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Guest Rob Edwards
Due to being bored at work this morning I decided to rewrite Queens Bohemian Rhapsody to suit the WWE. Please sing along! The brackets indicate who's singing which bit!


(HHH)
Do I control life?
Or just WWE

(Undertaker)
Caught in the Last Ride
No escape from jobbing to me

(Jericho)
Open my eyes
Look up at the lights and see
I'm just a jobber
I get no push you see
It was easy come
Easy go
I was high
Now I'm low

(Undertaker)
Any move my opponent throws
Will not be sold by me
by me

(HHH)
Momma, Just squashed a man
Put my knee against his head
And now his push is dead

(Jericho)
Main eventing, it had just begun
But Hunters gone and taken it away

(Brock)
Taker, Oooooooh
Here is the F5
You might sell it by this time tomorrow

(Vince)
What's going on, Whats going on?
My whole fed is in tatters

(Jeff Hardy)
Too late
My time has gone
All those bumps compressed my spine
Now it's aching all the time

(Booker)
Goodbye mid card buddies
I've got to go
To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof

(HHH)
Booker, Noooooo
You don't work WWE style
I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all

*Guitar Solo*

(Vince)
I see a little potential in this man

(JR)
He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss
We can put him over Rico

(HHH)
Benoit works like lightning
Very, very frightened me
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio
Oh Stephio job him out

(Nash)
My knees won't goooooo

(Jericho)
I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me

(HHH)
He's just a jobber
Loses to the pedigree
Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see

(Jericho)
I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

(HHH)
I will not, Will not let you go

(Booker)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Benoit)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Guerrero)
Let me go

(HHH)
Never ever let you gooooo
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

(Angle)
An idea, An idea
Would be to let me go

(HHH)
This is not good you are a far superior worker to me
To me
To meeeeee

*Guitar solo*

(Booker)
So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes?

(Jericho)
So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

(All)
Oh Hunter
Can't do this to us Hunter
We're taking over
Taking right over the WWE

*Guitar Solo*

(Vince)
Oooooooooh
Buy Rates
Buy Rates

*more solo*

(Vince)
Hunter never mattered
He just didn't see
Money really matters
Money really matters
To me

(HHH)
Tell me where'd my job go?

*bong*

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Guest Kotzenjunge
BEST. POST. EVER!!!!!!!!!

Fo sheez,
Kotzenjunge

(I suggest sending this to WWE's feedback, Scott Keith, AND Wrestlecrap. Spread this mofo! Fix some of the little problems once you get a chance to hear the song as you write it though)

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Guest Rob Edwards
Heh I was thinking of sending it to SK, I'm sure best post ever is a tad exaggerated but thanks smile.gif

It does need fixing up a bit mind so I'll prolly edit it sometime tonight

(anyone who enjoyed that and liked my comedy style might be interested in reading the kliquefather, pm me your e-mail if you're interested and i'll send ya a few episodes)

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Guest nikowwf
I think this should be sung (posted) before all future Raw's instead of the national anthem.

Niko

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Guest Youth N Asia
QUOTE
(Vince)
I see a little potential in this man

(JR)
He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss
We can put him over Rico


That was great..at first glance I thought this post would be awful...too bad there are no official WWE boards that this can get posted on

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Guest Slingshot Suplex
This and the Funaki/HBK post might be the two funniest things I've ever read on this board.

Kotzenjunge's post may not have been an exaggeration.

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Guest Kotzenjunge
Dude! It's SO not an exaggeration! When I saw the JR part, I just stopped right there and said "This is just the best damn wrestling-oriented post I've ever seen." Kinda like a friend of mine made me stop Akira one time right before Tetsuo and Kay fight on the Akira structure and a pipe crushes a supply truck to say: "Okay, this is the coolest movie ever. That did it."

Fo sheez,
Kotzenjunge

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Guest the pinjockey
Holy Shit. You Fucking Rule. I will second the post of the decade nomination.

I went and brought up the song on my computer and read along.

(Brock)
Taker, Oooooooh
Here is the F5
You might sell it by this time tomorrow

That part was awesome.

