon! Predictions!

 

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

 

-I don't know them! Um .. Kojack .. neat name.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

-"Tom Cat" .. he'll scratch out the competition with his claws!

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

 

-I really like MVS ... that's what I said.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

 

-Flexxx

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!  Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

 

-Erek Taylor.. because he's a hot little ladies man .. yes.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

 

-Annie is good.. TOO good. Darn cupcakes ... I'll say that K-Os takes this one ..barely.

 

That's about it.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Looking forward to some JL returns, new storylines, and the tournament/PPV...

 

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

 

-There's no way WS will show after the WF/JL move, so Kojack for sure.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

-Tom Cat is on a roll... so him

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

 

-Mike Van Siclen, making it to the top with experience.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

 

-If Mafia does write to his full potential, he will take this for sure. But never, ever, underestimate me... it usually results in the huge upsets I'm known for.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!  Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

 

-Umm... real close. Erek Taylor?

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

 

-The Renegade Master, to finally upset K-Os...

[Guest crusen86]

Alright. Just a note, Edwin and I will have to concoct some kind of storyline to explain as to why were suddenly the SWF. I'll PM Stubby and get them to align with each other somewhat, so yeah. There will be an opening show promo just for that purpose.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

- Kojack, easy.  Go Kojack!

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Pray Menias or Ordonez win...

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

- Wow... not only am I YOUR Television Champion, I have an ivory tower, too.  Brody, post your stats somewhere, as I couldn't get them before IGN screwed us... so, yeah, no pick, but it'll be close, because YOUR Television Champion and eXtreme lesbian wrestling commentator said so.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

- This should so be a PPV match.  Mafia wins, but damn it'll be close.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

- Ash seems to be forced back down the ladder.  My fellow Champion, Erek Taylor, scores the big V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! ... right here.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

- There is NO DOUBT in my mind that K-Os will win.  Go, you mighty K-Os...

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

- I think we need this one more time for the Smarks crowd..... Wicked Style is a no showing arse. Repeat: NO SHOWING ARSE! Kojack is a bald 70's detective. Repeat: BALD 70'S DETECTIVE! Kojack picks up the easy +1 here.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

-Hmmmmm, what's Tom Cat doing with Syd Sky? I don't know but I'll consider the situation innocent and pick him to win.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

- I predict that we will hear the phrase "YOUR television champion, Shawn Brody!" heh.

 

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

- Hmmmmm, Mafia is good, FlexXx is on a good roll tho, even if we dont always get along, gotta go with the pr0nman here.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

- I pick Erek to job so he can move up into the World arena. If not, he wins then as I don't think there's a hotter writer in the JL right now.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

- tough one here, as arguably (I say that only because I'm in here) the four toughest fighters come to fight in this match. Even though I'm writing to win, I'd have to pick K-Os here. Yes, he's that damn good.

 

 

 

ta-da! anyone want a cupcake? I made them myself!

 

 

-Annie E

[Guest Christian_Fury]

Mmm... To officially make my semi-quasi return somewhat of a reality (Huh???), predilections!

 

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

 

- Hmm... I'm saying the person that this match is named after is -not- winning. Or writing.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

- Yay! A triple-threat I'm -not- part of! *Dance of joy* Hmm... Sounds like a feline, a drug-using DJ, and a baseball player. Amazingly tough call, but I'll say... Bah.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

 

- Wow, I've been out way too long... Uhm... Magic 8-Ball says... "Answer unknown, please ask again later." Crap. Never trusted these things.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

 

- Let's see... I actually remember Flexxx, so he's got an edge with me. But whoever wins, the lady will get kidnapped by the Clan in an *sarcastic, dramatic tone* epic storyline twist! Heh.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

 

- My God! People I remember!!! YAY!!! Anyway, even though it's been a while, I still don't like Ash. But he's always good for an interesting gimmick match. So, the almighty Fury says "toss-up".

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

 

- Hmm... 3 out of the 4 I know, and if Annie had 'relations' with Syd, she has to be good... Mmm... Girl-on-girl 'relations'... Heh heh heh. Anyway... *Retrieving head from gutter* Nice main event, and if it's pulled off well, that'll do a lot of good for smoothing the transition over here. My vote goes with Renegade, and that cutesy catchphrase of his, with Lob Wrass (thank you, Jake!) coming a close second.

 

That's it, y'all!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Kojack vs Wicked Style

-Either Kojack wins or GALATEA SPECIAL~!

 

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

-I'm in this one, so I'll put my money on...a finish...of some sorts.

 

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

-Going with Brody

 

Mafia vs. Flexxx

-Flex-ex-ex!!

 

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

-Somebody wins.

