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Guest FeArHaVoC
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Test, Christian Refuse To Cut Hair At WWE's Request

 

WWE wanted Test and Christian to shave their hair either completely off, or very short, so that all 4 members of the UnAmericans would have short hair. WWE thought that this would allow them to better market the group.

 

However, Test and Christian did not want to cut their hair, this upset WWE management. Obviously this has led WWE to break up the entire group, and go as far as jobbing Test to Al Snow last night while the Regal/Storm team is getting a push.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com/411wrestling.co

 

Regal & Storm getting a push? Where?

 

Christian did cut his hair. It's shorter, almost up to his shoulders. Makes ya wonder if Christian did that just as a "Fuck you" to Managment?

 

Fuck You, Vince & JR

Guest snowfan
Posted
Test, Christian Refuse To Cut Hair At WWE's Request

 

WWE wanted Test and Christian to shave their hair either completely off, or very short, so that all 4 members of the UnAmericans would have short hair. WWE thought that this would allow them to better market the group.

 

However, Test and Christian did not want to cut their hair, this upset WWE management. Obviously this has led WWE to break up the entire group, and go as far as jobbing Test to Al Snow last night while the Regal/Storm team is getting a push.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com/411wrestling.co

 

Regal & Storm getting a push? Where?

 

Christian did cut his hair. It's shorter, almost up to his shoulders. Makes ya wonder if Christian did that just as a "Fuck you" to Managment?

 

Fuck You, Vince & JR

Never Christian but maybe Test bah gawd...

Guest buffybeast
Posted

Well, Chrisitan did cut several inches off his hair. Last night it was much shorter than it used to be.

Guest snowfan
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Well, Chrisitan did cut several inches off his hair. Last night it was much shorter than it used to be.

You were looking JR?

Guest evilhomer
Posted

What a bunch of babies management is. T & C won't do what they want them to so management goes and takes their angle away. Just like the child who takes his ball and goes home because his side is losing.

 

On the plus side, one of the worst written angles of the year is over.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Another plus, Test da Hoss jobbed to a guy who barely wrestles.

Guest buffybeast
Posted
Well, Chrisitan did cut several inches off his hair.  Last night it was much shorter than it used to be.

You were looking JR?

Yes, I noticed. But I swear I am not JR!!!

 

I can see how Test and Christian would be reluctant to cut their hair. The reasoning behind it is stupid. Long hair is out? To look more like Lance? What would happen if this angle did last past three months? T & C would be left with stupid Lance Storm crewcuts!

 

Besides, the hair is a trademark for both wrestlers. It's a part of their character I think.

Guest Kid Kablam
Posted

Ya know, I can't think of many actors who could say no to a director or producer without drawing heat. This is a similar situation. I'm not saying that Test and Christian should force themselves to like it, but the fact is that it isn't really their say.

Posted

Well, Test fucked up a knee lift spot and can't wrestle anyway, so who gives a fuck?

 

On the plus side, Christian had Bret Hart tights on

Guest snowfan
Posted
Well, Test fucked up a knee lift spot and can't wrestle anyway, so who gives a fuck?

 

On the plus side, Christian had Bret Hart tights on

so did jericho early on...

Guest Redhawk
Posted

This is just about the stupidest thing I've read in weeks. WWE is breaking up an entire stable -- one that is pretty much guarenteed to get some crowd reaction on a show where crowd reaction is everything -- because two of them don't want to cut their hair? That's just...sad. And if long hair is now "out," then Triple H should be cutting his hair too, right? That's only fair, isn't it?

Guest snowfan
Posted
This is just about the stupidest thing I've read in weeks. WWE is breaking up an entire stable -- one that is pretty much guarenteed to get some crowd reaction on a show where crowd reaction is everything -- because two of them don't want to cut their hair? That's just...sad. And if long hair is now "out," then Triple H should be cutting his hair too, right? That's only fair, isn't it?

Well-uh Vince I think-uh my hair-uh is an expression-uh of my dominance-uh, I am just not-uh feeling it-uh.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
This is just about the stupidest thing I've read in weeks. WWE is breaking up an entire stable -- one that is pretty much guarenteed to get some crowd reaction on a show where crowd reaction is everything -- because two of them don't want to cut their hair? That's just...sad. And if long hair is now "out," then Triple H should be cutting his hair too, right? That's only fair, isn't it?

