Guest edotherocket Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Usually, WWE usually spend a good couple of weeks with their 'new direction' and since the current Soap Opera Attitude kicked off by popping the ratings on RAW, they will probably stick with this format even longer. So we've got a murder angle and adultery. Any guesses as to what else they'll come up with? Going by staple soap opera storylines you gotta have: - Family feuds (the return of the rest of the McMahons...you know its coming) - babies! - best friends fall in love over the same girl! (maybe Tajiri and Knoble) - more marriages not looking very pretty so far, is it?
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Angle pulls a jar out of his tunks to expose he has Benoit's long lost missing Tooth. Then they feud for a few months while occasionally getting a Spear from Edge here and there.
Guest humongous2002 Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 The other time i asked my girlfriend if she ever watched prowrestling before? She said she used to, the only reason she watched the WWF was because of the muscular guys fighting against each other, but that she stopped watching it because of the crummy storylines that don't make any sense and the bad acting. She is one of the casual fans Vince is trying to get to watch his shows. Even her being a female knew that soap opera and wrestling don't mix. Hopefully Vince gets the point b4 it's too late.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Angle pulls a jar out of his tunks to expose he has Benoit's long lost missing Tooth. Then they feud for a few months while occasionally getting a Spear from Edge here and there. You very nearly made me spray cereal all over the computer screen. Good job.
Guest snowfan Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Angle pulls a jar out of his tunks to expose he has Benoit's long lost missing Tooth. Then they feud for a few months while occasionally getting a Spear from Edge here and there. You very nearly made me spray cereal all over the computer screen. Good job. He also described the last three months of Smackdown pretty well....
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 In a dream world, the McMahons would all be off of TV except Shane-O-Mac, who would take over Smackdown. Steph would make some appearances stripping, but never talking. I think Shane would provide such a great enemy for Bischoff, and it'd be a natural rivalry too, as Shane owned the "watered down" WCW, and Bisch would hate him for failing to take out the WWF. WHERE IS THE GUY WHO WROTE DURING 2000???? BRING HIM BACK NOW!!!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Tony149 Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Speaking of "the guy who wrote WWF TV in 2000" -- I know somebody here will know the answer to this. Who was he? Why did he leave? And whatever happened to him?
Guest godthedog Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 ah, the latest cutting-edge direction: meet the new boss. same as the old boss.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Ok, here is what we need. LONG LOST GAY TWIN MIDGETS .... Who both fall in love with Chris Jericho.
Guest snowfan Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Ok, here is what we need. LONG LOST GAY TWIN MIDGETS .... Who both fall in love with Chris Jericho. Hey-uh Vince-uh I have-uh this great-uh idea-uh to get-uh Jericho-uh over-uh...
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 we have our second food sprayer of the thread! good job, Rudo and Snowfan. "I'm sick of being looked over, I am not a sucker..." "Hi Chris" "I....wha..." Terri: "Chris Jericho, do you know this midget?" *Jericho goes on a rampage, taking out the cameraman.*
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Don't make fun of Malenko like that Ratings...
Guest Olympic Slam Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Ok, here is what we need. LONG LOST GAY TWIN MIDGETS .... Who both fall in love with Chris Jericho. Finally a segment where Chris wont need his lifts
Guest Ram Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Have any of you been watching the latest episodes of Guiding Light (or it may be Days of Our Lives)? Anyway, they have an alien epic going on, and it is really, really ridiculous. I fear the depths this new direction will take. Apparently it's only RAW though, Smackdown seems to still be going for a wrestling show.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 you won't be saying that once you see Smackdown. that's all I'm saying. my mouth is shut. I am not a spoiler, don't ban me!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Shit... Aliens and Time Travellers... THAT'S what the Wwf needs! Fuck this lame Murder angle - that's been PLAYED! Time Travel is what we need!
Guest Brian Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 I thought Christian and Edge had a time machine?
