The one and only....

[Guest converge241]

Either be ludicrous about it and have it make no sense (like WWE has done)

 

or take a stab to write the definitive one out of the mess

 

 

Kane is undertakers brother and burned alive, leaving scars so bad that he has to hide part (a very, very, very, small part) of his face.

He and Taker obtained spooky uncanny powers from the fire, which Taker lost when he started riding a motorcycle (unlike Ghost Rider). Kane somehow lost them when he had sex with tori (symbolic no?)

 

Taker took the secret identity of a general "mean man" while Kane assumed the identity of a terroist bomber down south. When various other bombers made the news he decided it wasnt such good cover and went under the guise of a dentist, with the assistance of the ruler of the land, the king. King introduces him to a pre teen girl named Katie Fick. After The king engages in statutory rape, Kane tries to save her but in a tragic twist is Blown up by the King, killing the concubine and erasing his memory.

 

Kane wanders around and has the feeling that he wants to

1) yield power

2) have longer hair

 

so he pretends to be Kevin Nash after seeing an old episode of WWF Action Zone and at the behest of "horribly scarred" good ol JR. he disapears again and realizes his true destiny (well the firstone) when he finds Paul Bearer. After many daliances with good and evil and refinding his power to make pyrotechnics do their job, he realizes his true destiny - to dance and do impressions and be fodder to HHH, who on top of everything else has dug up the body of this little girl.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Kane is a happy man, who breathes lollipops and smiles like a lemon. He prances with rabbits, and stares at puffy clouds.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

there once was a gingery haired dentist, who became a HORSE, and wore red. He go boom. A lot. The End.