He needs the hair to keep you from noticing, and to perhaps comb over, the steroid-induced bald spot on the top of his head.

Guest snowfan
Posted
This is just about the stupidest thing I've read in weeks. WWE is breaking up an entire stable -- one that is pretty much guarenteed to get some crowd reaction on a show where crowd reaction is everything -- because two of them don't want to cut their hair? That's just...sad. And if long hair is now "out," then Triple H should be cutting his hair too, right? That's only fair, isn't it?

He needs the hair to keep you from noticing, and to perhaps comb over, the steroid-induced bald spot on the top of his head.

Testify to the power of the Hulkster brother...

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Well, Christian DID cut his hair, so they should fire Test.

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

Yeah, I just noticed that too...that Triple H looks to be growing a nice bald spot on top of his head.

 

*prays that Steph will dump HHH because of his hair problems*

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

but AS, i hear he's a horse. A DAMN HORSE.

You obviously haven't heard. I mean, A HORSE.

 

i can't believe i sunk to the pond-dwelling level of turning ANOTHER thread into test-bashing. It's time to TESTify~%

Guest Anglesault
Posted

I need a cute little catch phrase for every guy I hate.

 

IT'S TIME TO FLAME THE GAME~!

TESTIFY~!

SPEARDORK~!

I DON'T LIKE KANE~!

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

i'm still in awe the test/d-von tandem is TESTifying~% all over one of the shows as we speak. Oh wait, they found another black guy first. There's got to be a better one than SPEARDORK~%, that one's a tad clumsy. Like test%%% hohoho.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

They need to push Edge....over a fucking ledge.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

He'd call the ledge a dork and totally make the ledge look non-lethal.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

If Vince asked me to cut off my hair, I'd do it in a second. It's just hair...I guess they get what they deserve.

Guest buffybeast
Posted
Ya know, I can't think of many actors who could say no to a director or producer without drawing heat. This is a similar situation. I'm not saying that Test and Christian should force themselves to like it, but the fact is that it isn't really their say.

Well, if the character and/or movie called for it, then I could concur with your statement. In this instance, the cutting of hair was unneccesary.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Oh, for the love of God, It's HAIR. IT GROWS BACK

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

I'd be on management's side if they actually had a reason for telling them to do it, i mean you know as well as i do no casual fan gives a flying fuck about test or christian's hair length. And of course the management jobbed them because they didn't cut their hair, which robs them of any credibility.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

In the case of a guy like Christian..it takes forever to grow hair back that long.

 

..it's not like they were DOING anything with the Canadians anyway. They'd have cut their hair, THEN lost the belts to Bradshaw and Kane. Except Bradshaw got injured, so Helms got subbed (We need another Heat jobber, stat!).

Guest Anglesault
Posted
In the case of a guy like Christian..it takes forever to grow hair back that long.

 

..

And...?

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

so it took him ages to grow it, and he doesn't want to cut it off for a pointless reason. Tell me how much more you'd want to see christian on tv if he had a shaved head. He's the same wrestler.

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted
What a bunch of babies management is. T & C won't do what they want them to so management goes and takes their angle away. Just like the child who takes his ball and goes home because his side is losing.

 

On the plus side, one of the worst written angles of the year is over.

I know. Was cutting their hair REALLY necessary? Honestly, who gives a fuck? It wasn't going to make them anymore over. I think they'd both look like clowns with short hair, and obviously they did, too.

 

This is just about the stupidest thing I've read in weeks. WWE is breaking up an entire stable -- one that is pretty much guarenteed to get some crowd reaction on a show where crowd reaction is everything -- because two of them don't want to cut their hair? That's just...sad. And if long hair is now "out," then Triple H should be cutting his hair too, right? That's only fair, isn't it?

Bingo, exactly, nail on the head. "Long hair is out"...LOL. Like some asshole from management is up-to-date on all the latest trends.

 

Well-uh Vince I think-uh my hair-uh is an expression-uh of my dominance-uh, I am just not-uh feeling it-uh.

:lol:

Posted

Supposedly the remark backstage was that when do Triple H and Kevin Nash get word. Well, Trips is starting to bald.

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