Guest NoCalMike Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I mean really though, this is getting ridiculous. Ok Undertaker we get it, you are the american badass a "locker room leader" that cannot job under any circumstances, jesus christ. A broken hand, a pissed off wife....what's next, his dog gets run over causing deep emotional pain?
Guest Nater Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Actually, they were planning on having him get bitten by Nidia and have his leg go gangrenous then sawed off as a result. After that, matt hardy was gonna gouge out one of his eyes with a CHAIR. Then, Steph puts in a stipulation that Taker has to fight brock while gagged with chlorophorm. but Brock is a king and he bumps for 17 minutes for taker before losing the strap to him.
Guest eirejmcmahon Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Predicted finish to the Brock/Undertaker match - Sara will run in and chair the shit out of Brock. The Undertaker will then tombstone Lesnar and cover him...BUT...when the ref's count reaches 2.999999, Sara goes into labour at ringside - Undertaker hops up and carries his wife off to the hospital. End show. I honestly don't see Taker lying down for Brock.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 *laughs* I can just see that happening..
Guest snowfan Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 *laughs* I can just see that happening.. Well he "just ain't feeling" much else I think.
Guest Harry Hood Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I love that line snowfan...still can't bleieve he said that...
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 What I see happening at No Mercy is Sara running down to the ring with a steel chair, but, instead of hitting Lesnar, she accidently hits the Undertaker, which results in Lesnar setting up the Undertaker for the F-5, and getting the win. So, after No Mercy, the Undertaker is pissed off at his wife for what she did, and turns on her, thus turns heel.
Guest nikowwf Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 If Sarah runs to the ring, Brock better throw her off the freaking cage. Otherwise, she should not be ANYWHERE near the match. NikO
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Is Sara really Pregnant? If So, I doubt she's going to be in this match. Off Topic: there was an other man shoot in VA. this morning, and the Police are suppose to have a White Van Surrounded on the HighWay right now.
Guest Trivia247 Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 they are checking the freeway and accessroads between Fredricksburg and Maryland. BTW STOP TAKER HATING YOU EVIL SMARK BASTAGES!!!!! FEAR THE ORTON LIKE CAST!!!!! AHHHHHHH
Guest cabbageboy Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 You know what I'm predicting? Sarah turns on UT and joins Lesnar and Heyman. I have to admit, that would be a very creepy and edgy ECWish angle along the lines of Raven having control over Sandman's wife and son. And earlier on, Kane's mysterious "Katie Fick" chick shocks us all by returning and costing Kane the match against HHH. UT and Kane can then go off and drown their sorrows in a redneck bar and listen to Hank Williams.
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I love that line snowfan...still can't bleieve he said that... Strangely, that sound exactly like something I'd except the Undertaker character to do, then sniffles.
Guest buffybeast Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Sarah is legitimately pregnant with a girl. Her due date is November 10. I highly, highly doubt she will get physically involved at No Mercy.
Guest bob_barron Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Cole: Oh my god- F-5 to Sara!! (Ref whispers to Brock) Ref: She's pregant you idiot!! Brock: Ohhhhhh shit- this cant be good.
Guest Trivia247 Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Then Brock would take the Newborn Kid and F-5 it too.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I posted this a week ago...it could still happen: ---------------------------------------------------------- Brock: "So, I'm going over at the ppv, huh?" *smiles* Taker: "..." Brock: "I had some ideas..." Taker: "Few weeks before the show you jump me from behind like a coward and you break my hand." Brock: "That sounds real good, I can get my heat..." Taker: *cutting in* "Then the next week you jump me from behind like a chicken shit and break my other hand." Brock: "Other hand? You can't work wi..." Taker: "Then the week before the show to show what an American bad ass I am I show up at Smackdown and beat you up with my two broken hands...then every heel in the company pulls me off of you so you have time to 'break my neck' like Hogan and Zeus." Brock: "Who's Zeu..." Taker: "And then at the pay per view with me and my broken hands and neck I'll put ya over kid...it's the kind of thing the older guys like me do for the youngblood." *walks away* Brock: "Paul, who's Zeus?"
Guest SP-1 Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I posted this a week ago...it could still happen: ---------------------------------------------------------- Brock: "So, I'm going over at the ppv, huh?" *smiles* Taker: "..." Brock: "I had some ideas..." Taker: "Few weeks before the show you jump me from behind like a coward and you break my hand." Brock: "That sounds real good, I can get my heat..." Taker: *cutting in* "Then the next week you jump me from behind like a chicken shit and break my other hand." Brock: "Other hand? You can't work wi..." Taker: "Then the week before the show to show what an American bad ass I am I show up at Smackdown and beat you up with my two broken hands...then every heel in the company pulls me off of you so you have time to 'break my neck' like Hogan and Zeus." Brock: "Who's Zeu..." Taker: "And then at the pay per view with me and my broken hands and neck I'll put ya over kid...it's the kind of thing the older guys like me do for the youngblood." *walks away* Brock: "Paul, who's Zeus?" That's one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
Guest The Hamburglar Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 People, isn't it obvious? Kane will run in and shoot Taker. He is a murderer after all. Kane will then reveal that he burned down their old house and scarred himself for NO REASON. And of course, he was the Higher Power all along. Even though Taker will be dead, Brock will still be forced to steal Jericho's finisher and roll up Taker with the feet on the ropes. Can't believe I'm the only one who's predicted this.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 steal Jericho's finisher and roll up Taker with the feet on the ropes. HA! i think that gets more wins than the Lionsault since he joined WWE. and yes, congratulations to all that have written hilarious skits in this thread. There were many.
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