Guest The Superstar Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Instead of "Ross from Ringside", it's "Cole's Corner". That's right, Michael f'n Cole gets his spot in the magazine. It's not much different, though, besides the pimping of SD! superstars over RAW. Some quotes: "Mark Henry is one of the great guys in the business. He's always fun to be around. You have to respect the rapid gains The World's Strongest Man has made in the Smackdown! ring. Tazz and I have four letters for you football fans: J-E-T-S! And, by the way, J.R., go Huskers! Nidia's not shy, is she? I guess I was "just another victim" (Hey, I loved it!) The rivalry between Smackdown! and Raw is more real than you fans will ever know. If Tazz continues to work hard, he could well become the best color commentator in the business-in this or any era" So, in closing...
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Nidia's not shy, is she? I guess I was "just another victim" (Hey, I loved it!) He didn't look like he loved it. He looked mortified.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Did Michael Cole really misspell "the" or was it an honest typo from you, Superstar? *Prays for the former*
Guest the pinjockey Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 "Mark Henry is one of the great guys in teh business. He's always fun to be around. You have to respect the rapid gains The World's Strongest Man has made in the Smackdown! ring. This reminds me of SD3. "Mark Henry...is a really nice guy." "Everyone respects.....Mark Henry."
Guest The Superstar Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Did Michael Cole really misspell "the" or was it an honest typo from you, Superstar? *Prays for the former* Heh, that was me
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Hey The Superstar, what show is that Stacy Kiebler video from? *drools*
Guest The Superstar Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 I know it's Nitro, I found it at another message board
Guest TheHulkster Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 That's officially the greatest sig ever. Slick Johnson's happy dance in the background puts it over the top.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 It looks like it is from Bash at the Beach 2000, where Stacy and Daffney had hat Wedding Gown match.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Tazz and I have four letters for you football fans: J-E-T-S! And, by the way, J.R., go Huskers! Tazz and Cole dont know much about football then..
Guest Harry Hood Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Aren't the Jets like 1-4? Doenst' it seem stupid to pimp a bad team? It's like me telling people to bet on Syracuse when they can't even beat frikkin' Temple...
Guest D'Lo White Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Cole probaly wrote this when the Jets were 1-0. I now blame Cole for the Jets woes.
Guest RevEvil Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 "You have to respect the rapid gains The World's Strongest Man has made in the Smackdown! ring." rapid weight gains?
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted October 14, 2002 Report Posted October 14, 2002 Nidia's not shy, is she? I guess I was "just another victim" (Hey, I loved it!) He didn't look like he loved it. He looked mortified. Does Cole think he "got some" because she kissed him? Does he now think he's no longer a virgin because of this?
Guest Incandenza Posted October 14, 2002 Report Posted October 14, 2002 Just when Cole was improving as an announcer and I was beginning to tolerate him, I go and read that. Fucking twit. Somehow, Superstar's sig makes it all better.
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