Guest D'Lo White Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 I know the Main Event for Wrestlemania Big Show vs. Big Foot
Guest TheHulkster Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Smell the Ratings sig pic is hilarious
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 That's silly White - we all know Big Foot would be used at a Summerslam, NOT a wrestlemania.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 No, Al Snow had the time machine! He brought back Abraham Lincoln!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 I have a friend that's a mark and only started watching this year. Regarding the murder angle, she actually wrote "What the heck is up with that? Guys, do you have monkeys writing your storylines!?" I thought the pissing and moaning about the murder angle was just Smark reaction, but it seems universally disliked.
Guest jester Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 What the heck is up with that? Guys, do you have monkeys writing your storylines!?" Great minds think alike...
Guest snowfan Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 What the heck is up with that? Guys, do you have monkeys writing your storylines!?" Great minds think alike... Jester while I love your sig, and agree don't you think a group of monkies might have RANDOMLY wrote something good? or Are they being asked to write crap?
Guest jester Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Jester while I love your sig, and agree don't you think a group of monkies might have RANDOMLY wrote something good? or Are they being asked to write crap? There was an old Dilbert cartoon in which Dogbert is reading something, and then brings up the old "infinite number of monkeys writing for an infinite number of years will eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare" thing. He then declares that what he is reading is "10 monkeys, 10 minutes." Which sums up what I thought about Raw pretty well.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Here's what we'll see: Katie Vick is NOT dead after all, just badly injured. She shows us surveillance footage of a guy in a street clothes and a red mask stabbing her in a 7-Eleven, but then she says "Let's get a close-up!" and we see Alleged Kane make the store clerk flip the light switch on and off while Alleged Kane is posing and spitting water after her body collapses. Katie says "It was YOU, Hunter!" and then Triple H says "You're damn right it was!" Then Katie gets really drowsy and Triple H rambles and JR goes "Aw son of a bitch!"
Guest snowfan Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Here's what we'll see: Katie Vick is NOT dead after all, just badly injured. She shows us surveillance footage of a guy in a street clothes and a red mask stabbing her in a 7-Eleven, but then she says "Let's get a close-up!" and we see Alleged Kane make the store clerk flip the light switch on and off while Alleged Kane is posing and spitting water after her body collapses. Katie says "It was YOU, Hunter!" and then Triple H says "You're damn right it was!" Then Katie gets really drowsy and Triple H rambles and JR goes "Aw son of a bitch!" Bah Gawd what lows will HGH descend to next???
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Here's what we'll see: Katie Vick is NOT dead after all, just badly injured. She shows us surveillance footage of a guy in a street clothes and a red mask stabbing her in a 7-Eleven, but then she says "Let's get a close-up!" and we see Alleged Kane make the store clerk flip the light switch on and off while Alleged Kane is posing and spitting water after her body collapses. Katie says "It was YOU, Hunter!" and then Triple H says "You're damn right it was!" Then Katie gets really drowsy and Triple H rambles and JR goes "Aw son of a bitch!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!!!!
Guest Zero_Cool Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Here's what we'll see: Katie Vick is NOT dead after all, just badly injured. She shows us surveillance footage of a guy in a street clothes and a red mask stabbing her in a 7-Eleven, but then she says "Let's get a close-up!" and we see Alleged Kane make the store clerk flip the light switch on and off while Alleged Kane is posing and spitting water after her body collapses. Katie says "It was YOU, Hunter!" and then Triple H says "You're damn right it was!" Then Katie gets really drowsy and Triple H rambles and JR goes "Aw son of a bitch!" "I did it-uh to protect you-uh from the wine coolers, Katie!!"
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 More "Triple H is evil" soap-opera-esque developments to happen: he killed Katie Vick he killed Kane's parents he ate his dad for lunch he didn't break up with Steph after all-uh he slipped Vicodins in the catering and got Shawn addicted (It was me Shawn! I stole your smile! I stole it and have it to this day-uh!) he stole money from a Cambodian orphan his uncle bombed Pearl Harbor
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