 

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

-Non title, but K-Os still wins.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

TA-DAAAAAAAAA!!! I R HERE!!!!!

 

But anyways, it's all good.

[Guest The_Dark_Reaper]

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

 

- Kojack

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

N*B*K

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

 

- Mike****Van****Sliclen

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY! - send to emilvandro

Mafia vs. Flexxx

 

- I've always got Flexxx's back, so the porn king of the west will win.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

 

-Ummmmm....Taylor

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

 

-The mighty K-Os

[Guest SpaceGhost]

SJL Metal Card, Wednesday February 27th

Gentile Time: Saturday, 4 PM board time.

 

 

Uhh... the card is for Wednesday but it's due on Saturday...?

 

Just trying to help...

[Guest midnight_burn]

Time for some super-dooper accurate predictions of doom!

 

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

- Wicked Style will be out on his ass as he no-shows and Kojack gets the win.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Should be close, but i think NBK will win if he writes.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

- Another very close contest. I think MVS will win though, and hold onto the TV title for a while longer at least.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY! - send to emilvandro

Mafia vs. Flexxx

- Both are good, and it should be close, but i'll have to say Mafia gets the win.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

- Erek should move up to the world ittle scene soon, he's just as good as most of the people in the main event. I think Ash will exit this match with the Euro title, letting Erek move on to bigger and better things.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

- Should be a very good match, but unless he writes a crap match or one of the others pulls out something brilliant, K-Os will win. He's the best in the JL, no question, and he will prove it by beating the next three best people in the JL.

[Guest ErekT2k]

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

 

- Kojack because dammit, Wicked Style will not write. That means it's Erek, 1-0 in predictions for now.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

- I absolutely have no damn idea. All three are kickass writers so I'll just throw it up in the air and say that TomCat takes this in a close one.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

 

- Siclen, it's spelled Siclen! I SPELLED IT SICLEN! Stupid Siclen, saying I spelled his name wrong. What a moron. Anyways, even though Siclen is stupid, he'll win this.

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY! - send to emilvandro

Mafia vs. Flexxx

 

- What lady?! Oh, Mafia's chick?! Yeah, the Porn guy takes it.

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

 

- Last time I checked, this wasn't an Euro Title match. How come people are already saying Ash is going to walk out of it with the title? The title isn't even ON the line! What?! Is the entire league full of Mike Van Siclens now?

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

 

- Wow, this is gonna be a toughie. K-Os has been brilliant... BUT! Renegade almost won in a close one and Annie should be up and ready to write up another streak. She hasn't won since, who knows when. Brass will be really tough to beat but his commentating really outshines the match itself. So, I'll root for Brass in an upset or Chaos dominates.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Well, by my records, I am now 11-3 as I beat Ash on last Metal. Or didn't you read that Erek?

 

C'mon, it was bloody violent with a cute woman in it! Isn't that what men watch?

 

I dont know about you man, but I still love you in that don't-even-think-of-kissing-me kind of way = )

 

-Annie E

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Hey, Erek used my name as a substitute for the word "moron"!  Okay, memo...

 

 

IT'S VAN SICLEN!  THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!  THAT MAY NOT BE WHAT I SAID, BUT IT'S WHAT I MEANT!

 

Can I promo on this board?

[Guest crusen86]

emilvandro's matches now to go Thoth, yo.

[Guest Suicide King]

Dang it.  I wanted to read those matches too.  You suck Crusen.

 

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Say..where's Thugg?

 

I remember he being in chat Thursday, telling us to think of a solution...heh..well, anyway, anybody seen him?

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*looks at WF board*

 

Nevermind...

[Guest Renegade]

 

 

That is all i will say for now.......

[Guest Shawn]

DAMMIT WICKED STYLE, WRITE!

Kojack vs. Wicked Style

- Kojack just took a Highspot from Brody! There's no way he can be 100% yet! Just kidding...Kojack to win.

 

TASTY TASTY TRIPLE-THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- I'm pulling for Ced!

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Shawn Brody

- I have a little confidence in myself but I had to cut a few hotspots out of the middle... if my match is posted, I'm sure you can all tell where...

 

HARDCORE SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE HAND OF A LADY!

Mafia vs. Flexxx

- Flexxx just tops Mafia

 

CHOOSE THE STIPULATION MATCH-UP!

Erek Taylor vs Ash Ketchum

- Erek... man I should attack him back stage for no reason whatsoever...other than fun of course.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

K-Os vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade vs. Low Brass

- Chaos to reign supreme!

[Guest Erek Taylor]

You know Brody, the last person who attacked me backstage is now retired.

 

Get the picture?