Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Vince McMahon's Top 10 responses to media representatives in regards to the WWF never doing a murder angle: 10. It will turn out she's not dead. There's gonna be a tape with commentary..."1, 2, hekilledherNOHEDIDN'T!" 9. Nobody's watching, so who gives a shit? 8. I can assure our stockholders that the Katie Vick angle will produce lots of quality merchandise. 7. What? There's a murder angle? I must've left my General Managers unattended, they're always fighting, which you can see every week on Raw and SmackDown! 6. Well as the story unfolds, you'll discover that Kane didn't kill Katie Vick, Katie Vick killed Katie Vick. 5. It's what the people want. 4. No no, you misunderstood. We wouldn't do a *good* murder angle. 3. You media people always target ME! 2. That was the WWF. This is WWE. So technically we can. Come on. Try me, asshole. I'll sic McDevitt on you. 1. Fuck you! Why don't you get the ring with me and we'll talk about murder angles, Mr. ABC News!! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 6. Well as the story unfolds, you'll discover that Kane didn't kill Katie Vick, Katie Vick killed Katie Vick. Line of the Angle.
Guest Eagan469 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 you forgot: "Kane didn't kill Katie Vick, he just killed my ratings"
Guest godthedog Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 good little list. number seven was golden.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 6 and 7 are great, but I really like number 4.
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 7 I liked the most. Heheh...although 10 was pretty good, but only us who remember Vince on commentary would get it.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I think you forgot another one... Katie Vick/Fick wasn't a person, it was a dog damnit, you were just not supposed to know that right now.. We do dog death angles all the time and no one has said a word before..
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I like 6 and 7 the best. Knowing the WWE, the chances of 6 happening are pretty good.
Guest buffybeast Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I like number 1. It seems Vince is always cursing at WWF press conference and threaten to beat up reporters who criticize WWF.
Guest snowfan Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I like number 1. It seems Vince is always cursing at WWF press conference and threaten to beat up reporters who criticize WWF. What is up with that? Is he really like that at corporate meetings or when you send him talent tapes?
Guest buffybeast Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I like number 1. It seems Vince is always cursing at WWF press conference and threaten to beat up reporters who criticize WWF. What is up with that? Is he really like that at corporate meetings or when you send him talent tapes? Ha! I've heard that Vince can get rather animated in meetings. I think that is just his personality really. Plus I think he gets off on intimidating people.
Guest snowfan Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I like number 1. It seems Vince is always cursing at WWF press conference and threaten to beat up reporters who criticize WWF. What is up with that? Is he really like that at corporate meetings or when you send him talent tapes? Ha! I've heard that Vince can get rather animated in meetings. I think that is just his personality really. Plus I think he gets off on intimidating people. Was he pretty hot and bothered when you told him your views on Montreal?
Guest buffybeast Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Was he pretty hot and bothered when you told him your views on Montreal? I've never met Vince. But I suspect he was pissed since Bret gave him a concussion.
Guest snowfan Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Was he pretty hot and bothered when you told him your views on Montreal? I've never met Vince. But I suspect he was pissed since Bret gave him a concussion. Nah... The way you were talking in Velocidental you said Vince took one for the team. He was happy to do it.
Guest Boseephus Jones Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Good list man, but I don't know what the hell everybody is talkin' about saying the WWF said they would never do murder or rape in an angle. I don't know if VInce said this or not, but they DID do a murder angle. And it was BIG. Does anybody remember the Kane/Undertaker feud? Well anybody remember the accusation of Kane burning his parents alive in the house? Come on people!
Guest buffybeast Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Good list man, but I don't know what the hell everybody is talkin' about saying the WWF said they would never do murder or rape in an angle. Please check the WWF parents web site. The WWF specifically mentions that they would never do a murder and/or rape angle.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 It's possible they mean they would never run an angle where someone gets murdered/raped "live". Because otherwise the Kane/Undertaker storyline certainly involves deaths, and there have been some suggested "rape" stories such as HHH alluding to having sex with Steph while she was drugged.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Number 6 is golden, but the who gives a shit, nobody is watching is so true.
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Well, since Steph was in it with HHH all along he never actually forced her to have sex. The next night on RAW, HHH should come out, roll the footage, and then say, "Just kidding!" Believe me, it's better than the payoff they have planned.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I like number 1. It seems Vince is always cursing at WWF press conference and threaten to beat up reporters who criticize WWF. I believe that in a stockholders meeting, Vince McMahon said in regards to I forget whom, both the phrases "fuck you" and "why don't you get in the ring with me," and said this in the presence of the people owning stock in his company. This struck me as unbelievable. Would Bill Gates stand up on a chair and proclaim "and in regards to my detractors, you don't like the way Windows works, you assholes? Why don't YOU design a major operating system, you fucking bastards!" at a stock meeting?
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Vince is the oldest kid in the world. Its sad but true. He is a fucking baby when someone says something bad about him.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Vince is playing the role of Mr McMahon and that all the wrestling fans will 'get it' and all the mainstream press will just look stupid because they think it's really what Vince is like... But considering that the mainstream press represents the majority of people in the US, the joke is on him.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I believe that in a stockholders meeting, Vince McMahon said in regards to I forget whom, both the phrases "fuck you" and "why don't you get in the ring with me," and said this in the presence of the people owning stock in his company. This struck me as unbelievable. Would Bill Gates stand up on a chair and proclaim "and in regards to my detractors, you don't like the way Windows works, you assholes? Why don't YOU design a major operating system, you fucking bastards!" at a stock meeting? No Gates wouldn't but Scott McNealy, the CEO of Sun Microsystems, repeatedly acts that way is just about any interview he gives. His totally obvious Gates-envy makes him come off like a little child every time he opens his mouth.
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