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Guest Lord of The Curry
Good Jesus Lord that was fuckin great....the JR part MADE the whole song...

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Guest nikowwf
(Jericho)
So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

HAHAHAHAHA ohmy.gif

You rule dude. Send this all over. Its funny to think one of the Raw guys could see this on the internet and let it get backstage. If you get it on some major sites, chances are it will.

Niko

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Guest Spaceman Spiff
Since we're pointing out favorite parts, mine was:

QUOTE
(HHH)
Benoit works like lightning
Very, very frightened me

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Guest chirs3
QUOTE
(Jericho)
I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

(HHH)
I will not, Will not let you go

(Booker)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Benoit)
Let me go

(HHH)
I will not I will not let you go

(Guerrero)
Let me go

(HHH)
Never ever let you gooooo
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

(Angle)
An idea, An idea
Would be to let me go

(HHH)
This is not good you are a far superior worker to me
To me
To meeeeee


Brought tears to my eyes, man. Beautiful.

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Guest Mikey2Dope
GENIUS. PURE F*CKIN' GENIUS! Man it's been awhile since I laughed that hard and you should send that to SK for sure. Be sure to send it over to the Real Deal over at Wrestlecrap: [email protected] . If there is anyone that would absolutely love that he would be the man.

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Guest art_vandelay
Holy shit, that was fucking great. I had the voices of each wrestler sing their verses in my head and even air guitared the guitar solos in between. The image of a man like Brock Lesnar singing "Taker, Ooooh" had me LMDO.

This thing needs to be recorded in a studio, fast. Maybe we can get Jason Sensation to do it. Then will come the music video.

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Guest creativename
You, sir, are DA SHIZNIT

If you are in a band, or are friends with members of a band, you should definitely try convincing them to try and record a portion of this. The only thing is it would be hard to imitate the voices; but if you can get a guy who's good at that, you might actually be able to make some money off this.

Seriously. It'll only take a couple backs to record a song and burn it on a CD; you can pimp it on message boards all over and ask the mods/reporters at various sites to mention this, they'll probably do it. You can add a couple more parody songs--I'm sure that with your creative genius, a few more wouldn't be hard to come up with ylsuper.gif Just make sure they're to classics like this, that everybody knows.

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Guest ftwdevils2469
QUOTE(Adam Bomb @ Sep 27 2002, 07:50 AM)
(HHH)
Momma, Just squashed a man
Put my knee against his head
And now his push is dead

LMAO

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Guest Rob Edwards
So this is how Bradshaw feels when he reads the Hoss I mean Ross report is it?!

Yeah I'm pimping it about a bit already, and I'll probably see what else I can come up with when I get the inspiration

The best part is I got paid for it smile.gif Suckers!

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Guest Trivia247
Wheres Haku with the Base
Lyrics

Im just a Poor Samoan No body loves me...

He's just a Poor Samoan From a Large Samoan Family

headbutting life cuz he's a Monstrosity!

thats just spiff balling.

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Guest Anglesault
You should send it to Jericho. smile.gif

And if he won't read fan mail, send it to lance Storm and ask him to show it to Jericho.

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Guest Ram
Tuesday News:
Lance Storm apparently has heat backstage with Triple H for posting some sort of Triple H-bashing fan-editted song on the locker room door last night on RAW. However, it seems as though that, overnight, Lance Storm has become the most popular wrestler in the backstage area. More news on this to come.

Credit: 1wrestling.com

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Guest Zero_Cool
I guess we could call this BoHHHemian Rhapsody.

*does the Mick Foley fake laugh*

It would be funny if Jericho were to ever read this. No telling what he would say or do.

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Guest EMAXSAUN
omg! this brought me to tears. copyright this mofo now!

"Tuesday News:
Lance Storm apparently has heat backstage with Triple H for posting some sort of Triple H-bashing fan-editted song on the locker room door last night on RAW. However, it seems as though that, overnight, Lance Storm has become the most popular wrestler in the backstage area. More news on this to come.

Credit: 1wrestling.com"

well, i guess the song made it backstage! ROTFLMAO

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